Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

Perhaps L.A.‘s response to NY’s Naked Cowboy?

How come shapeshifters in romance novels never get arrested for streaking?

Don’t they have leash laws?!

It’s positively existential. And naked.

There’s a romance novel in here somewhere.

Nice tush.  And a nice set of tan lines, too.  It’s almost like he picked up a leopard instead of his clothes on the way out the door this morning.

I did wonder what the cops did with the leopard, though.

What happened to the kitty? I mean, it’s not as if anybody asked it whether he wanted to go out for a stroll with a nekkid guy, no?

(Thanks for the smile!)

Darlene’s right, afterall they’ve already got the bad cover art.  :-)

what a glorious way to wake up!
better than coffee.

well, almost.

oh, and also, no one has yet made the link between the review of THE LEOPARD PRINCE on the same page as naked leopard guy…

so I will. He is the Leopard Prince!

I just went back and read the comments at Defamer under the pictures.  Those will make you LOL.

I wondered if anyone would make mention of the pictures in the background as the police cuffed the guy in the buff. I had to LOL at the placement of the two basketballs.

I thought leopards were bigger than that? [Insert your own joke about “size” and “leopards” HERE.]

He’s a Hoyt fan - it’s the LEOPARD PRINCE!!!!!!
but which one - the man, who’s a prince and thus needs a more impressive cat than the peasants around him?
or the leopard, who’s a prince and can’t be bothered to walk around under his own power?

Julie, I did notice that poster in the window too! LOL

Madeline—it might’ve been a leopard cat, which are considerably smaller…

... and if it was, I wonder if he had legal ownership of it (I guess he could be/knows someone who is a Bengal breeder).

Well, hey, if he wanted publicity—he’s got it now!

I was going to go for a naked man with leopard so close after a LKH post comment, but yeah, The Leopard Prince is a better connection.

OMGWTF?  Is this indeed a publicity stunt for The Leopard Prince?  Or a movie promotion or something?  Did this guy get up yesterday to take his cat for a walk and forget to dress?  Would love to see a followup news story!

You know, he’s kind of hot.  I’ve slept with worse.  But I suspect he forgot his meds or something.  And I follow the old rule about never sleeping with people crazier, or on heavier meds, than I am.

The comments under the pic almost killed me! LMAO!

File this under bad ebook covers!

I showed these pictures to a friend who took a long look and said, that’s not a leopard, that’s an ocelot.

He’s actually got a really hot body.  Would I be killed by the bad pun police if I said mrrrrrrrrrrrowrrrr?

I miss Siegfried and Roy; they are all too hard to find since the tragedy.  Nice to see them plastered on the guy’s genitalia.

I live in L.A. and WTF moments happen here with an almost depressing regularity.  The shit I’ve seen when walking in Beverly Hills…oy…

What’s the world coming to when a naked man can’t take his leopard for a walk without being harassed by paparazzi and arrested. Sheesh.

Dallas is SO boring.  Stuff like this never happens here, or at least, I never hear about it.

It’s just hot, hot, hot.  Or too cold, too rainy, or too dry.  Sigh.

DS,

I thought the same thing, I wish there was a better shot of the cat, if I could see the ears and head better, I’d know.  The guy is still alive, so I bet ocelot.  Leopards aren’t generally that patient.

It’s just not funny until I can figure out whether or not this guy just got some poor cat in some hot water just because somebody decided to have a mid life crisis and channel an old Tarzan movie.