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by SB Sarah | December 27, 2007 | Thursday at 8:39 pm | 20 Comments

Here are my Amazon recommendations for today, based on my past purchases. Paranormal this that and the other thing… and?

The most gayest Ken doll ever, Barbie Ken Fantasy Tales Tea Party. I bet his partner is Prince Charming on Ice (a Smart Bitch favorite). And the jealous man in the love triangle? That’d be Prince Derek, who has a bit of a thing for shoes.

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  1. Teddy Pig said on 12.27.07 at 09:14 PM • [comment link]

    http://www.10percent.com/shopping_cart/products/index.cfm?product_id=101026

    Nope, My Tom Of Finland Rebel Doll would kick their collective… well, he would do something to those Ken Doll’s asses.

  2. spinsterwitch said on 12.27.07 at 10:02 PM • [comment link]

    Hey!  I’ve got the Rainbow Prince somewhere.  I think it’s in my trunk of things best forgotten.  But, Teddy Pig’s Tom of Finland will beat out every contender.

  3. Charlene said on 12.27.07 at 10:03 PM • [comment link]

    I loved the review on Derek that whined about how Derek’s skimpy pants made him look “obscene” when the doll was bent.

    Maybe I should rephrase that.

  4. Trish said on 12.27.07 at 10:15 PM • [comment link]

    My 3yo has been making me read The Dancing Princesses book every night for a month.  It’s horrible.  And I mistakenly rented the movie and the movie is 100 times worse than the book.

    Also, that is one expensive doll.

  5. Darlene Marshall said on 12.27.07 at 10:23 PM • [comment link]

    Teddy Pig wins the contest, hands down.

    Which conjures up an interesting image…

    This is the Barbie I want:

    http://www.amazon.com/2007-Pirate-Barbie-Collectible-Label/dp/B000UVHIS6/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1198783310&sr=1-1

    My best friend got me the Ken & Barbie Pirate Halloween set, and the first thing I did was switch out the hats so Barbie’s the captain.  I have my priorities straight.

  6. quizzabella said on 12.27.07 at 10:43 PM • [comment link]

    I absolutely love that you can add that doll to your wedding registry list.

  7. ArkansasCyndi said on 12.27.07 at 11:11 PM • [comment link]

    How come no one’s noted that The Tom Of Finland Rebel Doll features a ball-jointed and flexible penis!

    Given what the Ken doll “has”, surely he’d be interested in that! LOL

  8. CC said on 12.27.07 at 11:26 PM • [comment link]

    The ball-jointed penis is impressive, but I really like ” as well as interchangable hands, feet, and penis.” I’ve known a few men who would’ve been more fun if I could’ve found them a new penis

  9. Tina Anderson said on 12.27.07 at 11:31 PM • [comment link]

    Wow, at $70 bucks for that Finland Doll…I think I’ll improvise with my Barbie Generation Girl ‘Blaine’.  My Ken is a twink-hawk.

  10. Charlene said on 12.28.07 at 12:05 AM • [comment link]

    I mentioned this on a mailing list and someone reminded me of Earring Magic Ken, aka Cockring Ken. I think Fantasy Tales Tea Party has to take a back seat to this guy.

    http://www.manbehindthedoll.com/mbtd_earring.htm

  11. Julie Leto said on 12.28.07 at 12:12 AM • [comment link]

    Ahem…Derek only has a thing for shoes because he is a cobbler.  He only becomes a prince when he marries Barbie, er, Princess Annalise, the princess.  I liked the reversal of roles in this one!

    (Sorry Trish, I thought it was cute.  I guess my expectations were pretty low, though.)

  12. Freda said on 12.28.07 at 12:50 AM • [comment link]

    Sarah, you better hurry! There’s only 2 Ken Fantasy Tales Tea Party in stock!

  13. Georgie Lee said on 12.28.07 at 12:58 AM • [comment link]

    I wonder if this Ken will be a classic collector’s item. What is the resale value of a used prince?

  14. MamaNice said on 12.28.07 at 01:22 AM • [comment link]

    Oh we are in my world now. I have a 4 year old little girl who owns every one of these Barbie movies (yes, my fault for buying them for her). I was always a tomboy who didn’t play with Barbies so this is a new thing for me - but the girl loves em. In fact, we just bought Barbie Island Princess’ Prince Antonio this morning. It kind of creeps me out - because all these chicks and dudes look the same in each movie - like there is only one ideal form…happily my daughter doesn’t seem affected, so play on plastic princes of the universe!

  15. Aquariscies said on 12.28.07 at 01:29 AM • [comment link]

    I blame Barbie. Her and her ever expanding list of alter egos finally pushed Ken off the straight and narrow into the rainbow river if you catch my drift, and I think ya do.

  16. Marianne McA said on 12.28.07 at 01:47 AM • [comment link]

    At last, I’ve found a way to make my fortune! Prince Derek is for sale in my local toyshop for a more reasonable £6.99. I shall buy them all, then export…

  17. L.E. Bryce said on 12.28.07 at 02:54 AM • [comment link]

    Trish, you poor thing.  I’m surprised you’re not dead of a diabetic seizure from reading that saccharine thing.

  18. Brandi said on 12.28.07 at 04:54 AM • [comment link]

    The Tea Party Prince is effete, yes, but I don’t think he outgays the infamous Earring Magic Ken.

  19. Brandi said on 12.28.07 at 04:56 AM • [comment link]

    Well damn me, how did I miss Charlene’s comment up there? Sorry about that.

  20. Sara said on 01.03.08 at 02:45 AM • [comment link]

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