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Caption That Cover: Turkey Winner!

by SB Sarah | November 24, 2008 | Monday at 12:21 pm | 8 Comments

Adventures in bad Photoshopping make for great covers and they make for even better contests. The winner of the “Caption That Cover: Turkey Edition” contest is, without a giblet of a doubt, TeddyPig for Butterballin’.

Honorable Gobble mentions go to: Judy for “Turfucken for dinner again??” and Becky for referencing the joke that will NEVER get old, “Stuffing the turkey, saving its life!”

Thanks to all who posted a caption, and to whoever designed that cover for perfectly balancing the creepy and the hilarious in one image. Happy Thanksgiving, folks!

Filed: Caption This Cover, General Bitching, Go Ahead, Win Some Shit

Tagged: food, cover snark, cover comparisons

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Darlene Marshall said on 11.24.08 at 04:05 PM

All the winners deserve congratulations and extra, um, stuffing.

Elizabeth Wadsworth said on 11.24.08 at 04:26 PM

Can’t wait to see what you come up with for Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/the Solstice/Whatever.

Spamword:  position92.  So many jokes, so little time…

Teddypig said on 11.24.08 at 04:49 PM

Playing find the dreidel: And other romantic moments of Hanukkah

Ciar Cullen said on 11.24.08 at 07:09 PM

Teddypig deserves it. But Teddypig gives me a lot of Seinfeld moments. You know, a tight little fist with that foiled again face—“Newman!”

“Teddypig!”

Karmyn said on 11.24.08 at 09:47 PM

On the same day this contest was posted, somebody posted this book for trade on paperbackswap.com. I LOLed.

amy lane said on 11.25.08 at 03:55 AM

Excellent—great captioning, all!

ev said on 11.25.08 at 06:16 AM

I think it was a given that Teddypig would win. although I have managed to keep turfucken in the back of my mind.

NickH said on 11.29.08 at 01:08 AM

Thanks to you guys, my housemates and I have regular, giggle-fest read-aloud sessions from “Decadent”.  Yesterday we introduced our dinner guests to the fun.

“Stuffing the turkey” therefore made me lose it. 

Thank you!

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