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Have a look at this festive tree. Go on, gaze up on it.
For today’s giveaway, we can ponder this beautiful image and get creative. What better way to be inspired than by 9’ Pre-Lit White Crystal Pine Upside Down Artificial Christmas Tree. And as you gaze upon the inverted, perhaps subverted, wonder, ask yourself this burning, delightful question:
What Christmas carols would have been written had all trees looked like 92-pound $800.00 upside-down white-frosted vaginas?
Because this is CLEARLY a case for a ding dong merrily on high.
Leave your suggestion, your parody, or your suggestive carol goodness in the comments during the next 24 hours, and winner gets NOT that tree. No, I wouldn’t do that. The horror! The winner will get a $50 gift certificate to Amazon.com, suitable for purchasing many, many joyful things.
[Thanks to Iron Lesbian #2 for the link].