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Friday Videos: Only Hasselhoff Can Save Us
by SB Sarah | by SB Sarah | January 18, 2008 | Friday at 5:54 pm | 25 CommentsThanks Star Opal. Few things make me giggle harder than David Hasselhoff, a light saber, and a shitload of eyeliner.
Now I feel MUCH better.
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dangrgirl said on 01.18.08 at 06:39 PM • [link]
Yes, that just makes my Friday.
Jennie said on 01.18.08 at 06:46 PM • [link]
Oh. My. Gawd.
ManningVV said on 01.18.08 at 06:48 PM • [link]
Hooray for the Hoff! Amazing!
AmandaG said on 01.18.08 at 07:24 PM • [link]
What the hell was that? Was it actually a movie? rofl
azteclady said on 01.18.08 at 07:25 PM • [link]
Words fail me.
spamfoiler: nothing62—yup, nothing to say here. (Have I mentioned that this thing is eerily accurate?)
mlg said on 01.18.08 at 07:27 PM • [link]
Love your site! A small correction: I believe the correct term is guy-liner.
Eunice said on 01.18.08 at 07:29 PM • [link]
It’s from a Star Wars knock-off called Star Crash.
Darlene Marshall said on 01.18.08 at 07:51 PM • [link]
Do you have a nice merlot to go with that cheese?
Kcfla said on 01.18.08 at 07:58 PM • [link]
That’s cheese alright- limburger!
Angelina said on 01.18.08 at 09:17 PM • [link]
That was simply Hofftastic!
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Yup that’s the most eye make-up I’ve ever seen in one scene.
Anne Douglas said on 01.18.08 at 09:20 PM • [link]
Err…yeah…that was *something*tastic, for sure.
Deanna Lee said on 01.18.08 at 10:22 PM • [link]
WOW. That was just…. superior. I really needed that laugh!
The Diving Belle said on 01.18.08 at 10:24 PM • [link]
And. . .
OH
MY
WORD
Marjoe Gortner?!?!?!??
Brandi said on 01.18.08 at 11:41 PM • [link]
Yep, Starcrash all righty. Caroline Munro and Joe Spinell are in it too.
jessica said on 01.18.08 at 11:57 PM • [link]
Oh. My. God. WTFBBQ. Seriously did anybody watch this ever?
NkB said on 01.19.08 at 12:21 AM • [link]
Hasselhoff must be loving YouTube at this point in his career. Is there a 10-ten most embarrassing videos of Hasselhoff site? Because there should be.
DS said on 01.19.08 at 03:52 AM • [link]
Whhhhaaaa. It’s gone.
Michele said on 01.19.08 at 04:00 AM • [link]
I think the chick had more eye makeup on than he did, but not by much.
Good cheese.
Thanks be to the Hoff.
jenjen said on 01.19.08 at 05:21 AM • [link]
reminds me of futuristic Clash of the Titans, only not as good.
Stephani Hecht said on 01.19.08 at 05:22 AM • [link]
I just loved the special effects. They were so top of the line…not!
Hollyn said on 01.19.08 at 09:41 AM • [link]
Speaking of Hofftastic, has anyone seen him in “Jeckyll & Hyde”- the musical? OMG it’s worth sitting through just to see him as Hyde. All the videos are up on youtube.
Oh and did I mention that The Hoff was the main reason the show didn’t last very long on Broadway? LOL
CJ said on 01.19.08 at 10:48 AM • [link]
While the “hoff” in Jekyll and Hyde was possibly the worst thing I’ve seen, the musical didn’t fail because of him.
It ran 4 years for over 1500. performances.
Amelia "Fuckheady Bitchipants" Elias said on 01.19.08 at 11:38 PM • [link]
I had three thoughts while watching that.
1—DAMN, who turned my speakers up so loud?
2—What. The. FUCK???
3—...
Although, upon reflection, I believe I’ve come up with one more.
4—How much do you suck if you can’t defeat a robot that is apparently rusted to near-immobility? Wow.
Hollyn said on 01.20.08 at 03:27 AM • [link]
“It ran 4 years for over 1500. performances.”
I stand corrected. I bet his horrible acting actually helped the sales.
Jean said on 01.20.08 at 04:05 AM • [link]
Gosh, I saw that movie when it came out in the theaters. It was on a blind date - I remember my date got sick and had to run to the restroom. No, it wasn’t because of the movie, it was probably the spaghetti we’d had for dinner beforehand.
But I digress ... besides Marjoe Gortner, this movie also starred Christopher Plummer, playing the Max von Sydow evil emperor character. God, he had more acting talent in his little finger than the rest of the cast combined!
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