First Bosom Sighting!

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by SB Sarah | by SB Sarah | April 07, 2009 | Tuesday at 11:37 pm | 27 Comments

Lauren writes in with the first official photographed sighting of Beyond Heaving Bosoms. While it doesn’t qualify for our first official sighting in the wild habitat of a bookstore, it does qualify as the first official sighting.

However, the pictures are OMGHOLYCRAPNSFW and utterly hi-larious. If this is any indication of the Bosoms’ natural habitat, I might want to be my own book for awhile, if only to play with the little felt man. I wonder what his name is. I mean, what would you name a felt man like that?

Congrats, Lauren. Your photographic evidence of Bosom sighting wins you a prize: a leatherbound journal (oddly enough, with reflective strips on the outside, should you be writing in the dark, in traffic, I presume). Congrats!

Filed: Beyond Heaving Bosoms, General Bitching

Tagged: bosom hunting, beyond heaving bosoms

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Victoria Dahl said on 04.07.09 at 11:42 PM • [link]

Omg. Lauren, wtf is that?!
rebyj said on 04.07.09 at 11:42 PM • [link]

HAHAHA!!! Great pictures! lmao
Tammy said on 04.08.09 at 12:44 AM • [link]

SBs, will you be participating in the Literacy autographing event at RWA National this summer?
Christina said on 04.08.09 at 12:52 AM • [link]

Best. Pictures. Ever.
Lori said on 04.08.09 at 12:56 AM • [link]

That bedding is so wonderfully wrong that I want some for my very own. Where does one purchase such a thing? Is there some all gay Bed, Bath & Beyond that I don’t know about? If so, a few guys I know are in serious trouble for not telling me about it.
she reads said on 04.08.09 at 01:00 AM • [link]

I’ve seen that fabric (and other similar ‘hottie’ fabrics) at on-line fabric shops. Make your own hotness.

That doll though, oh my god yes that does deserve a prize. Who has such a thing? Where does a person find one?

That’s pure awesomeness.
theo said on 04.08.09 at 01:44 AM • [link]

*wiping up lemonade spewed all over laptop when picture finished loading*

You really need to put a spew warning on these things! ROFL!

word verify: wish49 I wish I had 49 of them. I’d hide them in the weirdest places…
sara said on 04.08.09 at 02:03 AM • [link]

Mine arrived today! YAAAAAAY! And I’m not even angry that it’s just 24 hours too late for SB Sarah to sign it. Next month, lady. I’m coming for you.
Teddypig said on 04.08.09 at 02:04 AM • [link]

Woody
ev said on 04.08.09 at 02:08 AM • [link]

Leave it to Teddypig to come up with the perfect name!

Mine isn’t here yet. Damn it.

However, I did stop in at my old Border’s today to see if they had it yet. It wasn’t on the computer as coming into the store- HOWEVER, they did order it!! Yeah for managers who listen!!
lustyreader said on 04.08.09 at 02:12 AM • [link]

the armpit hair is so realistic. the “artist” creating Woody-the-felt-man truly cared about their creation.
Cora said on 04.08.09 at 02:37 AM • [link]

I want the whole package. Book, bedsheet and doll.
Carin said on 04.08.09 at 02:49 AM • [link]

Woody

Yes. Woody. Absolutely. And imagine a whole room in that material… cafe curtains, throw pillows, perhaps a fleece lined robe? *snort*
Jessica G. said on 04.08.09 at 03:32 AM • [link]

I’m counting down the days it’ll be available for my Sony. If they don’t put it up, I’m gonna be cranky. Then probably buy the pbook version, sans excellent felt naked man.
Tinkerbon said on 04.08.09 at 03:48 AM • [link]

Umm. Harry?

[ducking & running for cover]
Reinegeekeh said on 04.08.09 at 03:50 AM • [link]

The look on my husband’s face (as he peeked over my shoulder) was priceless. Thank you!
krsylu said on 04.08.09 at 04:12 AM • [link]

I still have tears leaking. My husband studied the pic for a few seconds and said, “So that’s what? Gay pipe-cleaner man?”
SonomaLass said on 04.08.09 at 04:24 AM • [link]

My copy is in the greater Bay Area, but not yet at my house. Alas, my picture will not be first. And I’ll have to go some distance to beat Woody! (Great name, Teddypig. Count on you.)
Suze said on 04.08.09 at 05:42 AM • [link]

Fhil. I was gonna go for Phil, but that “h” needs to be, you know, exhtraneous.

Fhil Felt. A Feltie. Like a Selkie. Or maybe not…

I finally got my shipping notice today. If the Shipping Gods smile upon me, I’ll get it before the long weekend.
chlor said on 04.08.09 at 12:01 PM • [link]

Hilarious shot - btw - I sent a photo from the wild (well - compared to Lauren’s Felt Man it was a photo from the Tame) on Monday! I’ve been reading it every night! Love it
!
Shiloh Walker said on 04.08.09 at 01:51 PM • [link]

Ya know…you’re number one in movements and periods now.
Sam said on 04.08.09 at 02:12 PM • [link]

My copy shipped Monday and should arrice today or tomorrow. I’m reluctant to start any other books at this point because I know they will be tossed aside real fast.
teshara said on 04.08.09 at 03:45 PM • [link]

Todd.
Don’t ask me why…
theo said on 04.08.09 at 03:56 PM • [link]

Willie?
Tammy said on 04.08.09 at 05:30 PM • [link]

Wee Willie Winkie?
theo said on 04.08.09 at 06:09 PM • [link]

Do you think it’s winking though? Hard to tell…

:-P
Lindsay said on 04.09.09 at 02:58 AM • [link]

My package from Amazon arrived today with the two other books I ordered with Heaving Bosoms, but no luck yet. My fingers are crossed it will come in soon!