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Corpse Flower - The Giveaway!
by SB Sarah | February 04, 2009 | Wednesday at 11:00 am | 105 Comments
No, I’m not actually giving away a corpse flower, though I’ve got four cats and an elderly dog, not to mention two boys under 4, so I’ve got no shortage of stanky options, should you desire odoriferous prizes.
But this here is not at ALL a stinky giveaway. Lauren Willig’s new book, The Temptation of the Night Jasmine debuted at #19 on the New York Times Bestseller list this week, and she and her publisher have offered a rather spiffy prize to celebrate.
Four lucky readers will win a hardcover copy of The Temptation of the Night Jasmine. One lucky winner will win the grand prize: a complete set of all five books in the Pink Carnation series.
All you have to do is come up with the #1 Most Rejected Title for Willig’s next book. The first book was titled The Secret History of the Pink Carnation. The second: The Masque of the Black Tulip. The naming scheme continues for the rest of the series.
Rejected titles should follow the format, and be as hilariously bad as possible. My suggestions: “Suspicion of the Swamp Blossom” or “Defection of the Coffin Flower.” “Gravitas of the Poison Sumac.” Or, if Willig makes the jump to historical erotica, “The Lotus Blossom’s Lotus Blossom.”
Comments are live for 24 hours - so ready, set, and grab your corpse blossom. Winners will be announced Friday 6 February.
Filed: General Bitching, Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
Tagged: lauren willig, history, erotica, cats
Larnsturt said on 02.04.09 at 11:33 AM • [comment link]
How about The Seizing of the Sneezweed?
The Calling of the Cockscomb?
The Siren Song of Sweet Peas?
Or my favorite, The Mugwort Conundrum.
Nixy Valentine said on 02.04.09 at 12:36 PM • [comment link]
The Inveiglement of the Ixia (Alliterates better than “African Corn Lily”)
The Snare of the Venus Fly Trap
The Bating of the Baby’s Breath
The Scent of the Golden Shower Orchid
ms bookjunkie said on 02.04.09 at 12:41 PM • [comment link]
The Inhaling of the Smoked Weed
The Hallucinations from the Nightshade
The Delirium of the Thorn Apple
The Washing of the Bottlebrush
The Deflation of the Balloon Flower
The Depths of the Blue Throatwort
Perforce said on 02.04.09 at 01:04 PM • [comment link]
The Rapture of the Fleshy Clapdaisy
The Temptation of the Bulbous Yam
The Treachery of the Hairy Crabweed
ms bookjunkie said on 02.04.09 at 01:06 PM • [comment link]
The Ringing of the Canterbury Bells
The Rise of the Feverfew
The Deflowering of the Flowering Cherry
The Coming Out of the Gay Feather
The Gilding of the Golden Rod
The Watering of the Golden Shower Orchid
The Insertion of the Red-Hot Poker
The Scratching of the Scabious
The Unveiling of the Snake Head
The Unsheathing of the Sword Lily
The Prick of the Thistle
The Snapping of the Turtle Head
Charmaine Ong said on 02.04.09 at 01:28 PM • [comment link]
The Rancid Rantings of a Recalcitrant Rafflesia
The Many Musings of a Moon Blossom
Daring Deeds of the Devious Daffodil
Wonderous Wanderings of the Wilting Wisteria
Summer Sonnets of the Shimmering Sunflower
Opulent Orations from the Ornery Orchids
Tempting the Tumultuous Tiger Lily
The Vigor of the Vain Verbascum
The Mansions of the Motioning Morning Glory.
The Naughty Notions of a Nemophilia
Michelle said on 02.04.09 at 01:32 PM • [comment link]
The Dew on The Stamen (The cover is one little bead of milky dew on the tip of a flower.)
The Temptation of the Tulips.
The Contagion of the Clematis.
The Allure of My Butterfly Bush
The Pollination of My Rosebud
The Breaching of My Fairy Ring
dizmo said on 02.04.09 at 02:38 PM • [comment link]
The Irritating Recurrence of the Dandelion
The Overhead Compartment of the Carrion Flower
The Proud Display of the Morning Glory
The Dark Designs of the White Gardenia
The Shadowy Motives of the Sunflower.
Pam P said on 02.04.09 at 02:43 PM • [comment link]
The Deflowering of the Dainty Daffodil
The Fornication of the French Marigold
Mayhem and Mishap at the Core of the Musk Rose
Miranda said on 02.04.09 at 02:43 PM • [comment link]
The Brooding Ennui of the Zinnia
The Frayed Instep of the Lady’s Slipper
The Irritability of the Pitcher Plant
Lindz said on 02.04.09 at 02:57 PM • [comment link]
The Shrimping of the Lady’s Slipper
The Cliche of a Dozen Roses
The Demasculinization by a Venus Fly Trap
The Raging of the Ragweed
The Curdling of the Crysathemum
The Fopping of the Pansy
The Sowing of the Wild Oats
Midknyt said on 02.04.09 at 03:22 PM • [comment link]
The Discord of the Broom Rape
The Incompetence of the Bladder Senna
The Conundrum of the Touch-me-not
The Waxing Poetic of the Hair Moss
The Prohibition of the Chasteberry
The Quandary of the Virgin’s Bower
The Naïveté of the Narcissus
The Taming of the Enchanter’s Nightshade
The Reticence of the Wallflower
The Alliteration of the Asian Alocasia amazonica
Lorelie said on 02.04.09 at 03:40 PM • [comment link]
The Basting of the Bella Donna
Jean Poole said on 02.04.09 at 04:10 PM • [comment link]
The Poisonous Passion of Amanita Phalloides
Elizabeth Wadsworth said on 02.04.09 at 04:20 PM • [comment link]
The Rape of the Rapeseed
The Knotty Problem of the Knotweed
The Bier of the Hops
The Call of the Kudzu
The Flatulence of the Windflower
The Universe of the Cosmos
The One-Two Punch of the Knockout Rose
The Sheep in the Phlox
(I’ll think of more once I’ve had my coffee)
Eunice said on 02.04.09 at 04:40 PM • [comment link]
The Lingering Touch of the Poison Ivy
The Revenge of the Black Eyed Susan
The Addlement of the Edelweiss
The Defrocking of the Monkshood
The Amnesia of the Forget Me Not
The Removal of the Slipper Wort
The Aroma of the Titan Arum
That’s as good as you’re getting this early in the morning. Whew!
AR said on 02.04.09 at 04:58 PM • [comment link]
The Mane of the Dandelion
The Miasmatic Meal of the Venus Fly Trap
Ouch, this is hard!
Keira said on 02.04.09 at 05:01 PM • [comment link]
I pulled out my guide to the Language of Victorian Flowers and here we go (using meaning and flower in each title):
The Promise of the Little Prune Tree
The Calla Lily’s Magnificent Beauty
The Grace of Yellow Jasmine
Humility for Broom
The Friendship of Geranium
The Dangerous Pleasure of Tuberose
Ophrys Fly’s Big Mistake
The Innocence of Freesia
KatherineB said on 02.04.09 at 05:16 PM • [comment link]
The Rapacity of the Crimson Callistemon
The Versatile Tedium of the Rose
The Insalubrious Emanation of the Skunk Cabbage
The Protuberence of the Amaryllis
The Exuberant Discharge of the Jewelweed
The Palpable Fleece of the Cattail
The Ambiguous Sapidity of the Hibiscus
The Conspicuous Boisterousness of the Nasturtium
Okay, I’m tapped out.
Chance35 - well whaddya know? My age exactly? What are the chances?
SB Sarah said on 02.04.09 at 05:17 PM • [comment link]
Sounds like a new Horticultural line of Harlequins, only minus the secret baby and the botanist tycoon.
Jean Poole said on 02.04.09 at 05:17 PM • [comment link]
Popping the Batchelors Buttons
LoriSusan said on 02.04.09 at 05:26 PM • [comment link]
The stink of the sunflower.
Dahlia’s Daring Defecation.
In Ur Ass, Saving Ur Lilly. (The Smart Bitches Version).
Elizabeth Wadsworth said on 02.04.09 at 05:34 PM • [comment link]
The Saxophone of the Saxifrage
The Lascivious Lives of the Leopard Lily
The Downward Spiral of the Spirea
The Artless Art of the Artemisia
The Gallimaufry of the Gaillardia
The Wretched Retching of the Vetch
The Loose Morals of the Loostrife
Aid and Advice from the Edelweiss
Catching Flak from the Flax
Mulling Over the Mullein
Marianne McA said on 02.04.09 at 05:34 PM • [comment link]
The Clandestine Chronicle of Crotch-joy.
(Horticultural factoid: ‘crotch-joy’ is another colloquial name for what we call ‘robin-run-the-hedge’ in N. Ireland.)
SB Sarah said on 02.04.09 at 05:37 PM • [comment link]
Crotch-Joy. Yet another reason I need to go to Ireland. Stat.
LoriSusan said on 02.04.09 at 05:44 PM • [comment link]
I was just getting ready to leave for work and thought: As she stroked his love stamen, her own petals were moist with dew….I’ll probably be sitting at my desk with a silly grin all morning thinking horticulture-love.
Lady T said on 02.04.09 at 06:13 PM • [comment link]
I’ve read a couple of these books,so perhaps I may have an advantage here:
The Purloining of the Purple Rose
The Hamstringing of the Spotted Lady’s Slipper
The Ovulation of the White Oleander
The Furious Fumbling of the Foxglove
The Molesting of the Monkey flower(it’s a real flower,from Newcastle-upon-Tyne,I swear!)
The Cuckolding of the Cuckoo Flower
Then again,maybe my advantage is not as great as I presume:)
Silver James said on 02.04.09 at 06:15 PM • [comment link]
I’m not even going to attempt this! Way too many gigglesnort worthy entries as is.
My word? placed11 Nope. I would place far lower than 11th.
Sabrina said on 02.04.09 at 06:17 PM • [comment link]
My contribution…
The Parting of the Lilly-of-the-Valley
Kiss of the Tulips (Tu-Lips)
The Secret Moisture of the Water-Lilly
Courtney said on 02.04.09 at 07:03 PM • [comment link]
The Reticence of the Ragweed
The Frustration of the Fuschia Fuschia
The Reluctance of the Snapdragon
Vanessa said on 02.04.09 at 07:11 PM • [comment link]
The Scratching of the Fleabane
Snow on the Roof Iris
The Steaming of the Gas Plant
The Midnight Cutting of the Monkshood
The Clap of the Venus Fly Trap
Katie said on 02.04.09 at 07:15 PM • [comment link]
The Wilting of the Kings Spear
The Wind of the Hog Bean*
The Disingenuousness of the Shamrock
The Homonym of the Sunflower
*I swear I’m not making that up, it’s another name for Henbane
Joy said on 02.04.09 at 07:19 PM • [comment link]
Deflowering of the Delicate Daisy…
Mooning over the Marigold
Ch said on 02.04.09 at 07:25 PM • [comment link]
The outing of the pansy
A whisper of baby’s breath
The mystery in the wisteria
The remembrance of forget-me-not
The pruning of the rose bush
The plucking of the rosebud
A rondeau of rose hips
The fortnight of love-lies-bleeding
The lure of the prince’s feather
Jenyfer Matthews said on 02.04.09 at 07:39 PM • [comment link]
The Undoing Queen Anne’s Lace
The Unnatural Curiosity of the Coneflower
The Secret Life of Jack-in-the-Pulpit
Theresa Meyers said on 02.04.09 at 07:40 PM • [comment link]
Ooh, ooh, the florist in me cometh forth with the weird flowers…
The Addiling Allure of the Antherium (that’s the big red, waxy,heart-shaped flower from Hawaii, with the prominent stamen…we called them penis plants at the shop)
The Lusty Lament of the Liatrus (that’s the funny looking long purple bottle brush looking flower you sometimes see in arrangements also called Gayfeather or Blazing Star)
http://www.extension.colostate.edu/4DMG/Flowers/Perenls/liatrus1.htm
The Prickly Proposal of the Pincushion Protea (have you ever seen those flowers that look like they come from another planet and have somehow been crossed genetically with a porcupine? That’s them. Also known as…sugarbushes) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Protea
Jenyfer Matthews said on 02.04.09 at 07:40 PM • [comment link]
That should have been
The Undoing OF Queen Anne’s Lace…
rebyj said on 02.04.09 at 07:55 PM • [comment link]
The Happy Anthurium
Jackie said on 02.04.09 at 07:56 PM • [comment link]
The titles are great so far!
The Alluring Augmentation of the Amorphophallus Titanum
Rashmi @ A Book Blogger's Diary said on 02.04.09 at 08:01 PM • [comment link]
Terror of the Terrifically Tawdry Theodore
The last Bastion of the Beastly Basques
The Dastardly Dreams of Demonic Denizens
The Secret and Shameless Shard of the Woman
The Closely Hidden Cold Sparks of Rebellion
The Lascivious Lamentations of the Libelous Libations
Braving the Brimming Bridge of the Mage
Enchanting the Elegant Elemental Sword
BethanyA said on 02.04.09 at 08:28 PM • [comment link]
The Willing Restraint of the Ramping Fumitory
The I-Can’t-Believe-He-Never-Called Sheer Nerve of the Bastard Toadflax
The Suggestive Stroking of the Lady-of-The-Night
The Kids-Are-At-My-Mother’s Glee of the Go-To-Bed-At-Noon
The Unexpected Appearance of the Pinus Ponderosa
The Wonderous Waft of the Cheese Bush
Cori said on 02.04.09 at 08:29 PM • [comment link]
Oh, I never do these things but I couldn’t resist!
The Web of the Spider Plant
The Lure of Venus’ Flytrap
or
The Waxen Indian Pipe (this one takes place in the Colonies)
Susan said on 02.04.09 at 08:31 PM • [comment link]
The androgyny of the ananas nanas
The anonymity of the ananas comosus.
Dorilys said on 02.04.09 at 08:43 PM • [comment link]
The Discovery of the Stink Rose
The Deflowering of the Red Orchid
Danny said on 02.04.09 at 08:59 PM • [comment link]
The Cynicism of the Jaundiced Taraxacum, says I
Eunice said on 02.04.09 at 09:22 PM • [comment link]
Okay, one more and I’m done. Ready?
The Tiptoeing of the Tulips
*boo* *hiss*
Tamara said on 02.04.09 at 09:22 PM • [comment link]
The Disappointment of the Wormwood.
Leslie H said on 02.04.09 at 09:23 PM • [comment link]
The Seduction of Betty Prior
(Betty Prior is a pink rose from the 1030’s)
Secretion of the Passion Flower
(Passiflora coccinea and yes they really do.)
Security word “Method69” Lol
Estelle Chauvelin said on 02.04.09 at 09:32 PM • [comment link]
The Secret of the Stinkhorn Fungus
As a bonus, the scientific name of the Stinkhorn Fungus is Phallus Impudicus.
Karen said on 02.04.09 at 09:41 PM • [comment link]
The Deflowering of the Tulipe Vierge.
The Spanking of the Amorphophallus Titanium
(real flower name that’s Latin for shapeless-penis huge) teehee!
The Lashing of the Devil’s Tongue
(another name for the lovely Amorphophallus Titanium)
The Prick of the Thistle
The Blowing of the Trumpet Flower
The Shackling of the Red Cockscomb
Jessica Sturm said on 02.04.09 at 09:47 PM • [comment link]
The Perplexity of the Apoplectic Peony
The Rumo(u)r of the Rancid Rosebud
The Traffic Ticket of the Terrific Tigerlily
The Irritation of the Imaginative Ivy
The Reproduction of the Redoubtable Rhododendron
The Halitosis of the Hanging Hydrangea
The Necrophilia of the Nervous Narcissus
Jessica Sturm said on 02.04.09 at 09:53 PM • [comment link]
OK, thought of some more:
The Ganglia of the Gleeful Gladiolus
The Deception of the Dastardly Daffodil (or Dandelion)
The Vengeance of the Vexing Violet
The License of the Lying Lilac
(I’m having office hours and I’m bored, can you tell?)
Maya M. said on 02.04.09 at 09:57 PM • [comment link]
These are so great! How will Ms. Willig possibly choose between traffic tickest & halitosis, androgyny & tiptoeing, etc. etc. etc.
In the face of so much creativity and with zero floral knowledge I can safely give up all hope and just be silly. I would dearly love to read a story entitled:
The Secret Pink History of the Black Masque which deceived the Emerald into Crimson Seduction by means of Nocturnal Temptation of a Generic Blade of Grass
Kalen Hughes said on 02.04.09 at 10:02 PM • [comment link]
Ya’ll are killing me. I’m not playing, but man am I amused. Thank you SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!
Elizabeth Wadsworth said on 02.04.09 at 10:13 PM • [comment link]
OK, just a few more:
The Passing of the Passiflora
The Serious Moonlight of the Night-Blooming Cereus
The Defrocking of Jack-In-The-Pulpit
Maureen said on 02.04.09 at 10:31 PM • [comment link]
The Adoration of the Almighty Aloe
The Wonderfulness of Wormwood
The Perfection of the Prickly Cactus
Lovecow2000 said on 02.04.09 at 10:44 PM • [comment link]
The Schadenfreude of the Narcissus
The Eruption of the Poison Sumac
The Lesion of the Leprous Lily
The Paradox of the Pussy-Willow
I love Lauren’s books and have been a fan since the Secret History of the Pink Carnation came out. :) Yay! February is shaping up to be a great month for reading.
AngelB said on 02.04.09 at 10:49 PM • [comment link]
Catching Up with the Mustard Seed
The Relishing of the Yellow Mustard
Meredith A said on 02.04.09 at 10:52 PM • [comment link]
Oh this is the sort of game I can get into! I love the other suggestions above!
The Corpulence of the Tuberrose
The Temulence of the Oregon Grape
The Turpitude of the Woody Nightshade
The Rashness of the Poison Oak
megalith said on 02.04.09 at 11:02 PM • [comment link]
The Lure of the Stink Weed
BTW, love Willig’s series. I’m so happy to know she’s got a new one out.
BrutallyHonestBabes said on 02.04.09 at 11:07 PM • [comment link]
The Depantsing of the African Moon
The Cramps of the Bleeding Heartwine aka Where the F is my Vicodin?
You Chrysanthemum, You Brought Him
The Torrent of the Golden Shower
The Wood of the Morning Glory
megalith said on 02.04.09 at 11:13 PM • [comment link]
You know, I’m not sure stinkweed blossoms, so how about this:
The Paradox of the Pansy
megalith said on 02.04.09 at 11:31 PM • [comment link]
Okay, last one:
The Infiltration of the Impatiens
joykenn said on 02.04.09 at 11:35 PM • [comment link]
The hanging of the witch hazel
The ringing of coral bells
The lighting of the torch lily
The mystery of the maltese cross
The dawn of Ozark sundrops
And YES these are all actual flowering plants.
Nikki said on 02.04.09 at 11:36 PM • [comment link]
The illegitimate tendencies of the Bastard Toadflax
Mari Miller-Lamb said on 02.04.09 at 11:48 PM • [comment link]
“The Conundrum of the Cock-Like Crocus”
“The Vexation of the Vaginal Violet.”
The Vexing of the Virgin Violet
The Conundrum of the Concupiscent Calla-Lillies.”
Erin Hosley said on 02.05.09 at 12:27 AM • [comment link]
Okay, here are my lame attempts…
Gingerly Following the Dastardly Deeds of the Wild Ginger.
The Capture(Rapture) of the Wandering Blue Lobelia.
The Crenelation of the Purple Coneflower.
The Tempering of the Fiery Firethorn.
The Entanglement of the Blue Monkey Flower.
The Plucking of the Twined Barberry.
Scaling the Ramparts of the Guarded Barrenwort.
Lucinda Betts said on 02.05.09 at 12:34 AM • [comment link]
The Itching of the Poison Ivy
Lucinda Betts said on 02.05.09 at 12:36 AM • [comment link]
The Penetration of the Purple Plumaria
Janis said on 02.05.09 at 01:04 AM • [comment link]
The Titillating Tale of the Tenacious Tea Olive
Kaetrin said on 02.05.09 at 01:17 AM • [comment link]
The Stupendous Stamina of the Shepherd’s Scabious Stamen.
(There apparently really is a flower called the Shepherd’s Scabious (Jasione laevis)... go figure!
Marie said on 02.05.09 at 01:30 AM • [comment link]
The Deflowering of the Passionate Peony
The Lingering Desire of Honeysuckle
The Secret Seduction of the Scarlet Pimpernel
The Romancing of the Dewy Rosebud
eaeaea said on 02.05.09 at 01:53 AM • [comment link]
The Self-pollination of the Ghost Orchid
The Climax of the Jewel Orchid
Love orchids…!
Elizabeth Wadsworth said on 02.05.09 at 02:20 AM • [comment link]
And since nobody has said it, I guess I’ll have to:
In ur Aster, savin ur life!
Linda said on 02.05.09 at 02:28 AM • [comment link]
The Haunting of the Deadly Nightshade
The Pulchritudinous Pleasure of the Phaelenopsis
The Swooning of the Sea Pink
The Hot-Fleshed Fancies of the Calla Lily
ooh, this is fun!
Catherine said on 02.05.09 at 02:29 AM • [comment link]
The cat’s paw of the kangaroo paw
The sniggering of the snakeweed
The posterior placement of the pineapple
The virile vengeance of the vinca vine
Ahlison said on 02.05.09 at 03:03 AM • [comment link]
Betrayal of the Bastard Toadflax
Intertwining of the Hairy Beardtongue and Broad Dock
Sting of the Viper’s Bugloss
jude said on 02.05.09 at 03:03 AM • [comment link]
The Seizing of the Bindweed
faith said on 02.05.09 at 03:08 AM • [comment link]
How about “The Defiant Gesture of the Devilish Daffodil” or “The Dastardly Affair of the Artful Amaryllis” or “The Perfection of the Perfunctory Poinsettia” or “The Case of the Deceptive Dogwood.” Not sure if that last one is a tree or a flower (not to mention how it sounds like the title of a Nancy Drew book), but then again that could make it all the more fun for spies. I could go on but these are getting quite bad.
Mandi said on 02.05.09 at 03:15 AM • [comment link]
Seducing the Snap Dragon
The Beating of my Bleeding Heart
Deception and My Love-Lies-Bleeding
Franziska said on 02.05.09 at 03:35 AM • [comment link]
There once was a lady in Nantucket,
who kept all her flowers in a bucket.
But then she said “Oh noes”
“I should use them for my prose”
And so all her future titles were ... doomed to have floral titles
The depths of the blue algae
The secret of the pansy
The veil of the belladonna
Franziska said on 02.05.09 at 04:23 AM • [comment link]
Darn it:
The secret of the purple pansy
The veil of the yellow belladonna
You can tee, that I have a screaming
baby to take care of
CantateForever said on 02.05.09 at 04:39 AM • [comment link]
The Narcissism of the Narcissus
The Dangling of the Dandelion
The Robust Repartee of the Rhododendron
The Cry of the Calla Lily
The Bulb of the Orchid
The Philandering Posy
Elizabeth said on 02.05.09 at 04:51 AM • [comment link]
The Ruthless Declawing of the Great Tiger Lily
The Corruption of the Reluctant Primrose (I’m surprised with all these entries no one came across the obvious primrose path so I’ll throw it in)
The Garroting of the Gregarious Gardenia
Can’t believe I’m actually submitting these, but what have I got to loose!
Ashley said on 02.05.09 at 05:00 AM • [comment link]
The Derogatory Remarks of the Boxed Tulip
the Turgidity of the Begonia
The Orgy of the Rosebush
The secret diary of the forget-me-not
did I win?
Carolyn said on 02.05.09 at 05:07 AM • [comment link]
The Journey of the Jewelweed
The Calamitous Case of the Canary Creeper
The Drooping Dandelion of Devonshire
The Love Language of the Loquacious Lily
J said on 02.05.09 at 05:31 AM • [comment link]
The Embrace of the Lonely Thistle
The Adventures of the Creeping Jenny
The Dreams of the Enchanted Snowdrop
The Whimsical Witch Hazel
Lisa Richards said on 02.05.09 at 05:31 AM • [comment link]
The Problem of the Red Hot Poke Her(Poker)
The Coming of the Red Hot Poker
JD said on 02.05.09 at 06:17 AM • [comment link]
The Cremation of the Corpse Lily
The Death of the Resurrection Fern
The Liposuction of the Zoftig Zinnia
The Torture of the Toothache Plant
The Plague of the Rat Tail Radish
The Attack of the Zombie Amaryllis
The Fumble of the Football Mum
The Biting of the Dragon Tongue
The Perversion of the Piggy-Back Plant
The Streaking of the Naked Ladies
Camille said on 02.05.09 at 06:31 AM • [comment link]
The Horrific Hellious Chicanery of the Heliamphora Chimantensis.
Moth said on 02.05.09 at 06:52 AM • [comment link]
The Violent Urges of Violets
The Concupiscence of the Corn Flower
Mel said on 02.05.09 at 07:11 AM • [comment link]
The Pulchritudinous Lure of the Perfidious Pansy
Amanda Murphy said on 02.05.09 at 07:29 AM • [comment link]
I love all of these titles! Here we go:
The Raunchy Rompings of the Ruddy Rose
The Gentle Prodding of the Petulant Geranium
Ryanne said on 02.05.09 at 07:37 AM • [comment link]
The Prickly Persona of the Dastardly Thistle
Reminiscence of the Forget-me-not
The Bleak Winter of the Spring Beauty
Longing for Wisteria
Cryptic Secrets of the Moonflower
Enigmatic Amaryllis
Beth said on 02.05.09 at 07:39 AM • [comment link]
The Last Wish of the Unwatered Houseplant*
The Hidden Rage of the Peace Lily
The Spider Plant’s Secret Baby
*obviously not at all based on what I see before me.
Tabatha Basham said on 02.05.09 at 07:59 AM • [comment link]
The Soiling of Black Bryont
The Thrust of Goldenrod
The Bending of Nosegay
The Parting of the Primrose
The Open Season of Her Venus Flytrap
(I thought I would have atleast one less not focused on sex. Not sure if I did a good job. :D)
Liz said on 02.05.09 at 08:01 AM • [comment link]
The Fondling of the Foxgloves (alternatively, Fondling With Foxgloves, which could almost be a how-to book)
The Animosity of the Aloe Vera
The Oracle of the Ficus
The Ghastly Revelation of the Elephant Ear
The Conjugations of the Camphor Tree
The Treason of the Judas Jasmine
The Dogwoods of the Magnolia (I don’t even know)
The Phallic Imagery of the Indian Paintbrush
Laura said on 02.05.09 at 08:13 AM • [comment link]
The Presumption of the Precocious Peppermint
~lAUra
Laura said on 02.05.09 at 08:31 AM • [comment link]
The Trials of the Tenacious Tiger Lily
The Loves of the Luscious Lotus
~lAUra
Miss Eliza said on 02.05.09 at 08:41 AM • [comment link]
Licentious Liliaceae
Miss Eliza said on 02.05.09 at 09:00 AM • [comment link]
Ok, so it helps that my best friend is a total plant freak (yeah for Matt), and apparently I’m just really good an remembering funny plants he’s told me about…
Amorous Amorphophallus
Assiduous Allspice
The Bosomy Baboon Flower
Pruning the Bishops Weed
Spreading the Butterwort
The Britches of the Buttonbush
Nourishing the Honeysuckle
Miss Eliza said on 02.05.09 at 09:05 AM • [comment link]
The Demanding Dame’s Rocket
The False Indigo Imbroglio
Waxing the Desert Candle
Polishing the Devilswood
Drowning the Doll’s Eyes
Smoking the Dutchman’s Pipe
SB said on 02.05.09 at 10:21 AM • [comment link]
The Secret Longing of the Scarlet Gilia
The Strange Mutation of Franklin’s Sandwort
The Trashy Bitching of the Smart Weed
The Gentile Cleansing of the Bladder Pod
The Imminent Rupture of the Achnatherum hymenoides
The Grinding of the Jagged Chickweed
The Sweet Prickling of the Bushy Peavine
SB said on 02.05.09 at 10:39 AM • [comment link]
oops! I meant to say “The Peculiar Prickling of the Bushy Peavine”...but I guess sweet works too!
SBH said on 02.05.09 at 10:50 AM • [comment link]
The Ravenous Courtship of the Medusahead Rye
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