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Happy April Fool’s Day, Beeeeeyotches!
by Candy | April 01, 2006 | Saturday at 4:49 pm | 30 CommentsIf you haven’t perused the page the ancient Sumerian god, Mantitte the Top-Heavy, made for us today, you can hurt your eyeballs right here.
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Jeri said on 04.01.06 at 04:58 PM • [comment link]
Awesome! I was wondering how you’d ever outdo last year’s squee-ful widdle bunny wabbits. AF is now my favorite holiday.
Maili said on 04.01.06 at 05:31 PM • [comment link]
*giggle* It’s fantastic. Thanks for giving me the biggest laugh of the day.
Myriantha Fatalis said on 04.01.06 at 05:57 PM • [comment link]
Holy humongous man titties, Batman ... I think I’ve gone blind!
celeste said on 04.01.06 at 06:14 PM • [comment link]
LOL! I forgot what day it was and thought the Smart Bitches had been pwned by a l33t hax0r.
Michelle said on 04.01.06 at 06:20 PM • [comment link]
OMG. For a second I thought you’d just been hacked by Sandra Hill. That was so surreal for a second. Ha. Well done!
Claire said on 04.01.06 at 06:30 PM • [comment link]
I just kept panicking and hoping my roommmate wouldn’t chose that moment to wake up. :) Fun stuff.
desertwillow said on 04.01.06 at 08:58 PM • [comment link]
That really freaked me out…
I thought a coup d’etat had been staged by a pack of ‘roid-driven male models and the reincarnation of Virginia Graham with plans to take over the site, put a spell on us making our hymens grow back.
Keishon said on 04.01.06 at 09:06 PM • [comment link]
I was like: WTF? Then I did remember last year and this certainly reminded me that today is April Fools Day.
Thanks for the laugh.
Rinda said on 04.01.06 at 09:12 PM • [comment link]
I’m sorry I missed last year! Thought you guys had been hacked.
Too funny.
Jennifer Echols said on 04.01.06 at 09:45 PM • [comment link]
Thought you guys had been hacked.
Me too! By man-hackers pecking at the keyboard with their nipples.
KariBelle said on 04.01.06 at 10:03 PM • [comment link]
OMG, I think I may have ruptured something laughing. That is Fucking dangerous. I am not easy to get with an April Fools joke because today is my sister’s birthday so the date is never far from my mind, but you guys actually got me. Good job.
E.D'Trix said on 04.01.06 at 10:04 PM • [comment link]
Man(Titte), I love you guys!
sleeky said on 04.01.06 at 11:53 PM • [comment link]
I’m dyin’ here! You definitely got results71!
Keziah Hill said on 04.02.06 at 12:04 AM • [comment link]
Wow! Just wow!
Aquariscies said on 04.02.06 at 03:09 AM • [comment link]
Ok, just for the record, if those had been hackers, they would have been the world’s awesomest hackers! Like right up next to George Clooney in Ocean’s Eleven. (I lurve that movie but that’s beside the point) Rock on bitches!
Candy said on 04.02.06 at 03:26 AM • [comment link]
Glad y’all are getting a chuckle out of Mantitte’s l33t web design sk1llz. Those of you curious about last year’s April Fool’s Day page, check out Smart Bitches Who love Fluffy Bunnies. Warning: Features gratuitous use of throbbing hearts.
emdee said on 04.02.06 at 03:57 AM • [comment link]
I truly thought you’d been hacked. By DeSalvo. As his revenge. ROTFL!
Reese Witherfork said on 04.02.06 at 04:52 AM • [comment link]
I heart you bitches big time. Good one.
Vera Nazarian said on 04.02.06 at 04:52 AM • [comment link]
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*rolling around screaming*
Michelle, the Diva said on 04.02.06 at 05:58 AM • [comment link]
Oh God, that tears it. I have officially laughed my ass completely off.
Must resist. The urge. To revisit. The altar. Of Mantitte.
Dat dere’s some funny sheeeit!
Electric Landlady said on 04.02.06 at 07:06 AM • [comment link]
Holy crap, I thought I’d mistyped the URL. That was awesome. And scary.
Suisan said on 04.02.06 at 08:45 AM • [comment link]
MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON CAPPIER, LOCKIER AND SHOUTIER THAN ALL IN THE LAND.
Hee hee hee hee.
Thanks.
(My daughter’s been punky all day because neopets posted something about needing to spend neopoints for every pageload. April FOOLed. Your mantitte made up for the punkyfunks at home.)
Darlene Marshall said on 04.02.06 at 04:25 PM • [comment link]
Awesome, ladies. I was wondering how you’d top fluffy bunnies.
Anders said on 04.02.06 at 07:40 PM • [comment link]
With Heaving Bosom: My Tribute to Man-Titty
Fantastic page!
Anders said on 04.02.06 at 07:50 PM • [comment link]
“Fantastic page” was a reference to the Fluffy Bunnies and Man-Titty pages, of course, not to my own—I’m not (that) egotistical.
Robyn said on 04.02.06 at 08:16 PM • [comment link]
I need my bleach-infused eyewash now. Those were some awesome Thundering Breastplates!
DebL said on 04.03.06 at 02:39 AM • [comment link]
That page gave me nightmares… literally. Fabio appeared in my dreams last night complaining that nobody cared about anything except his man-titty. And his hair. LOL.
I too thought you’d been hacked.
Amy E said on 04.03.06 at 05:24 AM • [comment link]
That was HILARIOUS!!! And you know what’s truly sad? I could IDENTIFY WHICH MANTITS WERE FABIO’S. I think that’s the first sign of the apocalypse, isn’t it?
Valeen said on 04.03.06 at 02:32 PM • [comment link]
LMAO - that was fabulous! Wish I’d been able to see it when it was up as the main page. Well done. :)
Maya said on 04.04.06 at 12:07 AM • [comment link]
Hurt my eyeballs, indeed. Yet I couldn’t look away. And the most painful and disturbing thing of all was the next-to-last picture. The tittiest of them all - after an apparent double nipplectomy.
Yikes. I guess simple chest waxing just isn’t enough anymore.
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