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Guess That Lonely Heart!
by SB Sarah | May 05, 2006 | Friday at 7:29 pm | 14 CommentsGive me the heroine’s name, the title, and the author’s name, and we’ll give you
a BRAND NEW CAR!
a gorgeous, tax-free Smart Bitch Titleâ„¢.
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Country girl seeks country boy to rekindle our highschool romance in the bright lights, big city. We had one of those “True Luuuuurveâ„¢ at a young age” relationships. Problem is, now that I’m a grown up, I’m a jaded celebrity reporter, and you’re now a country music star with a squeaky-clean wholesome image and… some evil, nasty, horribly bad woman who says she’s your wife. Must be willing to hurdle your professional image and my personal crankiness, not to mention that low-down, dirty, over-controlling monster spouse of yours, to find our possibly happily ever after back home in the country.
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Sarah F. said on 05.05.06 at 07:37 PM
Dammit, I’ll know the answer one day, because my name is Sarah! And the Sarah!s are blessed!
SamG said on 05.05.06 at 08:54 PM
AARRGGHHH…that sounds so familiar. I should be able to just pull up the info in my mind…
I have a title already, but now have to go find out what that book was..
Sam
Crystal Jordan said on 05.05.06 at 09:28 PM
Is it “Sweet Country Music” by Vivian Connolly?
Candy said on 05.05.06 at 09:36 PM
No cigar, Crystal. Any other takers?
Crystal Jordan said on 05.05.06 at 09:54 PM
Well, damn! You bitches are just too smart for me. *sigh* Someday I’ll know one of this little buggers, I swear!
Crystal Jordan said on 05.05.06 at 09:57 PM
Yeah, that’s “these,” not “this.” Wow, do I suck today.
Jennifer said on 05.05.06 at 10:52 PM
I don’t know the answer, but I’m amazed that by the time I actually see this site on a Friday that it hasn’t already been answered in 2.5 seconds yet…
Lani said on 05.05.06 at 10:55 PM
Tess Boone
Angel Flying Too Close To The Ground
by Annie Garrett
Please tell me I’m right. I’m dying for that title…
Lani said on 05.05.06 at 10:56 PM
Oh, and my daughter’s name is Sarah. Does that give me some good mojo?
Candy said on 05.05.06 at 11:14 PM
Lani, you magnificent bitch: the Sarah mojo must’ve totally been working, because that IS the correct answer! WOOHOO!
Darlene Marshall said on 05.06.06 at 12:06 AM
Congrats, Lani! And be sure to thank Sarah, too.
Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants
Amy E said on 05.06.06 at 12:24 AM
Dangit, I thought I knew that one, and was all upset that I didn’t get to post in time… yet I’ve never heard of the right answer. Somehow, that doesn’t make me feel better.
Amy E, worthless peasant
Sara said on 05.06.06 at 01:54 AM
The Luck of the Saras was with you today! Congrats on the title.
Sara, Baroness Milfington
SB Sarah said on 05.06.06 at 02:04 AM
Oh How AWESOME that Lani won. And that the Luck of the Sarahs was with her. Kickass!
I was wondering if anyone would struggle over that book. Someday, I will stump y’all. Some day.
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