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Friday Videos Pull Their Feathered Hair
by SB Sarah | June 12, 2009 | Friday at 11:18 am | 26 CommentsThanks to the many, many people who sent me this one.
I love the floating cloth, really. There isn’t enough floating cloth imagery in paranormal romance anymore.
Filed: Friday Videos, General Bitching
Tagged: videos, romance, paranormal

Christine M. said on 06.12.09 at 01:01 PM • [comment link]
Now that was made of win and such a fantastic way to start my Friday! *in a good mood despite the rain*
S. W. Vaughn said on 06.12.09 at 01:34 PM • [comment link]
That was amazing… and kinda creepy. :-)
Verification: period84. Did anyone really think this was a cool video, even in the 1984 period? Wow, man.
Lori said on 06.12.09 at 03:12 PM • [comment link]
OMG! I was howling through it all. That was perfection plus!
Sara N. said on 06.12.09 at 03:23 PM • [comment link]
I’m pretty sure I’m going to sing it as “Spin around, ninja” for the rest of my life.
plainjane said on 06.12.09 at 03:58 PM • [comment link]
There is also another great version of Meatloaf’s “Anything For Love”. Both of them made us crack up. The “flying zombie AHHHHHHHHH” part made me almost wet myself.
militaryspouse said on 06.12.09 at 04:45 PM • [comment link]
Another classic!
Almost as funny as “Another Blip of the Heart” done to this.
Good use of mullets
spamword: results82. Wonder if there are 82 reasons why Bonnie thought this was a good video?
Silver James said on 06.12.09 at 05:21 PM • [comment link]
OMGWTFBBQ! I laughed. Out loud. Scared the fuzzy critters. Thanks for a great break!
spamword: left72 Are there 72 songs left to parody?
Jessica Kennedy said on 06.12.09 at 05:31 PM • [comment link]
That was total awesomesauce! Loved it!
darlynne said on 06.12.09 at 05:41 PM • [comment link]
That is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Pretty sure my mouth hung open the entire time. Thanks!
kpsr. said on 06.12.09 at 05:58 PM • [comment link]
This is great. I still think the funniest of the ‘literal video’ craze might be the dustfilms literal version of Aha’s Take On Me
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e062d7b4d5/take-on-me-literal-video-version-from-dustfilms
Tinkerbon said on 06.12.09 at 06:27 PM • [comment link]
Thank you for making me snort the cinnamon scone right out thru my nose. Excellent.
But yanno, as cheesy as the 80s were, I still dig ‘em. Floating fabric forevah!
— Bonz
Anthea Lawson said on 06.12.09 at 06:36 PM • [comment link]
Literal Videos! A whole new genre to waste time with, who knew? (well, some of you Bitches, obviously…)
Moira Reid said on 06.12.09 at 06:45 PM • [comment link]
What the effin crap? That angel guy just felt me up. (still rolling over that one)
Sandra D said on 06.12.09 at 07:27 PM • [comment link]
That was freaking brilliant! I will never be able to listen to that song with a straight face again.
Amly said on 06.12.09 at 07:49 PM • [comment link]
Oh my damn, that was funny! “I whip my head to the right!”
Jessa Slade said on 06.12.09 at 08:08 PM • [comment link]
Started out as Hogwart’s,
Now it’s Lord of the Flies.
Ah, fine literary references, both.
spamword: more82. Oh yeah, always need more of the 80’s.
Anthea Lawson said on 06.12.09 at 09:35 PM • [comment link]
Speaking of eternal song pollution, I can never hear Natalie Imbruglia’s TORN without thinking of this interpretive mime skit.
Spamword: took62 Took 62 viewings to catch all the visual jokes in this one!
Cassie said on 06.13.09 at 12:19 AM • [comment link]
I almost spit water on the comp at the “Drinking wine! Douchebags!” part!
Freakin’ hysterical.
Suze said on 06.13.09 at 01:58 AM • [comment link]
Um, yes. But I was very young, and videos were really new, and the bar didn’t start off very high. And I really don’t remember it being full of all the weirdness. Football players? Ninjas? I just remember the singing and the glowing eyes. Which, at the time, were REALLY cool.
She also did one about holding out for a hero, and I do remember a bunch of cowboys and stuff showing up, but the song was about heroes.
Cristiane Young said on 06.13.09 at 02:38 AM • [comment link]
What more is there to say, except, of course…“Mullet with headlights”?
Tina C. said on 06.13.09 at 03:30 AM • [comment link]
Okay, I was smiling, snickering a bit, but that was all…until “What the effin’ crap, that angel guy just felt me up”. I laughed so hard, I still have tears coming out of my eyes!
because47—because 47 Fonzi clones was one too many…
dillene said on 06.13.09 at 03:38 AM • [comment link]
Brilliant! I took plainjane’s advice and looked up their version of Meatloaf’s video on Youtube. “My mattress is made of gypsy sluts” will be burned into my mind forever.
xssa annella said on 06.14.09 at 01:45 AM • [comment link]
freakin hilarious. ‘open the bathroom door for me! never mind i went on the floor’ had me laughing.
thsi was so funny, like the funniest thing i have ever seen. so funny.
Anony Miss said on 06.14.09 at 02:09 PM • [comment link]
I was one of the people who, upon seeing this, instantly wanted to send it to you but figured the rest of the world already had. Mullet with headlights, forsooth! It took me DAYS to get it out of my head, and I was in tears of laughter. Ditto the Meatloaf one…
Ah, life’s simple pleasures - mocking the 80’s (not that current videos make any more, um, sense).
Sam said on 06.15.09 at 10:15 AM • [comment link]
Dangling balls….metaphor?
Win and awesomesause is right.
Sam said on 06.15.09 at 10:35 AM • [comment link]
Course if they had sung this version (Every now and then I have to Fart” it’d be really cool too. But then I haven’t grown out of my potty humor love.
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bonnietyler7.shtml
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