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Coronation ceremony for SandyO!
by Candy | June 21, 2006 | Wednesday at 5:29 am | 9 CommentsWoohoo, finally, the coronation ceremony for Sandy, for guessing the correct answers to last Friday’s personal ad contest. Kneel, Sandy, and I hope you’re not allergic to seafood, for we Smart Bitches dub thee:
Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!
SandyO said on 06.21.06 at 02:55 PM
I am honored. I think. ;)
lovelysalome said on 06.21.06 at 04:02 PM
Like all things in French: sounds great, but best not to know what it means! Congrats!
Baroness Huntinne-Muffine
Suisan said on 06.21.06 at 06:48 PM
barbered/shaved smooth clam?
Wow, you Bitches are really working hard for these titles?
Is there a list anywhere on site of the peerage so far? Or it is hunt-n-peck through the want-ads. (Call me lazy.)
Darlene Marshall said on 06.21.06 at 11:15 PM
Congratulations, your ladyship. Wear your title with pride….and some soothing lotion.
Darlene, Duchess Twitterpants
Beth said on 06.22.06 at 02:33 AM
Do you know how unseemly it is to snort-laugh at the French translation of “bearded clam” while at my desk at work? Because there was a mortified blush happening at the same time (I was raised Catholic and Conflicted) so it was pretty noticable. And pretty damn hard to explain.
And YAY Sandy!
Candy said on 06.22.06 at 08:27 PM
Suisan and Darlene: Shaved Clam would’ve been translated as “Palourde Rasée.” Beth had it right.
But now I have a new idea for a noble title. Whee!
Suisan said on 06.22.06 at 09:59 PM
Yeah, I got confused because palourde is translated in the culinary world as “smooth clam” (I think as opposed to razor clam, but now I can’t find the Larrousse. Is razor clam couteau?)
Anyway, palourde sent me on the smooth/shaved train. Dim bulb. Sorry.
Mea Culpa.
(Although I never took Latin, so who knows what that means. Six and half years of French, three of Ancient Greek., and I still can’t translate anything.)
Brekekekex, ko-ax, ko-ax,
Suisan
SandyO said on 06.23.06 at 05:15 AM
Beth is just blushing because she has never known nobility before. :)
Sandy, Comtesse de la Palourde Barbue
Doug Hoffman said on 06.24.06 at 06:35 AM
Suisan—an Aristophanes reference? I’m impressed! Hot damn.
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