Bitchin' Blog Posts
Late breaking lonely heart - woo! You know the drill - first one with the name of the heroine, the title of the book, and the name of the author wins Smart Bitch Titleâ„¢. It’s been awhile since I’ve used mine, so consider this a command from the Duchess of Cuntington: solve this puzzle!
Nocturnal Blossoming Romance? Maybe!
Fragrantly named CIA assassin seeks mysterious, undead, and definitely older man to be my partner through asskicking series of adventures. I’m healing from recent tragedy, but your hot bod and equally hot talents as my boss in professional asskickery might bring me back to life again, even if you’re, for all intents and purposes, dead. I’m armed to the teeth and you’re armed with your teeth, so we make a great pair. Sign me up, baby, yeah.
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