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Hie thee to Romancing the Blog
by Candy | May 17, 2005 | Tuesday at 4:14 pm | 7 CommentsMy RTB column is up today, my pretties. I called it “I’ve been told you’ve been bold with Harry, Mark and John.” Check it out NOW. So goeth the bitchly decree.
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HelenKay said on 05.18.05 at 03:25 AM
Gee, Candy, it’s not like you to start a riot. Maybe you should write about your unnatural love of animal books next. That will throw them all off. Certainly scared the hell out of me.
Candy said on 05.18.05 at 04:08 AM
I know. If I ever write another RTB column, it’ll be entitled “Implications of the lack of hepatic glucuronyl transferase in small felids.”
Are you turned on yet, HelenKay? ‘Cause I can go on about this particular topic for hours.
OK, not hours. About 20-30 minutes.
HelenKay said on 05.18.05 at 04:16 AM
Hell, Candy, reading that title turned me on. It also took approximately 3 minutes and I still have no clue what it is you said. Part of me wants to know what a felid is but the other part is too afraid to ask.
Lori said on 05.19.05 at 12:22 AM
Okay, I have to ask. What in the blue blazes is that a picture of????
Candy said on 05.19.05 at 12:29 AM
You mean my Romancing the Blog avatar? read the comments, especially comment number 9, and all shall be revealed…. Clue: it has to do with small felids.
Lori said on 05.20.05 at 08:57 PM
Okay, that’s what I thought it was, but is there a deep thought-provoking meaning that I would possibly find life-changing—or did you just like the image?
You will note my daisy is both cheerful and strangely terrifying at the same time. ;-)
Lori
Candy said on 05.21.05 at 01:13 AM
Well, I had to work with what I had on my computer, and since I’m such an insane cat lady, most of the pictures on my hard drive are of my cats. Only I thought a plain ole picture of my kitties would be boring and make me out to be too much of a crazy cat lady (well, I AM a crazy cat lady), but when I saw the extreme close-up of Hitler’s paw, I knew it had to be my avatar. I mean, it looks all curled up and cute and cuddly and sweet—except I don’t bother to clip her nails (I’ve trained her to have pretty nice claw manners, plus she’s naturally a very gentle cat) and you can tell just the hint of razor-sharp claws in that cute fuzzy paw.
So I guess it’s meant to be kind of a juxtaposition of “Awwww, cute!” and “Owww, claws!” Except with me, I’m pretty up-front about my claws and I don’t try to hide it under any cute fuzziness. BUT I also thought it was a pretty funny picture to put up in terms of a visual pun—you know, cattiness, claws partially sheathed, etc.
Now that I think about it, I should’ve put up a picture of a bitch. A snarly terrier bitch. That would’ve suit me. Small, obnoxious, loud, persistent. Though I DO smell better than a terrier.
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