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Friday Vidoes DO NOT WANT

by SB Sarah | December 11, 2009 | Friday at 12:54 pm | 14 Comments

Please. Do not get this for me for Hanukkah. Thank you.

Filed: Friday Videos, General Bitching

Tagged: make the burning stop, hanukkah

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  1. nekobawt said on 12.11.09 at 03:57 PM • [comment link]

    just PLEASE warm up the speculum first.

    gawd. i realize early diagnosis of ovarian cancer or yeast infections or whatever are important, but there are FAR less invasive and uncomfortable holiday gifts available. a nice Snuggy(tm), for example.

  2. Debbie Q said on 12.11.09 at 04:41 PM • [comment link]

    I saw this the other day and literally did a double take. PAP smear for Hanukkah or Christmas? Really? That is on par with the year that my Father-in-law gave my Mother-in-law a scale for Christmas. Did I mention they are divorced now.

  3. Julia Spencer-Fleming said on 12.11.09 at 04:49 PM • [comment link]

    They should do a follow-up PSA on testicular cancer screening set to the tune of “Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.”

  4. Kathleen said on 12.11.09 at 05:02 PM • [comment link]

    Did anyone else read cbscares as cb scares?

  5. SB Sarah said on 12.11.09 at 05:07 PM • [comment link]

    And that would be why I love Julia Spencer-Fleming.

    *goes to get paper towels to wipe up coffee*

  6. Julia Spencer-Fleming said on 12.11.09 at 05:14 PM • [comment link]

    Aww. I love you, too, SB Sarah. Chag Chanukah Sameach!

  7. Brooks*belle said on 12.11.09 at 05:29 PM • [comment link]

    Well now I know what I’ll be thinking about when spreading anything on a cracker at the party buffets this season….

  8. briony said on 12.11.09 at 06:14 PM • [comment link]

    Note to self for next Thanksgiving:

    Talk up colonoscopy to male relatives. Distribute turkey basters and flashlights after dinner.

  9. Darlene Marshall said on 12.11.09 at 06:22 PM • [comment link]

    What Julia said.  Perfect!

  10. Miri said on 12.11.09 at 06:24 PM • [comment link]

    May I draw your attention to the sculpture that’s in my Gyno’s exam room? http://yfrog.com/4e6cqpj

  11. Chicklet said on 12.11.09 at 07:02 PM • [comment link]

    A much better gift: Neil Diamond covering Adam Sander’s ‘Hanukkah Song.’ The video is cheaply animated, but who cares? David Lee Roth is still lighting the menorah!

  12. JamiSings said on 12.11.09 at 08:36 PM • [comment link]

    Ads like this make me glad I’m single. I don’t have to worry about a clueless man getting me a PAP smear as a gift. Just my sister-in-law getting me some tchotchke that she likes but for me is just another pain in the butt dust collector.

    *sighs* I prefer gift cards. Always the right color, size, and you don’t have to throw your legs up in stirrups!

  13. Cat Seiller said on 12.12.09 at 12:58 AM • [comment link]

    Oh baby, I wanna get my menorah lit tonight!

  14. Camille said on 12.18.09 at 01:28 AM • [comment link]

    oh Hells NO. After that smear I better find diamonds in my doctor’s hand. Pap smear for hanukkah indeed* grumble *grumble*

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