Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

Lefty Johnson

Gray Rouillard

Bulbous Jones

Phineas Scratchwise McMurkleton, Esq.

Wee Willy Winky

Gilderoy Lockheart

Schlong Duk Dong

Although I love the flag in the same pot.

Dick aka Richard Nixon

spam-o-meter “service76”  let the patriotism flow.

Tricky Dick

Vampire Willy, natch! (since he obviously hates the sun)

Mr. Microphone

Patriotic Salute!

Dirty Sanchez

LOL, I’m a Monty Python fan so, of course, I immediately thought of Biggus Dickus! :)

Sebastian

Phallicactus Maximus

Spermy the happy cacti

Papa Boner

Ouch

spaminator: built85 heh

Prickly Roger

“My Ex-Boyfriend”.

B for the win!

Spike

Bill Napoli.

Sperman Sherman

Although i do like Rene S.‘s Phineas Scratchwise McMurkleton, Esq.

The cherry popper

Prickles :)

lemuel wanker

Harold.

Hahahahahahaha you guys are so great… I’m so bad at naming things.  It’s gonna take awhile to pick one.  Thanks for the input!!

H’mmmmm

How about Leany Tower of Prick?

My six year old son says “giant ear wax”.

BTW, I like Gray Rouillard, I read that book a 1/2 dozen times when I first started reading romance novels, too funny.

Mister Phallus Prickle-Pickle

Or maybe Vlad The Impaler

Spike Johnson

Snuggles

Rocket Man

What? It looks like it’s ready for takeoff

Is it just me, or is the cactus clearly making a political statement about where this country is headed. Look! It and the flag are clearly leaning away from one another!

I have no suggestions, I just thought that was amusing. :P

Dildo.

hy beat around the bush? ;)

Knobster

The Leaning Tower of Penis

Poke-girl

Left Leanin’ Larry.

Herman

Non-Cialis Phallus

Count Needles von Pricklington

Pricklet Dickley

whoops!  Prickley Dickley

Thorny McHorny

Only thing I could come up with that wasn’t already mentioned. Great names. Next time I get a new pet, I am asking for help!!

force12.LOLOLOL How big is he???

Mr. Big.

Sharon I dated a Herman, the cacti would have been a vast improvement.

Since it seems to be avoiding light, I dub it Wrong-Way Orrigan.

Manroot

Hehehe - this is too much fun.

Donkey Kong

Kinky Bob

“Not To Be Taken Internally”

Mountee - the quicker pricker upper..

I’d just call him Spike. :)

Why not “Mr. Cocktus”?

Use one of its scientific names.

Dickly pear (Ocuntia humidusa)

Fickle dickly pear (Ocuntia magicohoohaa fragilis)

Agave at the Office (Licktembigia principalis partneris)

Bananapocket yucca (Yucca bacchanalia)

Brain cactus (Mammillaria makus elongata ‘Christsbigtatas’)

Halfmens cactus (Pachyrtripodium noinadequaterium)

Ribbed for Her Pleasure

These are hillarious! Incidently the chemicals that make up the Pill were first discovered in the Cactus. Probably this ones relative. Thus:

Birth Control - Bill for short.

I don’t know that I can top the simple grandeur of “Prick,” but if one would like a more “namey” name, there’s always Louie Claude Rove. (http://www.boingboing.net/2007/08/18/essay-im-the-proud-o.html)

Michelle Cunnah said on…
LOL, I’m a Monty Python fan so, of course, I immediately thought of Biggus Dickus!

I vote for this one.

I just watched Transformers for the 10th time - names like spikehide, prickscream and (sub)optimus spike are popping into my head.

Reinhard von Hammerschaft

Mr. Prickle Pickle

Still laughing over Biggus Dickus comment. I love MP!

Jefferson

(my, what a personable cactus you have, ma’am :-)

ATTENTION! seems like an appropriate shouty name.

Snatch scratcher

Pocket prickler

Plum

ThRob

“Not To Be Taken Internally”

BWHAHAHAHAHA - Kay, seriously I laughed so hard I peed a little!

And my input (heh.): Peter the Great!

Dildong The Proud.

Prick Sharp

The Sperminator

Deal Breaker

Dr. McReamy

IRS Agent

The French Prickler

McPedro, because I’m a fan of Girls With Slingshots!

Dick Richardson

Alternately: Peter Johnson.

Dild-ow

Nature’s Defense

Victory Viagra, VeeVee for short.

my husband suggests “the french tickler”

big green sticky monster

Fabio Badhair

Well, I think I’d probably go with Spike (being a Buffy fangirl), or possibly, in honour of Sean Bean, Sharpe...or even Spock (what with it being green), but with the American flag it seems like you need an appropriately political name. So I think I’d have to call it Bush, because I really can’t think of a bigger, or more damaging, dick.

ETC.
Eternally Leaning Cactus ;)

The Leaning Tower of Pricksa

EMHO: early morning hard-on

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA you are all sooo good at this!!!  My fried already has a cactus named Mr. Prickles - which is why I’m going to shy away from those names, though amusing they are!  I think I’m going to have to use a couple of the ideas suggested here… he’s obviously going to need a name tag and I’ll have to include some *ahem* Latin (Phallicactus Maximus) and care instructions (not to be taken internally… *snort*) - but I think I’m going to have to go with “Deal Breaker”. Thank you all soo much for your input!!!

Kimberly

I know this is finished but I just thought:

Sir Prickalot!

I don’t know if it’s already been suggested or not… my brainwave is most probably just a (late) and already dropped drop in the ocean that is this naming game :)