Bitchin' Blog Posts
ItGirl sent me this inquiry, as she is looking for a book she read awhile back, and, alas, she can only remember certain scenes.
Yeah, so I keep having flashes of this one book...and I want to
figure out what it is. Do you or the other readers possibly know this? I
have very little recollection except of the sex scenes. Because I was 17
years old and, you know. Sex.
I read it in the early 90s, maybe around 1991 or 1992, so you know it's a
treasure right there. It started at a prison in Louisiana during The War of
Northern Aggression. She was in and due to be executed in the morning
because of something or other, and she was Very Southern.
He was a Union general (or somebody high ranking because they are never schlubs in these)
and was also to be executed in the morning. They shared a prison cell in the
night and she didn't want to die a virgin so they explored passion's embrace
together. And in the morning, the Union army took over the prison and freed
the Major General who accused the chick of sleeping with him to be freed,
whereas she accused him of sleeping with her to have some free nookie
because he knew the Union would prevail (he didn't but then what kind of
plot would that make?). But he unwillingly sets her free because of the
magical tightness of her genitals.
And then some number of years later he runs into her again, maybe out West,
after the war. She had the tresses of red that were unforgettable and he had
the shining black locks that set him apart. So they were staying at some
kind of hotel place and had adjoining balconies and because he had seen her
again his wangdoodle couldn't perform for another chick's handjobs, so when
the othee chick tries to get her some of that magnificence, he remains all
flaccid. And she shuns him and leaves his room and then the redhead from
years anon comes onto the balcony and suddenly he can hammer a spike with
that thing but they then forget it ever happened.
Until the one day they are stuck in some sort of cave in the mountains for
hours on end and decide to "get rid of" the lust for one another by going at
it hours on end. At one point she's down on her knees in front of him and
he's quadruple turned on by the meshing of her red hair against his shiny
blue black pubes and a few pages later it's reversed, with her being all
gushy for his shiny black locks against her natural redheadedness.
The part about the tightness of her genitals nearly caused me to fall off the couch laughing. I can't imagine this book is a mystery to some - who could forget all that hair? Anyone remember this book?