Bitchin' Blog Posts
Thank you to the many fabulous folks who offered hilarious captions for those photos. When the site is up, you’ll see them rotating among others, for that extra more bizarre touch.
And now - teh winnars!
Winner: Sarah W for “You know, dear, anything you can do, I can do backwards and in high heels.”
“Darling! Promise me?”
Carrie Lofty: Is it love, or is it qualudes?
Tina C: It was much easier to get Margie to dance with him since he’d glued her ear to his shoulder. Sure, it made such things as driving more difficult, but that was a small price to pay.
Joanne: “I’m not going to hump your leg, Ward, so stop trying to pull me closer! You’ll wake the Beaver!”
“That’s what I was hoping for, June!”
Winner: Natalie Arloa: “Even though I haven’t done this before, I just know you’re the man to give me multiple orgasms the very first time. You are that kind of man, aren’t you?”
ocelot: “Wow, your right arm is so much more muscular than your left arm! It’s almost like you’ve been doing a one-arm workout or something.”
Sarah W: “Oh, Jimmy, you know I won’t be that kind of girl until at least page 213!”
Carrie Lofty: By Ted’s disdainful sneer, Judy knew she was due for another punishing kiss.
Nekobawt: “Miriam knew it was time to lay some ground rules when Bill the Zombie started to get a bit fresh.”
Winners, if you’d be so kind as to email me with your postal address, I shall send you signed copies of Ye Olde Bitch Book when, well, when I have copies in hand!
Yay! Thank you!