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Guess That Lonely Heart: Seagull Edition

by SB Sarah | March 14, 2008 | Friday at 4:45 pm | 12 Comments

You know the drill: first person to add up author name + heroine’s name + title of book will win a snappy fresh and guaranteed unsullied Smart Bitch Titleâ„¢.

Seagull loving real estate maven seeks political cartoonist to inspire me to find confidence in myself, and perhaps also the long-nosed creature hiding in your pants, I mean, in your artistic aspirations. You might mock me and my efforts at helping other women in the beginning, but ultimately you’ll inspire me while I inspire you.

Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!

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  1. Aimee said on 03.14.08 at 05:44 PM • [comment link]

    Catherine Coulter, Josephina “Duchess” Cochrain, and The Wyndham Legacy?

  2. SB Sarah said on 03.14.08 at 06:45 PM • [comment link]

    Nope, that’s not it. Keep guessing.

  3. Jora said on 03.14.08 at 07:13 PM • [comment link]

    Nora Roberts, One Man’s Art, Genevieve Grandeau?  Okay, I know that’s not right, but Grant’s a cartoonist, at least.  Isn’t he?  I was just so excited to see one of these posted before the right answer had been guessed.

  4. SB Sarah said on 03.14.08 at 07:15 PM • [comment link]

    Nope, that’s not it. Lemme know if you need more hints.

  5. Teddypig said on 03.14.08 at 08:36 PM • [comment link]

    Jonathan Livingston Seagull: Selling or Leasing That Higher Plane of Existence

  6. KellyMaher said on 03.14.08 at 08:46 PM • [comment link]

    Sarah, I think we need more hints :D

  7. SB Sarah said on 03.14.08 at 08:54 PM • [comment link]

    OK y’all:

    - category romance
    - American line, I think
    - pink paint speckled cover with dude sporting a 70’s porno mustache on the cover. Rwor hot.

    At the beginning of the book, the hero and heroine are part of a panel discussion, and someone in the audience makes a crack about man-hating women. The hero asks that the jagoff stand up, but no one does. He says something along the lines, “We didn’t just have chicken for dinner - we have one in our midst.”

  8. Gemma said on 03.14.08 at 09:06 PM • [comment link]

    I was also going to go for Jonathan Livingston Seagull. Hmmm, and the plot sounded so similar!

  9. Gem said on 03.14.08 at 11:26 PM • [comment link]

    Ok I’m going out on a limb. Or maybe a piece of driftwood, who knows.

    The Seagull’s Cry, Denise Robin auth and I think the heroine was something like Tansy or Tensy maybe.

  10. laurad said on 03.15.08 at 04:58 AM • [comment link]

    I couldn’t give you a title to save my life, but this sounds like an early, category JAK.  She has so many pen names I couldn’t even guess which one of those it would be written under.

  11. SB Sarah said on 03.16.08 at 04:18 AM • [comment link]

    I cannot believe I have FINALLY POSTED A Guess that Lonely Heart that no one has guessed.

    I feel like I need to give myself a prize.

    More hints: This author is still very active in category romance.

    The book was from the very late 80’s.

  12. Danica said on 03.29.08 at 06:24 AM • [comment link]

    I KNOW! Flight of Magic by Jacquline Diamond. featuring Beth Macon and Larry Toland…

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