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Hasselhoff poets / Mangle scansion and eyeballs / Only one will win
by Candy | June 11, 2007 | Monday at 4:32 pm | 12 Comments*drumroll*
HaikuKatie!
She beat Iffygenia and her marvelous “Modern Major-General” parody by an asshair—and really, “asshair” seems the most appropriate term for somebody narrowly winning a poetry contest about The Hoff.
Congratulations, HaikuKatie. A package of Hofftastic Awesomeness should be arriving at your doorstep soon.
Filed: Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
iffygenia said on 06.11.07 at 05:39 PM
Congratulations, HaikuKatie!
No, I mean it.
I really mean it.
And when may we expect your review of the Hoff’s magnum opus? muahahahaha
HaikuKatie said on 06.11.07 at 06:19 PM
Wow, that’s a surprise - there were so very many awesome poems. Props to Jeanne S. for the middle english, especially. And iffygenia - yours is only one that got stuck in my head.
Catherine J. said on 06.11.07 at 08:42 PM
Are all the entries posted anywhere? I’d love to read them.
Congrats, HaikuKatie!
AnimeJune said on 06.11.07 at 09:59 PM
Congratulations, HaikuKatie!
I dare you to post a pic of yourself wearing that Hoff shirt in public! Double-dog-dare you!
Candy said on 06.11.07 at 10:17 PM
Iffygenia! E-mail me plz! candy at smartbitchestrashybooks.com.
iffypollresults said on 06.11.07 at 10:41 PM
Oh crap, I think she noticed I voted 10,000 times….
Amy "Fuckheady Bitchipants" E said on 06.12.07 at 12:54 AM
Whoo! And if I may add, hooo! I’d say well done, but it *was* about the Hoff. I also can’t wait to read the Hofftastic review!
Darlene Marshall said on 06.12.07 at 03:39 AM
Congrats, HaikuKatie! You deserve all the, um, honors you’re about to receive.
Ines said on 06.12.07 at 08:47 AM
Where are they???? I’m a bit lost and I wouldn’t think even of missing them! *grin*
Teddypig said on 06.12.07 at 03:08 PM
*claps* Katie gives good Hoff!
Candy said on 06.12.07 at 04:41 PM
For those of you foolish enough to actually SEEK Hoffpoetry, look at this entry and, most importantly, check out the comments.
Elizabeth said on 06.14.07 at 03:10 AM
Aw, congrats! All the poems were great!
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