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Guess That Man Titty!

by SB Sarah | November 16, 2007 | Friday at 4:22 am | 41 Comments

Awesome Bitchery reader Erika sent me this link - I can’t believe I missed this when I was on the People magazine site a little while ago: Guess That Man Titty!

I got six out of eight. What’s your score?

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  1. Marty said on 11.16.07 at 04:35 AM • [comment link]

    I’m Prize Fighter, I got 7 out of 8.  Who the heck is the last guy?

    Spam word is suddenly61,  I’m a DOW all of a sudden.

  2. tqt4ya said on 11.16.07 at 04:48 AM • [comment link]

    I kinda suck at this…I got 5 out of 8 correct.  I think it’s because I thought Adrian Grenier had a better body than that.

  3. Aimee said on 11.16.07 at 04:57 AM • [comment link]

    5 out of 8 which I think is excellent, since I didn’t know any of these people and just picking names at random

  4. MaryKate said on 11.16.07 at 04:58 AM • [comment link]

    Pathetically, 8 out of 8. I love me some People magazine.com though, so I’m going to say that’s the reason why.

    Yeah…that’s why.

  5. Elizabeth said on 11.16.07 at 05:01 AM • [comment link]

    I also got six out of eight.  I guessed on half, and got half of those right.  Good for you, statistics!

    I really don’t get the attraction of Matthew McConaughey.  Does anyone else agree?

  6. Ipomoea said on 11.16.07 at 05:05 AM • [comment link]

    5 of 8, and the other guys were totally worth wading through to get to Hugh Jackman.  Umm.

  7. Charlene said on 11.16.07 at 05:05 AM • [comment link]

    6 out of 8. Who I don’t get is Zac Efron.

  8. Sam said on 11.16.07 at 05:06 AM • [comment link]

    I got 8 out of 8, which is bizarre because I had never even heard of two of them.

  9. Barb Ferrer said on 11.16.07 at 05:12 AM • [comment link]

    8 for 8

    I’m scared.

    Also scared by security word, “gone69”

  10. L.E. Bryce said on 11.16.07 at 05:21 AM • [comment link]

    I’m embarrassed to say I got 7 out of 8, and I don’t even know half these guys.

  11. Ann Bruce said on 11.16.07 at 05:40 AM • [comment link]

    I’m a 98 lb weakling for getting only 2 (their tattoos gave ‘em away).  So, I need to tell the boyfriend that I’ll be spending this weekend brushing up on man-titty.

  12. Tessa said on 11.16.07 at 05:42 AM • [comment link]

    3 out of 8 (Beckham, Jackman, and Lachey, who is so not my type).  Seriously; no idea who half these guys were. *Headdesk*

  13. Josie said on 11.16.07 at 06:29 AM • [comment link]

    I’m a Prize Fighter with 7 out 8. Had no idea who the last dude was and am kind of icked at myself that I knew Zac Efron… Isn’t he about 15?

    I wish every Thursday had a Man Titty quiz. Sigh.

  14. Lorelie said on 11.16.07 at 06:57 AM • [comment link]

    5 right for me.  Got Beckham wrong ‘cause I thought he had a better body than that.  The pic they used looked totally average.  The other two I simply had no idea who they were.

    Is that Zac Efron dude seriously 15?  That’ll completely and absolutely squick me out if he is.  Have I turned into a dirty old woman?

  15. TracyS said on 11.16.07 at 07:23 AM • [comment link]

    Josie and Lorelielong~I looked Zac’s age up on IMDB, he’s 20, so at least he’s “of age”. ;o) Remember, most of the time teenagers on TV are not really teenagers (90210 anyone? 30 year olds playing high school students! LOL) The hint is what gave it away for me (straight A’s).

    I got 5 out of 8.

  16. Teddypig said on 11.16.07 at 07:53 AM • [comment link]

    I got Hugh Jackman and Mario Lopez and all the rest were “Why bother?”

    One lucky guess got me 3 out of 8.

    All I can say is… Was that the best they could do?

  17. Carrie Lofty said on 11.16.07 at 08:07 AM • [comment link]

    The extreme close up of Jackman’s veiny arm creeped me out. I don’t want him to creep me out. Ruins the mindless lusting. A pathetic 3 out of 8.

    And Matthew McCononanohey is a dead ringer for my brother. It’s icky.

  18. Annie said on 11.16.07 at 08:36 AM • [comment link]

    How sad, I got an 8 out of 8.  It’s weird, as soon as I saw Matthew McConaughey & Hugh Jackman’s torso, i knew instantly… well its all something nice to look at.

  19. Josie said on 11.16.07 at 09:01 AM • [comment link]

    Tracy: Thank you for your superb researching skills, I feel far less creepy now.

  20. Jenyfer Matthews said on 11.16.07 at 09:10 AM • [comment link]

    The worst I’ve ever done on a test at 3/8. Didn’t even know who most of those people were. (I only ever see People Magazine if I’m in a doctor’s waiting room)

    And I agree with Teddy Pig, most of them rated a big “why bother”.

  21. Wry Hag said on 11.16.07 at 10:08 AM • [comment link]

    Some chests looked better without heads, some heads looked better without chests, some didn’t look so wowie-zowie above or below the neck. That’s all I know. So I didn’t even bother guessing.

  22. Emma Petersen said on 11.16.07 at 10:43 AM • [comment link]

    7 out of 8 answered correctly

    Prize Fighter
    Woot! :)

  23. Lucy said on 11.16.07 at 10:49 AM • [comment link]

    8 out of 8. I’m a celeb gossip addict and I’m not ashamed. (Mmm, Hugh Jackman, do me.)

  24. Sally said on 11.16.07 at 11:15 AM • [comment link]

    Hmm… in order to get a full range of responses here, I guess I should own up to the fact that I got a whopping 0/8 right.  Maybe I do live under a rock. The test did, however, reaffirm my suspicions that Hugh Jackman is one of the most attractive celebrities out there right now.

  25. Jessica Andersen said on 11.16.07 at 02:52 PM • [comment link]

    5 out of 8, which earned me ‘love handles’.  Must.  Go.  Study.  Mantitty!

  26. angelina said on 11.16.07 at 05:12 PM • [comment link]

    5 out of 8 and it was all guessing except for Hugh & Matthew. I don’t watch television (except for PBS)and would rather read a book than a gossip mag. I am so tragically un-hip!

  27. Ann Aguirre said on 11.16.07 at 05:41 PM • [comment link]

    I only got 2 right. And I’m so bummed I didn’t recognize Jackman’s chest when I saw it. I didn’t really know any of them. The two I got right were guys I never heard of, just lucky guesswork.

  28. Lorelie said on 11.16.07 at 06:04 PM • [comment link]

    Josie and Lorelielong~I looked Zac’s age up on IMDB, he’s 20, so at least he’s “of age”. ;o) Remember, most of the time teenagers on TV are not really teenagers

    Woot!  He’s in my decade, so I’m good to go.  Ya know, if you ignore the loving husband and three children.

  29. AmandaG said on 11.16.07 at 06:05 PM • [comment link]

    5 out of 8, and some of them were guesses.  I actually thought the one was Beckham, but didn’t think he had tats, so guessed someone else.

    And who was that last dude and what was that big wrinkle or hole or whatever it was in his chest?

  30. Darlene Marshall said on 11.16.07 at 06:37 PM • [comment link]

    6 out of 8!  Woo woo!

    If they ever make a movie of Captain Sinister’s Lady, I so want to cast Hugh Jackman as the lead!

  31. KarenD said on 11.16.07 at 06:57 PM • [comment link]

    I only got 4 right.  Obviously I need to study more.

  32. Jane said on 11.16.07 at 07:21 PM • [comment link]

    I suck.  2 of 8.

  33. Erika said on 11.16.07 at 07:45 PM • [comment link]

    5 out 8. A little dissapointed in Beckham - thought he was much more cut than that. Though darling Hugh made up for it - what’s with his neck tan though?

  34. Eunice said on 11.16.07 at 07:46 PM • [comment link]

    5/8

    The three I missed were guys I’ve never heard of, and, even after they showed the face, didn’t recognize.

    But the ones I knew, I was dead sure on, so I’m satified with my result. I may not always be up on the latest guys, but once I’ve studied a body I can tell who it is from all sorts of angles. (I’ve wowed friends and family with my ability to identify actors by arms, ears, the back of the head. So a chest is easy)

    Of course the studying is purely academic… Really.

  35. Dragonette said on 11.16.07 at 08:33 PM • [comment link]

    I got 4 out of 8, just randomly clicking… I don’t know who half those people are!  *sigh* But who cares?  They still look great!  Hugh Jackman…. rrrroowww…...come to mama.

  36. Sarah Frantz said on 11.16.07 at 08:39 PM • [comment link]

    AmandaG, my husband had abdominal urgery when he was 20 days old and THEN had a reaction to the stitches and has a scar almost exactly like that, exact same place so I imagine it’s something similar.  Just looked sexy to me—isn’t it weird how previous associations change perceptions?

  37. Sarah Frantz said on 11.16.07 at 08:40 PM • [comment link]

    Yeah, that would be Surgery.  That’s what I get for typing one handed holding a fussy, bored baby.

  38. fiveandfour said on 11.16.07 at 09:08 PM • [comment link]

    Like many others, I achieved 5 out of 8. Guess I’d better join Jessica Andersen and get studying since I’d never even heard of several of the names listed.

    I really don’t get the attraction of Matthew McConaughey.

    I’m not all that attracted, but that voice…there’s something about his voice that slays me.

  39. Yvonne said on 11.16.07 at 09:50 PM • [comment link]

    I almost hurt myself clicking on the Hugh Jackman one. The only thing hotter that the man titty is the entire package. *sigh*

  40. Robyn said on 11.17.07 at 01:00 AM • [comment link]

    7 out of 8. And I agree, Hugh Jackman= humina humina.

  41. Ehren said on 11.17.07 at 03:23 AM • [comment link]

    I got 3 out of 8… and one was a guess and the other pure luck. I don’t really care too much about the guy celebrities; I pretty well just ignore celebrities period. Now, give me anime guys and I MIGHT get more right…. since that’s what I generally watch.

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