Bitchin' Blog Posts
From Zoe Archer, a link that proves that two forms of wrong do not ever make it right.
Behold, an erect monument (heh) to anyone who really, really wanted the full Edward experience. A dildo that SPARKLES ... AND you can put it in the freezer. Not only did TantusInc come up with (heh) a sparkly peen vibrator, but they updated it for those whose tastes run cold:
Updated by popular request… Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.
Oh. Dear. Lord. It gets worse: you can be shadow stalked around your bedroom, too.
What’s next? (Don’t answer that).