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Guess That Lonely Heart
by SB Sarah | October 06, 2006 | Friday at 4:45 pm | 10 CommentsAye, it is a Friday, lass, and it’s time for the contest - give me an author, a title, and a heroine name, and I’ll give ye a Smart Bitch Titleâ„¢, ye ken?
Will You Hold My Hammer, Mr. Kilty Man?
Feisty wife, abandoned by feckless earl who stole away and took my dowry with him, with a penchant for decrepit castles and ye olde historicale Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, seeks manly Scottish man, and everything under the kilt. I’d prefer you weren’t who you say you are, but if I’m unable to resist your charms, perhaps I’ll forgive your lies as we hunt for the treasure that is our luuuuuurveâ„¢.
Updated: SB Sarah is a doofus. See the new contest entry above.
Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!
Carrie Lofty said on 10.06.06 at 06:49 PM • [comment link]
Now I have an image of Ty Pennington in a kilt. Can’t be certain whether I find this disturbing or arousing - but as long as he’s ditched the bullhorn AND the shirt, I think I’m ok.
Lorelie said on 10.06.06 at 07:11 PM • [comment link]
Ty in a kilt? Works for me. . . you know they don’t wear anything under them. . .
karibelle said on 10.06.06 at 07:19 PM • [comment link]
I would give my right ovary to see Ty in a kilt. That man is HAWT!!
SB Sarah said on 10.06.06 at 08:23 PM • [comment link]
Sorry, ya’ll. The heroine is not Ty Pennington. But yeah, kilt? I hear that. Mmmm hmmm.
Darlene Marshall said on 10.06.06 at 08:40 PM • [comment link]
Although I love the idea of Ty Pennington as the heroine. That’s different.
Robin said on 10.06.06 at 09:27 PM • [comment link]
Come one, people, will someone please GUESS so I can see if I’m right or not! I hardly ever know these, let alone think I do. Okay, I know I’m probably wrong, but the suspense is killing me!
Sanachan said on 10.06.06 at 10:07 PM • [comment link]
OK I have a guess:
Lady Melody Bainbridge
Marriage a la Mode by Elisabeth Fairchild
SB Sarah said on 10.07.06 at 12:13 AM • [comment link]
Sorry Sanachan, that’s not it.
This might be some kind of record - first time no one has guessed the Lonely Heart almost immediately. Should I start giving clues?
Hollyn said on 10.07.06 at 12:46 AM • [comment link]
The only one I can think of that may be remotely close is The Bride and the Beast by Teresa Medeiros. The heroine in that is Gwendolyn Wilder, but I don’t remember anything about her money being stolen.
Is this a fairly recent book or an older one? Does anyone know the answer yet?
SB Sarah said on 10.07.06 at 03:47 AM • [comment link]
Actually, this contest will henceforth be known as Guess Why SB Sarah is a Complete Idiot.
I goofed! I shall post a new ad. Consider this one, um, a test run?
Sheesh.
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