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Booksigning: Sarah at Turn the Page Books, Boonsboro, Maryland

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Event Date: February 18, 2012
Event Time: 12:00 pm - 2:00 pm

I'll be at the February booksigning at Turn the Page Books in Boonsboro, MD. The signing will feature several authors, including Nora Roberts, Mary Burton, Mary Kay McComas , Donna Kauffman & Mary Alice Baumgardner & Michael Douglas Jones.  read more »

Sales and Discounts

February 10, 2012 | Friday at 9:06 pm | 7 Comments

First, if you have a Kindle with Special Offers, there's a special offer to redeem that gets you a coupon code. The code allows you to pick one book from a selection of 100 romances and buy it for $1. WOO!

If you have a Kindle and would like to enable special offers to try to grab this coupon code, you can change the settings on your Kindle account and subscribe to special offers.

Here's the list of 100 romances to choose from once you have a coupon code.

And now: ebooks on sale!

  • Only Love by Elizabeth Lowell * $1.99 * A | BN | K | S
  • Only His by Elizabeth Lowell * $1.99 * A | BN | K | S
  • Only Mine by Elizabeth Lowell * $1.99 * read more »

Links! It’s like we’re online and stuff

February 10, 2012 | Friday at 7:09 pm | 6 Comments

CS Central Science has a feature about Heather Snow's first novel - a historical romance with a chemist heroine.

The CENtral Science blog is connected to the chemistry journal, "Chemistry & Engineering News."

Thanks to Karen for the link - she wrote, "I was surprised to see a romance novel mentioned in a chemistry blog, but I was pleased that the story didn't have anything negative to say about romance novels!  It was so refreshing to see an article about romance that was positive, especially in such an unusual place."

I love this kind of support so much. Yay chemist heroines!

 

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Friday Videos Like Romantic But That’s Not It

February 10, 2012 | Friday at 12:20 am | 17 Comments

For those of you who missed it, this is the latest issue of Bloomberg Business about the Continental/United merger: 

 

Failblog was alllll over it. 

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Women of the Future!

February 09, 2012 | Thursday at 12:12 am | 29 Comments

This entry is all thanks to Heather, who cleaned out a bookstore shelf and found a treasure trove of PROGNOSTICATION. To heck with groundhogs and the weather and what's going to happen in publishing next.

We need to know about the future, the weather of the distant future, the role of women in the distant future, and, most importantly, the COLOR SCHEMES of the future. And so, I happily present:

Women of the Future: A coloriffic overview! (Please imagine that said in a Very Deep and Impressive Voice). 

Most of these books took place in the faraway future or a distant fantasyland. I see the covers as efforts to predict the future, old-skool style, and behold, they are amazing.

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Immortal Anniversary Gifts

February 08, 2012 | Wednesday at 12:48 am | 83 Comments

I think there's a missed opportunity in romance land, particulary in paranormal romance land, particularly in the lucrative gifting market. 

I'm talking about anniversary gifts. You know how there's a chart of what gifts are symbolic of each year of marriage, and people can get downright goofy adhering to the suggested gifts? Like, say, my husband, who, for our tenth anniversary, wrapped my present in tin foil because the traditional gift was tin/aluminum. I should be thankful I didn't also get a tube of Reynolds wrap, too.

Some of the traditional lists I've seen stop usually at the 60th anniversary, known in some charts as the "diamond anniversary," while the 75th is also the diamond anniversary. I myself am partial to the 48th US Modern anniversary, which is "Optical goods," or the 44th, which is the ever-so-romantic "Groceries." Nothing tops the 41st and 42nd anniversaries, though, which are "Land" followed by "Improved real estate," because clearly, whoever bought the land last year did not know what they were doing, and they need another shot at that gift. 

Also, how does one wrap groceries? Stick a bow on the bag?

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GS. vs. STA: Infertility

February 07, 2012 | Tuesday at 12:18 am | 44 Comments

This email comes from Rebekka: 

I don't know if you can help me, but I would really appreciate some recommendations of romances to read that address infertility. As you know, most books that even mention it barely do, and it's usually more a case of, "Oh! My dead husband was sterile!" or it's some other problem easily fixed by the Mighty Wang.

The only romance I have read that actually deals with the emotional aspects of infertility - and which isn't magically fixed - is the Julia Quinn "Bridgerton" book When He Was Wicked (Francesca's story). My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a year now and are about to start our first round of IVF. Even though I am only 27, our doctors say that we have less than a 5% chance of having a baby without it. Reading about other couples supporting and loving each other through such an emotional and difficult issue would really help me feel more hopeful that things can turn out all right, and that you can get through all this hard stuff together.

I remember being where Rebekka is, and it can… read more »

Reader Shaming

February 06, 2012 | Monday at 9:13 am | 147 Comments

Another day, another article about genre fiction, including romance, selling quite happily in digital format. And the reason?

Wait for it….

Reader embarrassment!

Kindle-owning bibliophiles are furtive beasts. Their shelves still boast classics and Booker winners. But inside that plastic case, other things lurk. Sci-fi and self-help. Even paranormal romance, where vampires seduce virgins and elves bonk trolls.

The ebook world is driven by so-called genre fiction, categories such as horror or romance. It's not future classics that push digital sales, but more downmarket fare.

Lovely. 

Here's the thing:

I hear from many readers weekly that they do feel embarrassment about their love of romance. Sometimes they are conflicted about finding that their feelings of loving what they read are at cross-purposes with their feelings of dislike or even revulsion when they identify problematic elements within it. Others say they feel shame and embarrassment about what other people say or think about the romance genre, or better yet, the people who read it.

The people who write to me about these subjects do not ever, and I mean EVER, include a statement that they are embarrassed because they… read more »

The Science of Kissing by Sheril Kirshenbaum - A Guest Review by CarrieS

February 06, 2012 | Monday at 12:56 am | 5 Comments

Photo of sculpture of two people kissing

I was inspired to read and review this book by two things: my local library's science book display (Yay, libraries!) and Sarah's articles on the myths about biology and anatomy that often appear in romance.  I thought readers of those threads might enjoy The Science of Kissing (henceforth known as TSoK) based on my first impression of it as a light and entertaining science read.  As it turns out, this was a hard book to grade because as a science book it was disappointingly slight - and I say that as someone who's prefers to have science offered up to me in small portions with easy words.  On the other hand, the historical content was fascinating and it was a really charming book overall.  

I'll let the author speak for herself as to what the book is about and why she wrote it:

"A kiss is one of the most significant exchanges two people can have, serving as an unspoken language to convey our deepest feelings when words simply will not do.  From a symbol of… read more »

SBTB/DA Bestsellers: 24-31 January 2012

February 05, 2012 | Sunday at 12:49 am | 7 Comments

This week's top ten makes me so happy. If you bought Truths and Roses, I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did. 

  1. Truths and Roses by Inglath Cooper | Amazon | BN | Sony | Kobo
  2. And Then He Kissed Her by Laura Lee Guhrke | Amazon | BN | Sony | Kobo
  3. Untie My Heart by Judith Ivory | Amazon | BN | Sony | Kobo
  4. Everything I Know about Love I Learned from Romance Novels by Sarah Wendell | Amazon | BN | Sony | read more »

GS. vs. STA: Lesbian Romance

February 04, 2012 | Saturday at 8:24 pm | 98 Comments

In the comments to the entry about the discrimination of the Romance Writers Ink published writers contest, DreadPirateRachel and Keri asked for a Good Shit vs. Shit to Avoid for f/f romance, or, in other words, lesbian romances.

Keri commented, "It's easy to find m/m, but I'm having a really hard time with f/f, especially fluffier kinds. I love Sarah Waters and Emma Donoghue, who are always suggested, but their writing tends to be more literary and heavy and less "romance novel", and when I try to find others, I often just come across erotica meant for the male gaze. :(

(also a lot of f/f romance that I find are older YA novels that are less about the romance as they are about GLBT Issues, which is frustrating. I've seen plenty of m/m stories that aren't Issue novels and are more in the vein of what I think of as traditional romance, but not f/f. help help help! i love romance novels, but I want some that better reflect my own identity sometimes!)"

DreadPirateRachel added, "Yes, please! I'd love… read more »

Romance Writers Ink Contest: An Exercise in Discrimination

February 04, 2012 | Saturday at 3:06 pm | 141 Comments

Late last night, links and fiery tweets went around about Romance Writers, Ink, an Oklahome-based chapter of the RWA. They've stated  that for the 2012 "More than Magic" competition for published writers, they will "no longer accept same-sex entries in any category."

Way to be bigoted!

 

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Tools of Change in Publishing: Conference Fee Giveaway

February 03, 2012 | Friday at 1:52 am | 14 Comments

Tools of Change in Publishing: Change/Forward/FastOnce again, Smart Bitches is a media partner for the 2012 O'Reilly Tools of Change Conference, and as part of my media sponsorship, I talk about the conference (which I totally would do anyway because it makes my brain explode with the happy creativity every year). There's a conference! It's brainful.

If you'd like a 15% off discount code for registration, you can visit the TOC website and use code toc12sbtbc.

But there is no denying that Tools of Change, if you are an individual, is an expensive prospect. Conferences like these are not cheap. And so I also have a code good for a complimentary admission to the conference to give away - yay!

ETA: We have a winner! Thanks to the random integer generator, the winner is: Jill ShultzThank you to all who entered, and congrats to Jill!

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Friday Videos Love All the Tropes

February 03, 2012 | Friday at 12:05 am | 14 Comments

This week's Friday Video is a classic, sent by Aziza, and how I missed seeing this, I have no idea. I love The Avengers, and have watched most of them. Emma Peel is amazing in so many respects. 

Link

As Aziza explained in her email, "John Steed and Emma Peel celebrate/demonstrate trope and formula...and look good doing so."

Yes, yes, they do. 

Hope your weekend is full of style, rapier wit, fine vintages, and excellent chemistry! 

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Book Format Prejudice and eBook Sales

February 02, 2012 | Thursday at 10:50 am | 54 Comments

First: NEWS! Which isn't new news, but I'm still thinking about it. 

Literary god Jonathan Franzen decided that ebooks are horrible and immoral and paper books have a tangible longevity that is superior to digital.

Yeah, whatever. Here's my question: I think there needs to be a term for book format prejudice, and it works both ways. There are snide comments made about paper by ebook lovers, and equally snide Franzenesque comments about digital from those who prefer paper. Folks who like audiobooks also report snide comments, so there has to be a term to sum them all up, one that's as inclusive and descriptive as possible. I mean, do people grouse about large-print books being for all those amoral people who can't see the .8 font size of a mass market paperback? It's ridiculous.

Theresa Romain suggested Bookotry, a pastiche of "book" and "bigotry." I also like Book Bigot.

Heather Ponzer suggested Printist, and comments like Franzens would then be labeled Printentious.

Llmysticowl suggested Biblioformist.

Maggie Robinson suggested Page Rage, which also works. And Tina suggests Biblio-biased.

What do you think? What would be a good term for the cross-format prejudice? 

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