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Heroes, Heroines, and Hotness

by SB Sarah | February 15, 2008 | Friday at 2:44 am | 137 Comments

Thanks to Michelle Styles and Cat Marters, my Bitchery correspondents from across the pond, I have a link that gave Candy and myself a good half-hour of enjoyment. Seems the RNA has voted amongst its membership to come up with the perfect romantic heroes. Details? But of course!

Members of the Romantic Novelists’ Association have voted Johnny Depp as the Number One Perfect Romantic Hero in a poll to mark Valentine’s Day. According to these authors, a romantic hero should be gorgeous, deliciously sexy, intensely masculine and have a commanding presence.

‘We should be qualified to judge,’ one writer commented. ‘After all, we create these heroes on paper every day.’

The top ten male celebrities voted the Perfect Romantic Hero were:

1.            Johnny Depp
2.            Daniel Craig
3.            Sean Bean
4.            Richard Armitage
5.            Hugh Jackman
6.            Colin Firth
7.            Alan Rickman
8.            Pierce Brosnan
9.            George Clooney
10.          David Tennant

A second poll, taken by members of the RNA bravely admitting to being ‘over a certain age’, voted for male celebrities over fifty who’ve ‘still got it’.  Remarkable for his appearance on both polls, Pierce Brosnan took the crown for the over fifties by a huge margin.

The top ten Over-Fifty Perfect Romantic Heroes were:

1.            Pierce Brosnan
2.            Harrison Ford
3.            Ranulph Fiennes
4.            Bill Nighy
5.            Liam Neeson
6.            Sam Neill
7.            Sean Connery
8.            Peter O’Toole
9.            Clint Eastwood
10.          Omar Sharif

Sarah: I can think of many dudes who would make a better romantic hero than some of these fellows.

And what is up with the homogenized list o’ white dudes?

Candy: I

<3 Johnny Depp as much as the next girl. I mean, I've had a hard-on for him for over 20 years. But "intensely masculine"? Dude, part of the reason why he's so hot is because he flirts heavily with androgyny and masculine stereotypes.

And yeah, most of these guys seem to be "sensitive character actor" types. Were they specifically looking at actors?

Hot non-white actors:

Andy Lau (bitch, you knew this was coming)
Takeshi Kaneshiro (you knew this was coming, too)
Chow Yuen Fat
Jet Li
Denzel Washington (who in their right mind doesn't think he's hot?)
Omar Epps
Lawrence Fishburne (he's really not my physical type--too big and burly--but something about his physicality is tres sexy)
Tyrese (I haven't seen him in any good movies, really, but for sheer eye candy…. Goddamn.)
Also: if Morgan Freeman weren't old enough to be my grandfather, I'd totally hit it. Hard.

Sarah: I see you on Omar Epps, and totally knew Andy Lau was coming (hur) even though his spangly silver pants scare me a little.

I raise you (hur hur):

Alejandro Sanz (hot guitarist)
Javier Bardem
Alejandro Fernández
And hell, if we’re talking Of a Certain Age, Clint Eastwood is fine.

And the reason Depp is hot is exactly as you say: he preserves his masculinity while playing with lithe androgyny.

Heck, let’s not limit it to guys - what about heroines? There are some truly heroic and stunning women out there, too.

Candy: Katee Sackhoff
Laura Prepon
Emma Thompson
Helena Bonham-Carter

Hmmm. Not too many other names are coming to mind, because most actresses are thin to the point of looking wasted, which isn’t attractive to me. I tend to like my girls a bit more muscular. (Bonham-Carter is scary-thin, except she’s incredibly talented and has this mild edge of HOLYSHITCRAZY, which is hot. It’s the same thing with PJ Harvey.)

Sarah: I could stare at Keira Knightley, except I wish that she didn’t disappear when she turns sideways. It’s a shame, that part.

And dude. Catherine Deneuve must be the proof of alien life the Scientologists have been looking for, because she’s so ineffably stunning. Gives me hope that I may age 1/1000th as gracefully.

So who is your hero or heroine of choice? Pics, links, bring ‘em on!

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Crow T Robot said on 02.15.08 at 02:54 AM

i had to delurk (again) for this one…Cillian Murphy/Jonathan Rhys Meyers/Jon Stewart, or Patrick Stewart for the “over a certain age category.”
heroines: Rose Byrne, Romola Garai, Elaine Cassidy, Naomi Harris.
it’s not like i spend a lot of time thinking about this or anything…

Denni said on 02.15.08 at 03:07 AM

Which just proves how individual we are in these matters.  Because IMO some of these are hot, some are not, and they missed some real cuties!

nina armstrong said on 02.15.08 at 03:08 AM

Well, if we don’t have to stick to actors-i’m going to go with a writer-Neil Gaiman-that vaguely gothy look, the sheepdog hair, the accent, er. yeah.
  Heroine-Claire Danes.

Liz C. said on 02.15.08 at 03:16 AM

I’m not sure who would be my picks except that I wholeheartedly agree with the pick of Richard Armitage. His performance in “North and South” should be a performance all other actors aspire to when trying to be broody and OMG!Hot.

Hmm. Add Jamie Bamber to that list as well. He may be shorter than I prefer but by god he works it for all he’s worth.

As for heroines, I agree with Candy’s list, but I would also add Catherine Zeta-Jones and Rachel Weisz.

snarkhunter said on 02.15.08 at 03:17 AM

I’m sorry, Johnny Depp =/ intensely masculine. One of the reasons I love him (and love Jack Sparrow) is his rather fey demeanor. He’s not quite to David Bowie levels of androgynous, but he’s not far off.

And androgyny = h0tt. Give me a boy in eyeliner any day.

(Hee!! Spambot word: married57. Nope. Which is why I’m spending yet another V-day w/ yummy yummy chinese food, a glass of wine, and an affectionate kitty.)

Sarabeth said on 02.15.08 at 03:18 AM

No list is complete without Denzel Washington, and I completely adore Will Smith. Chow Yun Fat must be on the list. Where’s Antonio Banderas?

Yep, Johnny Depp is tops because he is not overwhelmingly male.

I also second Patrick Stewart for the still got it over fifty. Wouldn’t kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

Eve said on 02.15.08 at 03:19 AM

For Hero:
George Clooney, Cary Elwes, Robert Redford, Liam Neeson, Eric Bana, Clive Owen, Ewan MacGregor, Brendan Fraser,

For Heroine:
Catherine Zeta-Jones, Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock, Lauren Bacall, Kate Beckinsale

Randi said on 02.15.08 at 03:28 AM

Yeah, where did Antonio Banderas go? And Will Smith? And totally Chow Yun Fat (over Jet Li, not a big Jet Li gal). And if we can expand into other categories, I gotta go with Ricky Martin. I know, I know, he might not play with my team, but still. Hunky and manly! I’ll also add Patrick Stewart to the over-50’s category. I will have to say, not so big a fan of Han Solo these days. I do believe his time has come and gone. But in his hey day; hoo-baby!

Ladies: Can we say Halle Berry? Or Jada Pinket-Smith? Or um, crap, see what the flu does to the brain…the chick in the new Eye movie; and Shakira-but only if she just stands there. All that moving around makes my head dizzy.  And before she died, I would have listed Jessica Tandy as listing in the over 50; her whole demeanor was just beatuous.

any25: in the last four days, 25 minutes is about how much sleep I’ve gotten at any one time. damn flu.

CJ. said on 02.15.08 at 03:28 AM

I agree with most, especially Richard Armitage because Gawddamn.

I have a couple for the multi cultural file

1. Shahrukh Khan
2. Vincent Perez ( Think Queen Margot)
3. Giampaolo Morelli (Anyone seen Ginger and Cinnamon)
4. Oded Fehr
5. Ramon Tikaram
and my over fifty multi-cultural addition
Kôji Yakusho

DS said on 02.15.08 at 03:42 AM

Christopher Eccleston—never saw him before Dr. Who, but he brought a kind of working class scruf to the role.  Helen Mirren—I thought she was hot as Jane Tennant.  Robson Green as Tony in Wire in the Blood.  Amanda Burton in Silent Witness.  That show was not the same after she left. 

I know, I’m such a British TV Geek.

Charlene said on 02.15.08 at 03:44 AM

Another vote for Shahrukh Khan. Also Fardeen Khan, Abhishek Bachchan (and his father Amitabh in the over-50 category), Govinda, and Tushar Kapoor.

I loves me some Bollywood.

Brandy said on 02.15.08 at 03:52 AM

I second Rachel Weisz.  Also always been a Julia Stiles fan (Of the Bourne movies amongst others)l; I like her because she’s a real person size.

Where’s my Keifer?  I’d marry Jack Bauer in a heartbeat - and I’ve noticed the lists seem to focus on the characters these people play more than the people themselves. (see George Clooney who flirts a bit too close to androgyny for my taste).

Kristie(J) said on 02.15.08 at 03:53 AM

A HUGE SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! for number 4 - although he’s my numero uno!!

liz said on 02.15.08 at 03:53 AM

Where’s the love for Matt Damon? I mean, seriously, ladies. And Don Cheadle. You don’t need ten, cause two will do.

I can’t pick chicks - don’t have the eye.

snarkhunter said on 02.15.08 at 03:55 AM

Oooh, Oded Fehr. WANT.

spinsterwitch said on 02.15.08 at 03:55 AM

Matthew Gray Gubler (from Criminal Minds…geekiness is a fetish of mine) and Cate Blanchett.

*sigh*

saltypepper said on 02.15.08 at 04:07 AM

Some who haven’t been mentioned yet:

Gael Garcia Bernal
Adam Beach
Jason Momoa
Djimon Hounsou

Over 50:
Hellloooo, Paul Newman!
Ian McKellen is gay but that’s not stopping me from lusting after him in my heart.
Charles Dutton is a big old cutie pie.


Heroines: Tilda Swinton, Jennifer Tilly,  Salma Hayek, Angela Bassett

Crow T Robot said on 02.15.08 at 04:18 AM

forgot timothy dalton! sweet lord, that man is gorg.
and oded fehr reminded me of eric shweig from last of the mohicans and that in turn reminded me of adam beech from smoke signals…mmmmm…
i second takeshi kaneshiro, and rachel weisz. and what about zhang ziyi? and li gong and michelle yeoh from memoirs of a geisha (at least, that’s why they are linked in my mind.)
you know, i really should not get going on topics like these.

kim said on 02.15.08 at 04:27 AM

Leah said on 02.15.08 at 04:27 AM

Hmmm… Will Smith, John Cusack, David Duchovny, and for the over-50’s—Matt Lauer and Bruce Springsteen.. And yes, Tyrese is just absolutely beautiful, as is Tyson Beckford

AnimeJune said on 02.15.08 at 04:29 AM

Jeremy Irons. You know it.

In the still young category - James Marsden - JAMES MARSDEN. Every movie he’s in must be science fictional because it’s physically impossible for him to lose that many girlfriends to people like Ryan Gosling.

Also - Patrick Dempsey. Dude has aged VERY well. He + James Marsden = “Enchanted” Manwich.

Liz C. said on 02.15.08 at 04:31 AM

Oh how could I forget James Marsden. Good god, I spent 2 hours watching him in 27 Dresses (in which he finally gets the girl) just marveling at how very well put together he is.

A.M. Hartnett said on 02.15.08 at 04:40 AM

Gerard Butler

... le sigh

Teddypig said on 02.15.08 at 04:50 AM

OK I have to ask this.

Who is crazy sexier

Helena Bonham-Carter

or

Angelina Jolie

Both scare me, but both are hot.

Jana J. Hanson said on 02.15.08 at 04:51 AM

Milo, er, Peter from Heroes
Jensen Ackles
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

Salma Hayek is my all-time favorite girl crush.  Oh, and Monica Bellucci.

SianUrsula said on 02.15.08 at 04:53 AM

Oh, I’m as straight as can be but I totally hear you with the Katee Sackohff call. Sigh…

Goblin said on 02.15.08 at 04:56 AM

POST PICTURES, LADIES!!

I’m toggling between the comments here and Google images (Takeshi Kaneshiro, oh my yes), and as fun as that is proving, if we could have zillion Hoff macros here in the comments, then we can see some Oded Fehr in the flesh too.

Use the following html code to insert an image in your comment(but make sure the picture is not too big upon the screen):
<img scr=“website address”>

‘website address’ must be the URL that leads to the picture. For example, inserting:
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/img/arias/daniel_johns_g.jpg
into the above code gives you pretty, pretty Daniel Johns from Silverchair:

Goblin said on 02.15.08 at 04:59 AM

Crap. Of course there’s a typo. The code you should be using is:

<img src=“website address”>

(i.e. I switched the “r” and “c” in “src”)

C.J. said on 02.15.08 at 05:01 AM

Here goblin, King Khan

Cathy in AK said on 02.15.08 at 05:22 AM

I can’t come up with any different nominees for hero, as the ones mentioned are all hot hot hot!

For heroines, I submit Lena Headey.  Throw Summer Glau in there too.  (Can you tell I’m liking the new Terminator series just a touch?)

Teddypig, I think Angelina has crazy sexy all over HBC, but I like Helena too.

MaryKate said on 02.15.08 at 05:23 AM

Two words: Taye. Diggs.

The smile, those abs, that singing voice.

*SWOON*

Also, I’m deeply glad someone brought up Oded Fehr. SOOOOOO hot!

And, yeah, he’s pure white bread, but I’d like a side of Jeffrey Dean Morgan served up to me. He’s all big…and brawny. Love him!

NellyF said on 02.15.08 at 05:24 AM

Lol, finally a use for all those multicultural classes I’m taking. =)

1. Cristiano Ronaldo
2. Fernando Colunga
3. William Levy Gutierrez (google him now, just go do it!)
4. Jaime Camil
5. Enrique Iglesias
6. Clive Owen
7. Iker Cassillas

Abby said on 02.15.08 at 05:25 AM

I’m an exception to the universal female rule, because I’d drink beer with Johnny Depp but I wouldn’t sleep with him. I dunno. If you watch “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” a few times all thoughts of sex just die off.

Not a bad list but Clive Owen is my number one hero and I’ve been in and out of love with Brad Pitt for fifteen years. Oh, and Clooney - just gorgeous.

For non-white, Sendhil Ramamurthy from Heroes burns my retinas. That man is beautiful.

Girl-crushes: Angelina Jolie, Rachel Weisz, Scarlett Johanssen, Natalie Portman, Julianne Moore…

Sarabeth said on 02.15.08 at 05:31 AM

Teddy Pig, Angelina Jolie has the crazy sexy going on, but we must also love HBC for her early normal girl work. She’s so innocent in Room with a view.

Madeleine said on 02.15.08 at 05:34 AM

James Purefoy
Rufus Sewell
Sendhil Ramamurthy
Will Smith (he is just so incredibly charming)
Christopher Eccleston
Toby Stephens
Chiwetel Ejiofor

Peter O’Toole could be my (great?-)grandfather, but I would probably still jump him if I thought I could get away with it. (Also, David Bowie.) Cary Grant, if he weren’t dead. Montgomery Clift if he weren’t dead and tragically gay.

And my Pretty Boy pick is Karan Panthaky, even though I’ve only ever seen him in one thing.

SonomaLass said on 02.15.08 at 05:35 AM

YES to Denzel Washington, and to Morgan Freeman and Chow Yun Fat.  Also yes to the very different appeal of androgynes, but that’s not what we get in traditional romance, is it girls?

Ewan MacGregor.  Liam Neeson. Ralph AND Joseph Fiennes (like I’d survive THAT). Ioan Gruffudd.  I want to get some of those Scots, Irishmen and Welsh dudes in here, because I love me those accents.  And I gravitate to them over the Greek/Italian/Spanish types in romance heroes.  And a big FAT yes to Alan Rickman, anywhere, anytime.

Can we put Robert Redford in there with Paul Newman?  And I’m going to pretend that Gregory Peck is still alive…hmmm, hmmm, hmmmm…...

Valerie said on 02.15.08 at 05:37 AM

*Oded Fehr
*Naveen Andrews
*Colin Firth
*Gerard friggin’ Butler
*And Johnny Depp, for regency fop heroes (Georgette Heyer, anyone?)

I would do dirty, dirty things to these men. Gleefully. Sadly, Harrison Ford has fallen off this list (old age sure did catch up with that man in a hurry…)

Jill Sorenson said on 02.15.08 at 05:38 AM

I’ve always had a thing for Jeff Goldblum.  Second Gael Garcia Bernal.  And up one Lenny Kravitz.

My fav girl is Angie Harmon.  Dark hair, smoky voice, great actress.

SonomaLass said on 02.15.08 at 05:39 AM

Oh yes, and a side note on the poll itself.  Why do you suppose the general membership chose Alan Rickman in the top ten, but he didn’t make the “Over Fifty” list?  The man is 62, and obviously he’s still “got it” or he wouldn’t be on the other list, LOL.

I think that’s fascinating.

Marie Brennan said on 02.15.08 at 05:40 AM

OMG Takeshi Kaneshiro.  He has a FABULOUS smile.

Also?  Shin Koyamada.  He whom we dubbed “the Japanese Orlando Bloom” until he whipped out the bow in The Last Samurai, at which point we started calling him “the Japanese Legolas” instead.

Taye Diggs, too.  He’s got lovely bone structure.

Madeleine said on 02.15.08 at 05:42 AM

Oh, I can’t believe I forgot Paul Newman AND Ralph Fiennes. Damn it. That was dumb. They are both achingly hot.

Joseph Fiennes used to be hot. Now he just looks like Nicholas Farrell - but Nicholas Farrell looks way better now than he did when JFiennes was still smoking. So strange! Maybe they switched.

Catherine Grace said on 02.15.08 at 05:46 AM

I’d have to go with Drew Sarich any day of the week. Good looking, good actor…

Sings better than God. Makes German sound gorgeous, and that’s no easy feat.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sNZ9nCoYlVI
Ahh, I love his hair (first clip i ever saw of him)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SPT06Oez5zA
Proof he can act and sing at the same time.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lQKcFF82BGQ
That last note slays me.

I’d totally marry that man were he single and if it wouldn’t be stalker creepy.

Maya said on 02.15.08 at 05:48 AM

girls:  Aishwaria Rai

sula "marchioness hidenne-picquelle" said on 02.15.08 at 05:49 AM

Yes to all on the list (and a triple YES to Richard Armitage).  Also, I would add Blair Underwood, Viggo Mortensen, and Ken Watanabe.

charity said on 02.15.08 at 05:52 AM

How, on god’s green earth, did this person get overlooked?

Clive Owen

Bronwyn said on 02.15.08 at 05:52 AM

*heeee*

Katee Sackhoff and Jamie Bamber.

Crow T Robot said on 02.15.08 at 05:53 AM

holy crap, alan rickman IS sixty two! now i feel just a little dirtier for deciding i’d totally stick with him, were i Joanna in Sweeney Todd. but god, those pants…those shiny gold pants…
i’ll throw in richard coyle for sheer adorability, and elijah kelley for hot dancing/singing action.

Ehren said on 02.15.08 at 06:00 AM

David Tennant should at least be on the top FIVE.

1. Johnny Depp
2. Pierce Brosnan
3. Hugh Jackman
4. David Tennant
5. Alan Rickman
6. Jet Li (cause Lord knows that man gives me goosebumps just watching him MOVE)
7. Liam Neeson
8. Sam Neill
9. Antonio Banderas
10. Mike He

and that’s just ten.

I have trouble listing men as to their hotness level since they are ALL hot. Some stand out more than others, like… Pierce Brosnan. The man’s a CAVE MAN. Fuzzy and sexy and he makes me revert to my cave woman mentality just looking at him. HIM GOOD. HIM MAKE GOOD BABIES. MM! >.> plus the hair makes me wanna snuggle.

Johnny Depp is… well, it’s been established, he’s freakin’ hot and I’m joining the bandwagon. >.>

David Tennant got jipped. He should be in the top five, in my opinion. He’s sexy because he’s, as far as I’ve seen of him acting normally, very sweet and funny and very quick minded. As an actor, he can sing and dance and can play an absolute FREAK or a very jovial Timelord. He’s just so all around wonderful!

Roxanne said on 02.15.08 at 06:25 AM

I’ve been head over heels for Tori Amos since 1992. I’m straight but I wouldn’t pass up a gay night for her!

I also adore Jennifer Beals (she is so hot in The L Word).

My favorite men include Jonny Depp, Antonio Banderas, and Brad Pitt. I also adored River Phoenix when he was alive.

talpianna said on 02.15.08 at 06:38 AM

I’ve never heard of altogether too many of these people.

Daniel Craig?  Isn’t he that Idaho senator who was busted in the Minneapolis restroom?

And what about the still-hot Tom Brokaw? and Scott Bakula?  I still fancy Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain, you know. And Sam Waterston, whom I first fell in love with back in 1973 in the TV version of Joe Papp’s production of MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING.  I like Peter Coyote, too.

And I wouldn’t kick Dominic Purcell out of the burrow for eating crackers, as long as he didn’t have his head shaved.  Unless, of course, James MARSTERS was next in line…

http://imdb.com/media/rm3180632576/nm0551346

Females:  Sophia Loren’s still gorgeous.

Sarabeth said on 02.15.08 at 06:42 AM

Talpiana—Larry Craig is the toe tapping senator. Daniel Craig is the steamy, blue-eyed British actor who is now widely known for his James Bond role.

Saf said on 02.15.08 at 06:43 AM

What IS up with the homogonised list of white dudes? I’m glad Sarah asked, so I don’t have to.

SRK has to be in there somewhere, but my major Bollywood crushes are Saif Ali Khan, Aamir Khan, and Hrithik Roshan (if he didn’t come across as a bit of a dick in interviews).

Men (in no particular order):

SRK,
Saif,
Aaamir,
Hrithik,
Takeshi Kaneshiro,
Christian Bale,
Will Smith,
Chiwetel Ejiofor,
Gong Yoo,
that really pretty man from ‘Love, Actually’,
Tony Leung,
Omar Epps,
Edward Norton,
Lee Min Ki,
Oded Fehr…
I need to cut this list down.

Johnny Depp only when he looks deathly (Sweeney Todd, Sleepy Hollow). Let’s not look into that too deeply.

Amitabh Bachan for the older men, he’s better looking than his son (but then I’d say the same about Jaya Bachan and her daughter-in-law Aishwarya Rai).

(Morgan Freeman is too much like my Dad, but he’s a handsome man)


For heroines (no particular order):
Michelle Yeoh,
Rachel Weis,
Gina Torres,
Kajol Devgan,
Maki Horikita,
Catherine Zeta Jones,
Emma Thompson,
Gong Li,
Rani Mukherjee,
Koyuki,
Freema Agyeman,

Josie said on 02.15.08 at 06:44 AM

Well, I’m going to give a yes, yes, YES! to numbers 1, 3 and 4.

I have to agree also with some of the above especially Gerard Butler who is my current unhealthy crush and Blair Underwood also deserves a very high rating. Just devine. Ooh and Javier Bardem too.

I’m also going to add Kyle Schmid (Henry from Blood Ties) - he’s a leeeetle bit young but I just don’t give a damn.

Saf said on 02.15.08 at 06:46 AM

I’m gonna comment again, just to say: WENTWORTH MILLER.

I’m ashamed none of you said it first.

And Ryan Gosling, but mostly with the beard/stubble.

Goblin said on 02.15.08 at 06:56 AM

Thank you CJ and Charity for delivering the eye-candy direct!

How about a Canadian newscaster, Ian Hanomansing? (You’ll have to take my word for it that about 10-15 years ago, he could make me drool at the television.)

Brandi said on 02.15.08 at 06:59 AM

I think Christopher Lee is still hot in a brooding, EVAL way.

And Toshiro Mifune was a fine example of rugged good looks.

(Also, Vincent Price. I was attracted to my husband because he looks and sounds somewhat like Vincent Price…)

Lara said on 02.15.08 at 07:14 AM

After tonight’s episode of “Lost”, Naveen Andrews rocketed back up my list. Sweet mother of mercy, that is a fine man. So is Josh Holloway, and so is Terry O’Quinn.

Chris Eccleston and David Tennant, my two favorite Timelords, with a side order of John Simm! Seriously, men dancing in the 70s shouldn’t be able to be sexy, but John Simm did it in “Life on Mars”.

Sean Bean. Sean Bean. Sean Bean. *mews*

And I’ll plug for my personal longtime crush, Christopher Meloni. I stuck with SVU for many a long season just for the chance of seeing his arms in a Tshirt or his butt in jeans.

Anna said on 02.15.08 at 07:22 AM

I nominate Yul Brynner in the dead white dudes category.

Kaitlin said on 02.15.08 at 07:30 AM

Oh, this is fun!  :)  Richard Armitage is just Hawt!  And his voice is like warm melted chocolate.  Yum!

Johnny Depp (especially in Chocolat! Yum)

Gerard Butler (“This is Sparta!)  Mrowr!

Patrick Stewart is one sexy bald man

I gotta say I think Bruce Willis is hotter now than he’s ever been

Clint Eastwood (especially in his spaghetti western days.  *sigh*)

When he first started out on ER, Goran Visnjic was hot, but now he just looks old.

Clive Owen

Michael Vartan

Ken Watanabe

Jet Li

And David Tenant is hot in a geeky way.  Gotta love the geeky.  :)

There are so many more, but I’m seriously brainfarting.  Still, I’m super psyched that RM made #4!  Yay!

Kaitlin said on 02.15.08 at 07:30 AM

I meant RA.  Duh!  *smacks head*

Liz C. said on 02.15.08 at 07:38 AM

Oh I forgot an over 50 person: Richard Dean Anderson.

Eunice said on 02.15.08 at 07:43 AM

>nina armstrong, here’s a clip of Neil Gaiman reading for an hour:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zGErTqTmgg

My list in no particular order:

Gerard Butler (If we were to meet, I fear I’d throw him down and have my)
Richard Armitage
Alan Rickman
(so what if he’s old enough to be my grandpa? Exhibits A and B:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj1BlyOcmBs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRyIh_Pqes8)

Takeshi Kaneshiro
Oded Fehr
Clive Owen
Michael Fassbender
Tony Leung
Sendhil Ramamurthy (quite possibly the most beautiful man I ever seen)
Naveen Andrews

Ten already?! That was fast. There’s so many more.

Eunice said on 02.15.08 at 07:48 AM

*have my WAY

**I HAVE ever seen

Blasted cold!

“makes79” Oh I could make a list of 79 guys easily.

Hollyn said on 02.15.08 at 07:53 AM

If resurrection were possible I would totally tap Heath Ledger. *sigh*

Nicole Reillan said on 02.15.08 at 08:05 AM

Never in my life have I had so much fun copying and pasting at Google Images. And I gotta say a HUGE thank you for showing me the light that is Takeshi Kaneshiro. Yum!

I totally agree with Patrick Steward and Yul Brynner. Definitely two hot bald men.

Then there’s Christian Bale (anyone else have a total Batman fetish?), Edward Norton, and I have yet to hear of the hotness of Ryan Reynolds. C’mon… Blade Trinity? Shirtless and tied up??? Hello?

And how about props to some athletes? David Carr of the Houston Texans comes to mind (and plays in nicely with the SBTB’s previous post)

I’m just sayin’...

Wry Hag said on 02.15.08 at 08:07 AM

Ya wanna talk heroes, how about some of those gorgeous, usually anonymous and under-apreciated cover models who actually portray “our” heroes?  Whoa.  My breath just sort of balls up mid-trachea when I see some of them.  Jo Goodman’s If His Kiss Is Wicked man, for example.  And there are many others.

Sprite said on 02.15.08 at 08:08 AM

Mmmmmm.  Daniel Craig, Sean Bean, Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman, Will Smith of course, Nick Berry, that Indian guy CJ posted, and my own multicultural additions: Rachid Taha.  Oh and Gerard Depardieu, but minus a few decades.  He is kind of looking REALLY old these days.

My word: came66.  Woohoo for whatever that means!

Wry Hag said on 02.15.08 at 08:10 AM

I actually do know how to spell “appreciated”...only I don’t spell so good when hot men are present.

SandyW said on 02.15.08 at 08:21 AM

There have been some incredibly gorgeous people mentioned. (Oded Fehr. Sigh.) But I feel compelled to mention my long-standing girl-crush: Michelle Pfeiffer.

The woman looks like a china doll. Even at close to fifty. Halle Berry also has that too-lovely-to-be-real quality. But Ms. Pfeiffer has the distinction of being my age. And I never looked that good. Never.

Teddypig said on 02.15.08 at 08:38 AM

Me and the whole French Rugby team for one night. I’d do them, they would do me.

Then I would leave and never see them again all the whole denying ever having met them.

Only to remember them in my old age with a smile and a nice tell all book.

SonomaLass said on 02.15.08 at 08:42 AM

My teenage daughter says Naveen Andrews, too, and I have to agree.  Sexy, sexy!

SonomaLass said on 02.15.08 at 08:44 AM

Let’s see if this image thing works.

SonomaLass said on 02.15.08 at 08:45 AM

No, I’m html stupid, but I knew that.

Go here :  http://imdb.com/media/rm474913280/nm0004710

Ogle that!

Nat said on 02.15.08 at 08:51 AM

Michelle Pfeiffer has always been the one on the top of my “If I were a lesbian list” - she still remains. I echo Gina Torres - I loved her in Hercules, Firefly, and Angel. Angelina does have the crazy/sexy thing going. Lastly, Ms. Rai is a beautiful woman.

Men: Naveen Andrews, Josh Holloway. Daniel Dae Kim (they so don’t show him enough), Gerard “smoking hot” Butler, Scott Bakula, James Marsters, Olivier Martinez, and Maurice Bernard (who currently plays Sonny Corinthos on “General Hospital”)

Older men:

Well if Howard Keel were still alive, I’d be all over him. That man can sing!

Pierce Brosnan and Patrick Stewart are definitely on that list as well as Alan Rickman.

Nathalie Gray said on 02.15.08 at 08:56 AM

But, but, but! What about Christian Bale?! No one mentioned him yet? *gasp*

And as TeddyPig mentioned, the whole French rugby team….

*le big sigh*

But Chabal would have to start AND end the queue.

And what’s up with the new French coach?! He didn’t pick up the Caveman Goodness for the new lineup! Old fart.

Goblin said on 02.15.08 at 09:08 AM

He’s so young he makes me feel like a dirty old woman, but Zach Efron is one of the most perfect-looking human beings I’ve seen in a long time:

A more age-appropriate crush is Duncan Regehr, although I still prefer him circa 1983, which is when I first went ga-ga over him:

Goblin said on 02.15.08 at 09:27 AM

Ooh! Oh! (And in my never-ending quest to bring the eye-candy here…)

Keith Hamilton Cobb:

Tyson Beckford:

Word Verification: using69
Hmm… Using it for what?

Taylor Reynolds said on 02.15.08 at 09:36 AM

Okay, honestly, Bill Nighy creeps me out. But Denzel, holy god, do I loves me some Denzel. Will Smith, Chow Yuen Fat, Clive Owen, Gerard Butler, Jason Statham, Mark Wahlberg…check.

And I completely girl crush on Kiera Knightly, Kate Beckinsale and Kirsten Dunst. Apparently I loves me the k’s as well ;)

teacupnosaucer said on 02.15.08 at 10:22 AM

GodDAMN I love Omar Epps. Every time I watch house I have to change panties. Speaking of House. . . HELLO, HUGH LAURIE ANYONE?

Also on my list of old men I would love to get with: Bill Murray, who is too smooth to TAKE.

Hot actresses who aren’t too skinny: you forgot the flawless Kate Winslet. That episode of “Extras” where she mimics licking her own nipple. . . priceless!

Melanie said on 02.15.08 at 11:41 AM

Hmmm, what a lovely post this is!

I have to disagree with #1, Johnny Depp. I’ve never found him attractive, really.

My favourites would have to be, in no particular order: George Clooney, David Tennant, Jon Stewart, Gerard Butler, Clive Owen, and just because I’m a little strange, Ardal O’Hanlon. I have a mad crush on him at the moment. What? He’s cute, funny and well spoken!
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Goblin, I have to agree with you about Ian Hanomansing. And how about George Stroumboulopoulos?
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Jen Jen said on 02.15.08 at 01:32 PM

I’m glad someone else said it, but I’ve totally got to second the Freema Agyeman. That girl is STUNNING.

Trix said on 02.15.08 at 01:35 PM

Johnny Depp is totally a manbian, and he’s slightly enough to the girly side that I would do him.

*cough*Keanu Reeves*cough* I just want him to not attempt to look like he is “thinking” or “talking”. I tried to tell my friends I went to see that crap movie Constantine because of Rachel Weisz, but it really wasn’t just her. Or Tilda Swinton.

Lenny Kravitz. Ok, I don’t normally do butch men, but he was just the sexayist manbeast. He’s not an actor, but who cares?

I am of the Ralph Fiennes fanclub as well. Oh dear. I had the hots for Pierce Brosnan in the 80s, but not so much now. Alan Rickman, ooh la la, but I do think he hit his peak about a decade ago (I know, but I’m not his target audience).

As for Naveen Andrews, if he wore his hair long again, I would go straight (as in het) for him and have his babies.

But where is my Kate Winslet? Please! Intelligent, sexy, doesn’t disappear when she turns sideways.

Jada Pinkett is cute with cute on top. And so is Drew Barrymore. I think I’m the only dyke who doesn’t have the hots for Angelina Jolie… maybe I’d have a roll in the hay, but a relationship? Not so much.

Jennifer Beals - I had such a crush on her when I was 16, and now she’s pretty much the only reason I watch The L Word. I’m ashamed to say how surprised I was at how good her acting is. Hot, onto-it and intelligent. What else does one need?

Grelthar said on 02.15.08 at 02:32 PM

Clive Owen and Benicio Del Toro (not handsome but man does he have brooding down to a T.  I think he’s HAWT).  For female heroine, I love Kate Winslet.  I see the three of them in a historical romance.  *sigh*

Laura said on 02.15.08 at 03:17 PM

Vin Diesel!

Lola LB said on 02.15.08 at 03:55 PM

Johnny Depp?  Hot?  I don’t think so.  he’s too metrosexual for my taste. 

Now, Holmes, from “Holmes on Homes” . . . that’s one hot dude!  He has that alpha male thing going, but has that softie side that comes out once in a while . . .

snarkhunter said on 02.15.08 at 04:02 PM

No one’s mentioned Tiki Barber, that I can see. Hot and classy—that’s a nice combo there.

Angelia Sparrow said on 02.15.08 at 04:04 PM

Hot men?
I can’t argue with any choices, but I have additions

How did they miss Oded Fehr, as everyone else has been asking?

If that mouth doesn’t make you have wicked thoughts, I want to take your pulse.


How about Michael Ealy?  Gorgeous, and those amazing blue eyes…

I’m surprised no one has mentioned Gabriel Byrne

What about a pair of hot men who look amazingly alike, Gail Harold and Nathan Fillion? (sorry, short of pics)

Christopher Lee definitely falls in the “Still Hot” group.  My daughter has had a crush since she was 13, which she finds very disturbing, since it’s not on the young and sexy Lee, but on Saruman and Cout Dooku era Lee.

But on the Ladies’ side:
Michelle Pfeiffer
Anjelica Huston

And on the “Gay but I’d go there,” anyone for John Glover?  I’ve had it bad since Gremlins 2.

Hayden Christenson and Ian McKellan also make this category.

Angelina said on 02.15.08 at 04:20 PM

I didn’t see anyone else mention them so - Jason Mamoa
  - Shemar Moore

Want them for my birthday please.

My word federal 29 - yes I would break federal law for them and I turn 29 this year.

NHS said on 02.15.08 at 04:48 PM

Darn it I can’t believe someone beat me in mentioning Jason Mamoa!

Watch him tonight on Sci-Fi.

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Mechele Armstrong said on 02.15.08 at 04:51 PM

Someone already mentioned Nathan Fillion *G*. 

John Barrowman from Torchwood.  The man is hot and has chemistry with both men and women.  He smolders the screen.

I’m trying to put in a picture but *shrugs* may not work

I agree with so much of the above, Johnny Depp, Vin Diesel, Oded Fehr, Will Smith, Alan Rickmen (that voice…ohhhh la la), Morgan Freeman(again the voice), Helene Bonham Carter, Julia Stiles.

I can’t remember if I saw her mentioned but I think Halle Barry is very beautiful.

Tina said on 02.15.08 at 04:56 PM

You know, I’m trying to think of who all I think is super-sexy and I know I have a short list of 5 or so men that I think are very hot, but I just watched Lost last night and Naveen Andrews is the only one I can think of.  The man is so incredibly sexy!  I just all gushy about it—he’s soooooo beautiful. 

*sigh*

bring21—no, just bring this one and I promise to give him back in a day or two.  Really.  I swear. 


What do you mean my fingers were crossed?

Cheynne McCray said on 02.15.08 at 05:32 PM

Will Smith is one of my favorite actors ever and he is totally hot. I have a real thing for Matt Damon from the Bourne movies—I could watch him kick ass all day. I’m old enough that I was 13 when the first Star Wars movie came out and Han Solo. Sigh. Harrison Ford has always been hot to me. Then I found out he’s the same age as my dad and that sorta freaked me out. Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart—there’s something about Patrick that’s just so sexy. Wesley Snipes is hot.

I don’t watch TV so it’s hard for me to say any of the current hot guys. I have a thing for guys in the movies. Russell Crowe is an ass in real life but he’s sexy. The Rock isn’t bad—must be the muscles. After watching the Ocean movies, 11,12, and 13 last week—I now think George Clooney and Brad Pitt are pretty sexy. I didn’t before.

OMG. Aragorn. Just give me Aragorn. Viggo Mortensen is so freaking hot in that trilogy I just want to eat him up. In other movies he’s good looking, but as Aragorn—mmmmmmmmm. I’d forget I’m married for him.

Leslie Dicken said on 02.15.08 at 05:33 PM

Lauren said on 02.15.08 at 05:33 PM

Let’s see. Yes yes, John Barrowman is quite delightful. David Tennant too.
I totally adore Jack Davenport (I’ll take Norrington over Sparrow anyday!)
Hm.
My list would probably entail -

Jack Davenport
John Barrowman
David Tennant
Bruce Campbell
Tony Leung (from Hero)
Andy Lau
Kaneshiro Takeshi
Hyde (from l’arc en ciel)
Johnny Depp
Alan Rickman
Colin Firth
Stephen Chow
Cillian Murphy
James McAvoy
Han Matheson
Neil Gaiman (ismyhero)
Dylan Moran (I love Black Books)
Gregory Peck


I have a lot, this is just early morn off top of head.

Saf said on 02.15.08 at 05:41 PM

I have never had so much funny copy/pasting into google images, so I’ll add to the eye candy:

That pretty boy from ‘Love, Actually’ (Rodrigo Santoro)

Takeshi Kaneshiro:

Djimon Hounsou

King Khan… and King Khan

Omar Epps

Gong Yoo

Miraba said on 02.15.08 at 05:48 PM

To start listing actors and actresses that haven’t been mentioned, I’m going to have to start digging into my stack of Japanese and Korean dramas.

Manly men
Nagase Tomoya
Shin Sung Woo

Gorgeous women
Nakama Yukie
Koyuki
Kashii Yu

Pretty youths
Matsumoto Jun
Tegoshi Yuya

Mala said on 02.15.08 at 06:14 PM

I have to weigh in with some more Bollywood!  John Abraham, Kunal Kapoor, and Aishwarya Rai.

C.J. said on 02.15.08 at 06:17 PM

I forgot to add two more of my favs..
Keanu Reeves ( agree with the as long as he stands there comment)
And Orlando Bloom, I usually don’t like pretty boys but I make an exception for him. Must be the Errol Flynn quality he has.

Gerard Butler goes with out saying.

Girl crushes are Salma Hayek and Angelina Jolie

Gwynnyd said on 02.15.08 at 06:21 PM

Most of the men from Lord of the Rings are incredibly hot.

Viggo Mortenson, Sean Bean, Karl Urban, Ian McKellen, David Wenham, Christopher Lee, Bernard Hill, even Orlando Bloom, though I prefer him dark and now that he’s grown up a little. And Sala Baker, even without all his orc-y enhancements, is fine.

http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/movies/characters/lurtz/view/4427?g=1

I am a shallow, middle aged lady.  My idea of the ideal chick flick is one with half naked men, some reasonable characterization, and a plot with few holes.  “Pathfinder” got a whole lot less interesting, and I noticed just how crappy the plot was, when Karl Urban put clothes on half way through. Until then, I hadn’t really cared.

dangrgirl said on 02.15.08 at 06:31 PM

Some nice choices! Here’s who would be on my list for the guys:

Gerry Butler

Jason Momoa
Tyson Beckford
Hrithik Roshan
Will Kemp
Sendhil Ramamurthy
Milo Ventimiglia
Alex O’Loughlin
Takeshi Kaneshiro
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Will Yun Lee
Joe Flanigan

For heroines, you find a lot of un-stereotypical roles in SF:

Katee Sackhoff (BSG)
Claudia Black (Farscape)
Amanda Tapping (Stargate: SG-1)
Lena Headey (Sara Connor Chronicles)
Christina Cox (Blood Ties)
Valerie Cruz (Dresden Files)
Erica Cerra (Eureka)
Rachel Luttrell (Stargate Atlantis)
Gina Torres (Firefly)

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