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Coronation Ceremony for JMC

by SB Sarah | November 18, 2005 | Friday at 11:25 pm | 5 Comments

Congrats to JMC for correctly guessing today’s Guess that Lonely Heart. The answer was the purplest book I’ve ever read, Blaze Wyndham by Beatrice Small. This book was such a trip I can still remember the names of Blaze and her sisters (Mary Blaze, Mary Blythe, Mary Bliss, Mary Delight, etc.) and I wish I could replace that knowledge with where I left my car keys.

But I digress! Kneel and receive thy Smart Bitche Titleâ„¢

Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!

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jmc said on 11.18.05 at 11:45 PM

I’ve knelt and been annointed.  Wow, that sounds way more suggestive than I intended, especially in light of my new title.

I love my Smart Bitche Title!  It looks like I could be one of the cover models on the historical covers that you snark on, with my goose-like neck and the sort-of gasp/grimace expression I’ve got going on :-)

It’s scary how some purple prose really sticks with you, isn’t it?  I read Blaze Wyndham early in my romance-reading career, in stealth, whenever I could nab it from my grandmother’s bookshelf when I visited her house.  I’ve long since forgotten the titles, authors and characters of many better books, but BW I clearly remember.

SB Sarah said on 11.19.05 at 12:19 AM

I suuuuck at remembering titles and authors, to say nothing of major plot points. I was once convinced I’d read a romance that was really the plot of a Garth Brooks song, and I couldn’t figure out who wrote it.

Yes, it’s true. I once listened to a Garth Brooks song.

Congrats JMC! The power of the Blaze Wyndham is not to be denied.

Kate R said on 11.19.05 at 05:15 AM

jmc, you clearly rate with the bitches. That is one freak scary (wo)man.

Alyssa said on 11.29.05 at 05:46 AM

Congratulations, Duchess!

Aaron said on 06.01.08 at 11:53 PM

I want to be coroneted too!

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