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Friday is Personal Ad Contest Day
by Candy | March 31, 2006 | Friday at 11:53 pm | 5 CommentsAnd here comes your weekly chance to be inducted into the Supremely ‘Sclusive Smart Bitch Peerage. Guess the correct title, author and heroine’s name (don’t forget the heroine’s name!) and you’ll find yourself the proud possessor of a supremely witty1 Smart Bitch Title.
Chocoholic American heiress with gauche father and mother with high society ambitions seeks impostor to help get me out of marriage with unpleasant English earl. Appreciation for misses who are literally bursting through their seams and who like to go commando under our bustles a definite plus. Could you be the one? Call 1-800-PLEASEHELPMYMOMHAVELUNCHWITHTHEASTORS.
1 For all values of “supremely witty” = “thinly-veiled references to disgusting sex acts and/or body functions”
Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!
Lisa #2 said on 04.01.06 at 12:53 AM • [comment link]
Finally a book I recognize. I even read it. Do I know the name? Author? Heroine? Nope! Shit, shit, shit…
Michelle said on 04.01.06 at 01:06 AM • [comment link]
title: It Happened One Autumn
author: Lisa Kleypas
heroine’s name: Lillian
???
anu439 said on 04.01.06 at 01:48 AM • [comment link]
Perfect Scandal by Kit Garland. Savannah Merriwether is the heroine.
Candy said on 04.01.06 at 02:27 AM • [comment link]
YAYYY! anu439 is our winnah! Congratulations, and coronation ceremony to follow once I get home.
Darlene Marshall said on 04.01.06 at 02:38 AM • [comment link]
Congrats, anu439! With a name like that, aren’t you glad you’ll be able to call yourself by a spiffy SB title instead?
Sincerely,
Duchess Twitterpants
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