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It’s time we had some more fun with Photoshop, right? I mean, it’s been awhile since we’ve Gone Too Far!
So! Behold: the Smart Bitch Inspirational Cover Art Contest.
Verily, you taketh the image below, or another image of the Adam & Eve diorama at the Creation Museum in Kentucky, and you maketh a Inspirational Romance cover out of it.
Title of your choosing, author name of your choosing - and oh, the blurb of your choosing. Just make sure that uber mantitty Adam and strategically-placed-hair-over-her-breasts-omg-think-of-the-children Eve are on the cover.
Winners get a $25 gift certificate to Amazon, a Smart Bitch Title, and if you want, a nightlight in the shape of Jesus. He’s iridescent. Yes, I am absolutely sure Jesus was and is iridescent. I hath seen it with my own eyes.
Go forth in peace to love and serve the Lord, by which we mean the Man-titty.
EDITED TO ADD: And behold, a two-part contest! Let we rely to heavily on the power of the Photoshop, once we select the winner, a cover copy writing contest will follow. Stay tuned!
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