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Friday Personal Ad Contest: Assholes Anonymous!
by Candy | December 03, 2005 | Saturday at 1:12 am | 7 CommentsWoo hoo, ‘tis that time of the week again. Guess the correct title, author and hero’s name (no hero’s name, no banana!) and get yourself a shiny happy Smart Bitch Title!
Assholes Anonymous
SWM. My mom was a slutbag ho, my dad was neglectful and kinda abusive, and this means I get to be a great big jerk. So: looking for a sweet, impoverished young thang to accidentally compromise so her scheming mama can force me to marry her (yes, this happened to powerful dukes ALL THE TIME in nineteenth-century England, and don’t let anyone tell you different), then I’ll disappear for a long time, and she’ll have plenty of time to be disillusioned with me, and then I’ll come back hoping to find that beautiful ingenue but instead of the tomboyish urchin, she’s beautiful and sophisticated and getting married to my cousin—what the fuck, yo?
Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!
Shayera said on 12.03.05 at 02:44 AM • [comment link]
So, I’m thinking, it’s Duchess in Love, by Eloisa James and the hero’s name is Camden William Serrard, the Duke of Girton.
Am I close?
Samantha said on 12.03.05 at 02:45 AM • [comment link]
I totally know this one!! It’s Something Wonderful by Judith McNaught.
Samantha said on 12.03.05 at 02:46 AM • [comment link]
And the hero’s name is Jordan Addison Matthew Townsende, the Duke of Hawthorn.
Candy said on 12.03.05 at 04:22 AM • [comment link]
Yayyyyy! Samantha got it! Congratulations, Samantha. Coronation ceremony to come shortly.
Ellen F. said on 12.03.05 at 05:05 AM • [comment link]
Oh, I knew this one! One of my two favorite McNaughts. I love the “awkward skinny girl grows into stunningly gorgeous woman” plotline!
Rebekah said on 12.03.05 at 05:38 AM • [comment link]
Ack! I knew I’d read that one, but I couldn’t remember which it was!
bam said on 12.05.05 at 10:42 AM • [comment link]
damn… I actually knew that one. And I’m 2 days too late.
Damn this scholastic pursuit of mine, getting in the way of my daily dosage of Smart Bitches. :(
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