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Goofy Names, A New Title Generator, And a New Contest: The Winner!
by SB Sarah | September 23, 2005 | Friday at 4:23 pm | 8 CommentsThe accounting firm of Bitchypoo and Crankypants have tabulated our results, and we are proud to crown the winner, Michele, for her entry, Longing for the Vigilant Outlaw.
Ffor all of you who fflocked to our site to ffling your votes, thank you ffondly!
Now summon the ffair maidens to throw fflowers at your ffeet! Michele, kneel and receive your prize, as the Smart Bitches hereby dub the:
Congratulations and thank you to all our ffine participants!
UPDATE: Pregnancy brain strikes again. My apologies to our two Michel(l)es - most humbly I admit I got confused!
Filed: Fun And Games, Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
Michelle, the Diva said on 09.23.05 at 07:31 PM • [comment link]
LOL…thanks, but that wasn’t my story. Whoever wrote it is so incognito that Candy and Sarah don’t even know who they are!!!
Congrats to the winner, whoever he/she is!
Although my entry was DAMN GOOD, I tell you…DAMN GOOD…BUT even in my biased and favoring-my-own-story opinion it wasn’t as funny as FFlicka FFreik Dorothy FFluck Lane or whatever the ffrick her name was.
P.S. ~ My story was entitled “Bedding the Chronically Hard Sheikh”, BTW.
fiveandfour said on 09.23.05 at 07:39 PM • [comment link]
Oh, I was just coming to congratulate you, Michelle. So instead I’ll say Congratulations Anonymous. You had me at his beloved Frick – oh, no – Flecka – umm, Flucki - oh, fuck it, whatever her freaking name was.
It was very, very, very hard to choose just one to vote for. Thanks to everyone that submitted - it was great fun to read them all. Plus lesson learned for me: don’t read things like this while attempting to eat a meal. I nearly became familiar with the Heimlich maneuver and it wouldn’t have been pretty.
Michelle, the Diva said on 09.23.05 at 07:49 PM • [comment link]
I think this would be called, in military terms, a SNAFFU (which means “Situation Normal - All Ff*cked Up”)
I’m kind of glad that I wasn’t the recipient of THAT title…*shudders*
I am laughing my booty off about this, too, let me tell ya. Thanks ffor an entertaining Ffriday, SBs.
Dawn B. said on 09.23.05 at 07:52 PM • [comment link]
Well, congrats to whomever the winner is then. :-) Kinda appropriate for the story that Sarah & Candy couldn’t remember the name, eh?
SB Sarah said on 09.23.05 at 07:53 PM • [comment link]
Y’all, I ffucked up. And I am ffrankly very very sorry. I can only blame pregnancy brain for my mixing up two entries by Michel(l)es.
So, Ms. Diva, I apologize!
michele said on 09.23.05 at 08:46 PM • [comment link]
woohoo - i’m so excited to win that it makes no difference on the snaffu :)
michele with one l
or using my new cool L33t name:
m1(h3#3
michele said on 09.23.05 at 08:55 PM • [comment link]
m4r(h10n3$$ h34rr% P0n573
and it took me a minute to figure this one out, but my cool new l33t smart bitch title :)
Alyssa said on 09.24.05 at 05:34 AM • [comment link]
Congratulations, Michele. I guess that’s Marchioness, actually.
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