Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

wow.  just, wow. 

The non-verbals on that last one were golden.  I could see the conflict…do I fight him? Or do I hump him into submission??

The first video- if his chest hadn’t been fish-belly white he might have had a chance.

The second video- reminded me of a live-action version of ‘Mortal Combat’ (the moves and sounds anyway). And I have to say I was impressed with the chick fighting though she had an arm in a sling.

Both were primo by the way.

I don’t think OSHA would be too happy about the factory (?) in the second clip.

:OR:

It’s all fun and games ‘til someone loses an eye!

(Thank you, I’m here all week)

“No remembrero how to say eleven….Au Revoir!”

SNORT!

For anybody who’s taken a semester or two of Spanish this. is. priceless! 

And for me, who tried to take French too, its just PERFECT!

In response to the spanish live song I bring a recommendation.  Three Trolls in a baggie did one in French (a deep political expression in song) using a french textbook.  :D

As I recall it was very funny.

The first was fabulous. I’m way too squeamish for the second…the hook…gack…nightmares tonight…

Nothing say rage like a “slow-mo” hit to the jaw

HWAH!!!
Love it. It’s like the free class demonstration at a McDojo.

Why would you oil yourself up only to then put on a dress shirt? Must be an ancient martial arts practice they didn’t teach at my dojang.

I think the female fighter is Cynthia Rothrick.  She really does martial arts (think world champ in some divisions back in the 80s.)  She did a bunch of the cheesy 80s action flicks.

First Semester of Spanish love song is PRICELESS! It’s one of my favorites - in fact, I could say it is a classic that every friend of mind must know in order to understand inside jokes.  Did you see the Second Semester one…?

Wow.  Just.  Wow.

points34 = I give 34 points to the guy who lost not one eye, but BOTH eyes in a homoerotic brawl.  That takes some serious talent.

Oh my goodness. That second one - it’s like Chuck Norris, Sly Stalone, and a really ugly cross dressing man got together to do a homosexual porno.

What? No comment about the mullettasticness of this video? Or was it only me that noticed they were both extreemly well-oiled underneath those shirts. Amazing it didn’t show through! And that back flip with one arm in a sling.  Wow.

Interesting video. I’ve never seen Ivy before. I like the style. I like to visit this blog. Lot’s of Interesting things are there.

WTFBBG was that second clip from?!?!?

Nothing wrong with copious man titty! Not one damn thing. Though I’m not sure I’ll ever watch a fight scene without seeing this in my head.  Thanks for that! :D

I can just picture in my mind…
[Fade to flashback]
Los Angeles, late at night. A young and hungry screenwriter is slaving over getting the climatic fight scene dialogue just right.

Hero: Hah! Yah! Hye-yah!
Villain: Ahh! Haaaaah! Yah, yah, yah!
Enter, stage right
Heroine: Ha! Ya! Ha! Ga! Ba! Cha!
Villain: AAaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!
Heroine: I’ll keep an eye out for you, Stingray.
Hero: Yeah. [awkward pause] See ya!

The screenwriter can just smell that Academy Award.

1st clip: So good I had to drunk email it to my co-worker.

2nd clip: I would almost swear that the fighter in the white shirt is also the evil-martial-artist-bad-guy from “Roadhouse”. Can anyone confirm this?

There is nothing much worse than a Cynthia Rothrock film.  I can’t believe how many of them I have been sucked into watching in spite of myself.  I knew that second video had to be one of her movies before she even made an appearance.  They have a certain look that is distinctive.
Spamword wish25, and I really don’t wish to be 25 again,  35 maybe, but not 25.

That second video… gak. Can we title it “Crouching Mullet, Crippled She-Male”? Maggie/Margaret, I second the nightmares—but not just because I’m squeamish.

I know someone already mentioned it, but you gals just have to see the 2nd semester! It has ERIK ESTRADA!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNuGKbwRudE

Erik “Ponchorello” Estrada!!!!

(I didn’t know that Erik actually officially became an officer. Apparently when he’s not acting he works on a task force to fight child porn. Dude’s my hero now.)

love it! and i saw the Second Semester of Spanish Love Song too. hehe. I took up Spanish in high school and I only learned the basic stuff. I’m just so happy that I understood most of the things that Spanish Mike is singing here. =)

The budget for the fight scene was so low that they could only afford two letters of dialogue, H & A.

The best fight scene of all time is the one in EASTERN PROMISES in which a naked Viggo Mortensen defeats two men armed with boxcutters.

LOL…when the chick grabs the towel and starts swinging it I thought for sure she was going to pop one of the boys in the butt with the Towel Snap of Death!!

What can I say? *sniff, sniff* I’m SPANISH… the first one… *shivering*