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Finally! Another Personal Ad Contest!
by Candy | November 17, 2006 | Friday at 11:40 pm | 47 CommentsYes yes, once again, ‘tis time for another Personal Ad contest, whereby the first commenter to guess the correct answers to the book title, author’s name and heroine’s name (REMEMBER THE HEROINE’S NAME FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY OR THE PRIZE WILL BE SNATCHED FROM THEE) will get a too-bitchin’-for-words Smart Bitch title.
SWF, daughter to a notorious female rake and aristocrat fallen on hard times, seeks steady, stodgy male to love and to comfort, in sickness and in health. Am not at all interested in tall, dashing, repressed musician types with a taste for danger and the challenge of seducing the unseduceable, and especially not if you’re impecunious and estranged from your father. No no no. Your blandishments will not work on me, not even if you corner me in the rose garden…or the maze…or my bedroom.
Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!


Kaite said on 11.18.06 at 12:01 AM
Not a clue on this one, but I might hunt it down and read it! Tall, dashing repressed musician types are just my cuppa. ;-)
Sarah F. said on 11.18.06 at 12:53 AM
Hell, I’ll give it a try: Princess Olympia St. Leger in Laura Kinsale’s “Seize the Fire”? I know that’s wrong, but it’s worth a shot.
Sarah F. said on 11.18.06 at 01:00 AM
OR Belinda Hamilton in Gaelen Foley’s “The Duke”?
Dammit! I know I’ve read this book. I can see the hero playing the piano! But I can’t remember which one! Argh!
We wants the title. We does, my precioussss.
Candy said on 11.18.06 at 01:04 AM
Here’s a little clue: The hero plays mostly the violin in the book.
It’s also one of my favorite romances.
sherryfair said on 11.18.06 at 01:21 AM
Grace Cheval in “His Every Kiss” by Laura Lee Guhrke.
It’s on my TBR pile.
Dylan Moore is the hero—his name sounds like a poet’s.
Angela H said on 11.18.06 at 01:31 AM
Delilah Desmond, The Devil’s Delilah by Loretta Chase
Candy said on 11.18.06 at 01:52 AM
sherryfair: Sorry, no dice. Well, it might fit the bill, too, because I haven’t read the Guhrke novel, but it’s not the one I had in mind.
Angela H: Jack Langdon was a dangerous, repressed, violin-playing type who enjoys seducing the unseduceable? Wha?
OK, time for clue number 2: This book was set in the Georgian era, not the Regency.
Angela H said on 11.18.06 at 01:55 AM
I know, I know. I haven’t actually read it. It was a complete guess because you said it was one of your favorites and I know you like L.C.
sherryfair said on 11.18.06 at 02:12 AM
That was just a shot in the dark, because I know there’s a musician in the Guhrke book—but after skimming it, I see it’s the heroine who plays the violin.
Ricki said on 11.18.06 at 02:26 AM
It’s not Gabrielle Le Couer of Betina Krahn’s A Perfect Mistress, is it? I can’t remember the music part, but the rest of the plot is similar.
Lisa said on 11.18.06 at 02:55 AM
Maybe Faith Merridew from Anne Gracie’s The Perfect Stranger?
Candy said on 11.18.06 at 03:53 AM
Non, non, non.
Another clue: This author has, as far as I know, stopped writing historical romance and has switched to writing women’s fiction, though lately she’s returned to writing some contemporary series romance.
Big freaking clue there, people.
Michelle said on 11.18.06 at 04:23 AM
Will someone please come up with the correct title so I can add this to my TBR list, it sounds pretty good
Jonquil said on 11.18.06 at 04:59 AM
Somebody please guess this book so I can go buy it!
Candy said on 11.18.06 at 05:01 AM
Aaaan another clue: The hero’s name is ranked right up there in my list of Stupid Romance Schticks That Needs To Die A Quick But Painful Death. Think diabolical, only kinda-not-really, and then pun on that in an excruciating manner for the title.
C’mon, people!
Adler said on 11.18.06 at 05:39 AM
*delurks*
Celia Penmaris from “The Tea Planter’s Bride” by Rosemary Rogers!
*relurks*
Adler said on 11.18.06 at 05:42 AM
Um. Actually I haven’t finished reading the book yet, and am suddenly unsure as to whether the hero (Grant Hamilton, whose name I don’t *think* is punned in the title, but maybe I’m being obtuse today) plays any musical instruments. I think he rides horses, but am fairly sure they don’t count.
Dammit.
Elle said on 11.18.06 at 06:18 AM
This is driving me crazy.
The description of the heroine sounds a lot like Amanda Amberley from Edith Layton’s “Lord of Dishonor”, but I don’t remember anything about the hero playing the violin and Layton is still writing historical fiction as far as I know.
Must. Stop. Obsessing.
Suisan said on 11.18.06 at 06:54 AM
This doesn’t fit most of the clues, but it is set in the Georgian period and it most obviously uses the word “devil” in it.
Next I’m trying a Georgian with “light” in the title, and then one with “wolf” in the title.
Although I’m sure I’ve read the personal ad one, but the violin is throwing me off.
OK, so the guess is:
Diana Westmount from Jo Beverley’s Devilish.
Again, only because it has devil in the title.
(Let’s see: Ranulf, Wolfscar, Lucien, hmmm.)
Suisan said on 11.18.06 at 07:21 AM
OK, strike the last guess.
I’m going with Lady Adriana St. Ives from Barbara Samuel’s The Black Angel.
Shooting in the dark, mostly, but at least I’m shooting.
(And Samuel fits a few more of the clues. I think.)
Cyndi said on 11.18.06 at 07:23 AM
The book is LADY OF DESIRE, by Gaelen Foley staring the Impetuous Lady Jacinda Knight as heroine and Earl of Rackford as the hero estranged from his father.
Do I win??
Amy E said on 11.18.06 at 07:23 AM
Fleur Monley, The Sinner by Madeline Hunter?
Elle said on 11.18.06 at 07:25 AM
I think that Suisan is getting very warm with her last guess, but I think that the hero’s name might actually be Lucien.
Sarah F. said on 11.18.06 at 07:36 AM
All my l33t Google skills will only get me:
Madeline ______ in Barbara Samuels’ “Lucien’s Fall.” But the hero is Lucien Harrow.
No one seems interested enough in the heroine to list her full name and Barbara Samuels has no website! Aargh. Not that I’ve read it or anything.
Sarah F. said on 11.18.06 at 07:44 AM
Okay, I lie like a dog. She has a website. Her name is Barbara Samuel (NO s on the end), and she doesn’t list anything about the book, so I still don’t know the heroine’s last name! Aargh.
Suisan said on 11.18.06 at 07:53 AM
godamn it sarah, I just came back to post the same thing.
Someone named Madeline, who falls for Lucien Harrrow, who’s a musician in Barbara Samuel’s Lucien’s Fall.
I’m NEVER going to get a title. Never, never, never.
discrete sobbing
Suisan said on 11.18.06 at 07:55 AM
(By the way, I hate Luciens in novels too.)
I think I have to go to bed before I hurt myself trying to win this thing.
Walk away, walk away, walk away.
Sarah F. said on 11.18.06 at 08:01 AM
Trust me, Suisan, the damn heroine’s name is NOT out there on the web. It’s listed variously as Madeleine or Madeliene or Madeline, but apparently, she doesn’t have a last name. So someone whose actually READ the book or at least OWNS it is going to have to get this. POUT.
And it was the Guhrke book I was thinking of earlier. Obviously. Not this one. Sigh. Although I promise I’ll buy it and read it and love it if it’ll get me a title!
Elle said on 11.18.06 at 08:11 AM
I know that there is a database that lists hero and heroine names linked to the title of the romance novel. Maybe Madeleine’s last name is listed there. I am not sure because I cannot remember how to get to the site (I think that I have it bookmarked on my computer at work .....)
I *really* shouldn’t be obsessing about this since I already have a coveted SB title of my own.
Carrie Lofty said on 11.18.06 at 08:59 AM
I’m just gutted because that Guhrke book sounds PAINFULLY close to the one I just finished. SHIT! At least the damn thing is not set in Austria… then we’re talking ritualistic suicide on my part.
Linda.H. said on 11.18.06 at 01:18 PM
I would lov eto give this a try *G*
Anne Rice - Violin?
Hugssss
Linda.H.
kate r said on 11.18.06 at 03:48 PM
lovelysalome,
Trust me, your book is different and better. (I haven’t read the other one, but I Just Know.)
No idea about the mystery book.
Susan said on 11.18.06 at 06:13 PM
Hi,
Lucien’s Fall by Barbara Samuel. The heroine is Lady Madeline Whitethorn and the hero is Lucien Harrow, Lord Esher (as he was introduced to Madeline) but the back blurb has him listed as Lord Lucien Esher.
Susan
Carrie Lofty said on 11.18.06 at 06:29 PM
kate r has spoken… and it was good.
(although it would comfort me to know you’d read the other one and STILL thought mine was better!)
Sarah F. said on 11.18.06 at 07:28 PM
*sob* Foiled by Google. Who woulda thought it?
Michelle said on 11.18.06 at 09:19 PM
Cool, paperbackswap had a copy that I quickly ordered.
Suisan said on 11.18.06 at 10:18 PM
Dedicated to professionalism at all times and also to displaying grace in defeat, I say, “Congratulations, Susan. That’s got to be correct.”
Slinking off to go quietly sob in a teacup. Lucien, Damien, Wolfscar, I should have gotten this. I’ll try to cheer myself up by reminding myself that at least I have a new oldie to add to the TBR pile. Sniff.
Lisa said on 11.18.06 at 10:23 PM
Brain like a sieve. I read this back in ‘96, have the book SOMEWHERE in my house, and can’t find it. and obviously, couldn’t remember the heroine’s full name.
Sarah F. said on 11.18.06 at 10:29 PM
Suisan’s much more gracious than I am. I’ve been pouting all day. I’ll never trust Google again!!! ::sob::
Ann Aguirre said on 11.18.06 at 10:36 PM
I wish paperback swap included Mexico. I’d gladly pay the postage to send my books, but I guess nobody else would.
Irisha said on 11.18.06 at 10:59 PM
Just a completely random guess: Lily by Patricia Gaffney? And the heroine’s name is, of course, Lily.
Candy said on 11.19.06 at 03:41 AM
Wow, Susan got it, with what looks like a significant assist from Sarah F. Congratulations, Susan. DAMN. That was a fun bout, eh, kids? And seriously, terrible hero name and clunky cliches aside (virtuous daughter attempts to live down rakish mama’s reputation! Hero sets out to sexx0r her, only to be hoist by his own petard!), this book will make you curl your toes, it’s so good. The secondary romance between the mother and Lucien’s best friend is also excellent—good enough that I wish more time and attention had been paid to it.
Keziah Hill said on 11.19.06 at 05:00 AM
Sounds great. Another book for my TBR pile.
Susan said on 11.19.06 at 05:10 AM
Did I win? I will gladly share my title with Sarah F. :)
From what I recall, Madeline’s last name is never really mentioned but she signs a letter at the end of the book with her full name.
It was a good read thus I have it on my keepers’ shelf :)
Sarah F. said on 11.19.06 at 06:36 AM
I’d be happy to be lesser nobility until I won in my own right. Congrats, Susan. Next time, dammit. Next time.
Devonna Wick said on 11.20.06 at 01:04 AM
Congratulations, Susan!
Susan K said on 11.20.06 at 09:36 PM
The description also fits reasonably well with “Lady Barbara’s Dilemma” by Marjorie Farrell, a book I enjoyed very much. Lady Barbara is 25 and unmarried and feeling somewhat adrift. In hopes of moving forward with her life, she becomes engaged to a handsome lord who clearly admires her and treats her well, only to find herself attracted to Alec Gower, a gifted violinist. A talented amateur pianist, Lady Barbara is confused by her feelings and unsure what to do, since Alec appears to be far beneath her on the social scale. As it turns out, he is estranged from his aristocratic family, who look down on his desire to devote himself to his music. One of the reasons I liked this book so much was that it was socially aware yet in what seems a realistic way—one of Lady Barbara’s friends and fellow music aficionados is a Jewish man, and the book doesn’t preach or make everyone sing Kumbaya, nor does it make those who can’t accept the friendship into Regency Nazis. It’s a shame Farrell is no longer writing, because she takes themes such as this and presents them more subtly and believably than many others. I also recommend her “Miss Ware’s Refusal”, a precursor to this book, for a poignant and romantic book about a hero blinded in the wars.
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