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Friday Videos say WTF?
by SB Sarah | by SB Sarah | June 20, 2008 | Friday at 1:36 pm | 23 CommentsTwo videos full of WTF. One is just tutti-fruity fun. The other… I’m still not sure what’s going on there.
First, from Brandi, a Busby Berkeley routine so full of ruffles and bananas, it would, as Brandi says, give Freud conniptions:
Then there’s this mess, which is NSFWOMGSRSLY, and, well, I’m still disturbed. From Kerri-Leigh, who says that once the WTF wore off, she howled for hours at this ... well.. cheetoh porn.
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Cindy Holby said on 06.20.08 at 02:16 PM • [link]
Oh No! Now I’ve got the tuttifruiti hat song stuck in my head!
Lyvvie said on 06.20.08 at 03:18 PM • [link]
The Unknown Comic has gotten a bit podgy. I’d better listen to the Tutti Frutti song again so I don’t get the Cheetos song stuck in my head.
RStewie said on 06.20.08 at 03:41 PM • [link]
Three observations:
The Cheeto must be a hermaphrodite.
There are only so many ways to sex a Cheeto.
The man was either not very excited about the Cheeto, or I just feel sorry for both him AND the Cheeto.
AND OMGWTFBBQ!!! I scored the winning spamword!
head69!! Squee-ness!
AnneD said on 06.20.08 at 03:43 PM • [link]
Oh my, these are not the thing to watch with some major jet lag going on. All those waggling peni… err, bananas - up down, up down, twirling around…
Leslie H said on 06.20.08 at 03:48 PM • [link]
Carmen Miranda and a giant cheeto- heck of a way to start the day. I liked the purple socks.
Jessica Andersen said on 06.20.08 at 03:53 PM • [link]
Must. Get. Cheeto. Song. Out. Of. Head.
Must also not think that hairless Cheeto guy resembles family-member-in-law I have to see tonight for a Hatfield/McCoy-like dinner dramafest.
Kimberly Anne said on 06.20.08 at 04:10 PM • [link]
Must. Breathe.
Monkeys in little suits. Carmen Miranda. Banana xylophone. Giant bananas. Giant bananas circling to form the Pit of Sarlac.
I give up. *death from lack of oxygen*
space73 - yeah, if this is the stuff we’re beaming into space, it’s no wonder the aliens haven’t come yet. All must fear the Tutti-Frutti Hat!
JC said on 06.20.08 at 04:25 PM • [link]
My retinas are burning. When the man is getting us down, my friends say “Fuck you Cheetos,” due to my explanation of why they don’t put commercials during soccer games: “The game never stops, so they would have to squeeze the soccer game into a small corner of the screen so that the commercial can be big (like ad agencies like them.) In the sixty seconds it takes to air the ad, Fulham scores their first goal in ten games, and instead of running out to buy the product, the world is yelling, ‘Fuck you, Cheetos!’”
I really didn’t meant that literally.
Flo said on 06.20.08 at 04:28 PM • [link]
I had seen the Cheeto thing before on D-listed in reference to Britney Spear pr0nz. But the bananas. THE BANANAS. Oh lawdy. I want to watch it again and dance along with my own small bunch fresh from the grocery.
In fact…. I think I will! Be grateful you bitches can’t see this!
SB Sarah said on 06.20.08 at 04:32 PM • [link]
Am I the only one who wants video of Flo and her banana dance for next week’s Friday Video installment?
Anyone… anyone?
Oh, hi there! I knew I wasn’t alone!
rmj said on 06.20.08 at 08:26 PM • [link]
Carmen Miranda is always fun to watch.
As for number 2: why?
LOL RStewie!
Jennifer, I really feel for you. Perhaps thinking about Daniel Craig in a bathing suit will help erase that unfortunate image from your mind?
Theresa Meyers said on 06.20.08 at 08:32 PM • [link]
Holy Freakin’ banana Batman. Yeah, I can see what Chiquita Banana wanted to put Carmen on their stickers…sheesh. Aren’t you glad you’re not paying $10.00 to go to the movie theater to see that these days?
JaneyD said on 06.20.08 at 10:39 PM • [link]
The Gang’s All Here is one of my fav Carmen Miranda movies, bananas and all.
And I’m a B. Berkley fan, bananas and all.
It must have been a bitch to film, though, and I’m betting the big bananas were heavy. In some of the takes you can see a few in the chorus clearly sighing in relief as they put them down.
American audiences at the time were mostly clueless about the Banana Thing, but when this movie hit Brazil—and we were making nice with them for their coffee, sugar, bananas…and rubber…take that how you will—the whole number was cut by their censors. LOL!
What *I* want to know is, in that last bit where the camera pulls back and you see the endless banana hat going up to the ceiling, Carmen is framed by some stylized red fruit.
Would those, perchance, possibly be cherries??
Still loving Carmen,
J.D.
Mel-O-Drama said on 06.20.08 at 10:55 PM • [link]
Cheeto Love should be permanently filed under WTFery.
I mean. wow. I really need to poke my eyes out now.
EmmyS said on 06.21.08 at 01:18 AM • [link]
When I first saw the post, I thought you misspelled cheetah, and thought - animal exploitation, how lovely. But this… just… wow. I’ll never be able to eat cheetos again.
amy lane said on 06.21.08 at 01:37 AM • [link]
I never knew that America’s love affair with snack food was so… so… *dirty*!!! (ooogie ooogie ooogie!)
And the Buzby Berkley thing was like lo-fat whipped cream… light and everything, but too much gives you the intestinal cramps.
Meggrs said on 06.21.08 at 03:55 AM • [link]
Holy crap, JC! This is the last place I expected to find a Fulham reference. COYW!!!
ev said on 06.21.08 at 04:02 AM • [link]
OH. MY. GOD.
I have to go find something to replace that visual with. I can just say thank god he was wearing a bag. Over his head. I don’ t ever want to know what he looks like under it cause if I ever ran into him I would just lose it.
I think I just peeed my pants laughing. Either that or I am just really bloody tired.
Cheetos are off my diet permanently.
ev said on 06.21.08 at 04:05 AM • [link]
And those are Strawberries- you can tell by the leaves. I don’t think Cherries would have passed the censors here either.
Anaquana said on 06.21.08 at 04:13 AM • [link]
*dies from laughter*
The only thing to make the cheetoh one even more disturbing would be if he were dressed up like Chester Cheetah.
*agrees with SB Sarah*
Come on Flo!! Show us your banana dance!
Freda said on 06.21.08 at 05:38 AM • [link]
I will never eat Cheetos again. Ever.
word verification: stop78
Yes, please stop!
MaryKate said on 06.21.08 at 03:55 PM • [link]
I’m just wondering what the hell kind of search do you do on You Tube to find the Cheetoh guy??
Now every single time I’m in the grocery store, I’m going to walk by the snack food aisle single, “I LOVE you Cheetohs.”
Catherine said on 06.22.08 at 02:48 AM • [link]
The cheeto video was disturbing. My husband says he wants his 8 minutes back and all I can think is… where the hell do you get a cheeto like that?
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