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Guess That Lonely Heart: Seagull Edition
by SB Sarah | March 14, 2008 | Friday at 4:45 pm | 12 CommentsYou know the drill: first person to add up author name + heroine’s name + title of book will win a snappy fresh and guaranteed unsullied Smart Bitch Titleâ„¢.
Seagull loving real estate maven seeks political cartoonist to inspire me to find confidence in myself, and perhaps also the long-nosed creature hiding in your pants, I mean, in your artistic aspirations. You might mock me and my efforts at helping other women in the beginning, but ultimately you’ll inspire me while I inspire you.
Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!
Aimee said on 03.14.08 at 05:44 PM
Catherine Coulter, Josephina “Duchess” Cochrain, and The Wyndham Legacy?
SB Sarah said on 03.14.08 at 06:45 PM
Nope, that’s not it. Keep guessing.
Jora said on 03.14.08 at 07:13 PM
Nora Roberts, One Man’s Art, Genevieve Grandeau? Okay, I know that’s not right, but Grant’s a cartoonist, at least. Isn’t he? I was just so excited to see one of these posted before the right answer had been guessed.
SB Sarah said on 03.14.08 at 07:15 PM
Nope, that’s not it. Lemme know if you need more hints.
Teddypig said on 03.14.08 at 08:36 PM
Jonathan Livingston Seagull: Selling or Leasing That Higher Plane of Existence
KellyMaher said on 03.14.08 at 08:46 PM
Sarah, I think we need more hints :D
SB Sarah said on 03.14.08 at 08:54 PM
OK y’all:
- category romance
- American line, I think
- pink paint speckled cover with dude sporting a 70’s porno mustache on the cover. Rwor hot.
At the beginning of the book, the hero and heroine are part of a panel discussion, and someone in the audience makes a crack about man-hating women. The hero asks that the jagoff stand up, but no one does. He says something along the lines, “We didn’t just have chicken for dinner - we have one in our midst.”
Gemma said on 03.14.08 at 09:06 PM
I was also going to go for Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Hmmm, and the plot sounded so similar!
Gem said on 03.14.08 at 11:26 PM
Ok I’m going out on a limb. Or maybe a piece of driftwood, who knows.
The Seagull’s Cry, Denise Robin auth and I think the heroine was something like Tansy or Tensy maybe.
laurad said on 03.15.08 at 04:58 AM
I couldn’t give you a title to save my life, but this sounds like an early, category JAK. She has so many pen names I couldn’t even guess which one of those it would be written under.
SB Sarah said on 03.16.08 at 04:18 AM
I cannot believe I have FINALLY POSTED A Guess that Lonely Heart that no one has guessed.
I feel like I need to give myself a prize.
More hints: This author is still very active in category romance.
The book was from the very late 80’s.
Danica said on 03.29.08 at 06:24 AM
I KNOW! Flight of Magic by Jacquline Diamond. featuring Beth Macon and Larry Toland…
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