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Friday is the Loneliest Day

by Candy | May 12, 2006 | Friday at 10:52 pm | 10 Comments

...but it’s also the day you have an opportunity to win yourself one of our highly coveted Smart Bitch aristocratic titles. Woo hoo! Just read on, and the first person to correctly guess the author, title and heroine’s name will be inducted into our Hall of Classy-ass Titles. So hold to your panties (if you’re wearing any), here comes today’s ad.

SWF looking for a man whose Prince Charlie is bonnie, if you know what I mean

Cross-dressing, extra-sassy Scottish lassie engaged in highway robbery looking for a man who can tame her. Must be willing to deal with my impoverished family, two-dimensional villains, my so-feisty-it-hurts nature, a bout of amnesia and a neverending series of misunderstandings and separations.

Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!

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  1. Ceilidh said on 05.12.06 at 11:20 PM • [comment link]

    Might it be Moonstruck Madness
    by Laurie McBain?

  2. Darlene Marshall said on 05.12.06 at 11:23 PM • [comment link]

    Hey!  That’s what I was going to guess.  But I already have a title, so I won’t be piggish.

    And whatever happened to Laurie McBain, anyway?

    Darlene
    Duchess Twitterpants

  3. Darlene Marshall said on 05.12.06 at 11:24 PM • [comment link]

    Pssst…I think you’ll need to supply the heroine’s name too, Ceilidh.

  4. Ceilidh said on 05.12.06 at 11:28 PM • [comment link]

    Oops.  I knew I forgot something!

    By day Lady Sabrina Verrick
    By night Bonni Charlie lawless highway - person?

  5. Maman said on 05.13.06 at 01:18 AM • [comment link]

    Octavia Morgan from Vanity by Jane Feather?

  6. Crystal Jordan said on 05.13.06 at 02:21 AM • [comment link]

    Is it Cara Brentwood in The Scandalous Masquerade by Marissa Edwards?

  7. Candy said on 05.13.06 at 05:19 AM • [comment link]

    WOOHOO! Ceilidh had it right on the first try. (Sorry, was away from the computer for quite a while.) Anyway, congrats, Ceilidh. Coronation ceremony to come.

  8. Stef said on 05.13.06 at 07:20 AM • [comment link]

    Dammit, I knew this one! 

    Drat - foiled again!

    I seriously loved that book.  And Laurie McBain.  Wherefore art thou, Laurie?

  9. Ceilidh said on 05.13.06 at 10:33 PM • [comment link]

    Oh my, I’m beside my self with joy.

    Thank you, thank you.

  10. Amy E said on 05.15.06 at 07:28 AM • [comment link]

    Damn you.  I can’t get “One Is The Loneliest Number” out of my head now.  DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOU

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