Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

Does this guy also have a lavender arrow on his forehead? One wants to know!

And what is it with EC and all these dayglow flatulence covers? Sheesh.

Finally! The fact that I basically live with ebooks comes to something.

Wolf ” No way they can blame ME!”

“Gargamel’s Triumph.”

His “Blue Man Group” audition was a little ‘over the top’...

“Better Out than In, I say”

“Blue Halloo”

also works as

“Blew Halloo”

Every wolf bitch taught her cubs that blue flame is good, but yellow flame means debris in the pipe.

As Kevin searched through the methane swamp for his lost love, he wished he hadn’t had that second helping of beans.

Oh Here’s a Menudo flavored Capshun

It’s an EXPLOSION, my Love for you! That keeps my love ALIIIIVE!
It can even be this pics theme song

“Dude, I may be your best friend, but even I’m not sniffing your ass.”

Feel the burn! So strangely, soothingly blue…

I kind of like “A Crack Of Blue” or “Blue Smoky Ridge”

The Jewels of Ursus cover should be renamed ‘Silent but Deadly’

Wolf: Yo quiero Taco Bell my flaming blue ass!

Natural gas: clean, economical, and sexy.

What happens when wolf and man are bound by a mysterious arctic anal flame…

Dude, you are not sleeping In the cave with the pack tonight! No more blue corn tortillas with beans for you.

Great, just great.  How am I supposed to put THIS out?

MuskFire

Breaking the Blue Zephyr

Gas Lamping Romances presents: Lord Zorch and the Blue Angel

Breaking Badder

Buns of Fire

The Devil Takes the Hindmost

The Wind in the Willows

Cold Hearts, Hot Winds

Music of the Night

Colons of Love

First thing that popped into my champagne befuddled head—hey, don’t judge, it’s my birthday—is this:

Blue Moon

As in “Bluuuue moooooon, you saw me standing alone….”

Sorry. Someone had to sing it.

Beans, Beans the musical fruit…

Man: Dammit! I was going for rainbows and unicorns, not this blue flame of whatzit.

Wolf: Yeah, dude. Whatever.

When the alpha saw the blue ass flames erupt into the cold winter’s night, he knew that the prophecy of Montezuma’s Revenge had come to pass…

I want to read The Last Airbiscuit now *L0L*

Here’s the best I’ve got for a caption:

Man: I’m so ashamed…
Wolf: Sorry, what? I was sidetracked by the blue flames shooting out of your @$$

@Maree Anderson—

Okay, now you’ve inspired me:

Devil with a blue ass, blue ass, blue ass
Devil with a blue ass-gun!

Wolf says, “If you think the rear view is bad, you should see the mess going on in front.”

Love it!
I think my caption has got to be:

“Yes, I’m so hot I sh*t flame!”

He does sort of seem like he is admiring himself in the lake.

He knew, if he could just find his lost ice princess, that he could make sure she was Never Cold Again.

The cure for frigidity: a hot ass.

On a sadder note, one of my brother’s friends burned his own butt trying to light his own methane….

“Six foot two, ass of blue, flamin’ for you, love me true…”

WooHoo! and women complain about a Brazilian wax!

He turned away so she wouldn’t notice his blue balls, but little did he realize…

The source of ultimate power of protection against wolfkind comes from a spell I call gluteous gassius.

I knew I should have passed on eating that Tinkerbell…

That’s not hemorrhoids; that’s blue love, baby!

OK, how about “sure, blame the dog”. Or “Flame Mullet- business in front, party in the back”!

Oh, jiminy Christmas, I just skimmed the reviews at Amazon, and found the author’s response to negative ratings.  So I have to add another caption:

“Only one star?  Behold my butthurt!”

...It seems that blue flame cannot be extinguished by water of the same shade. *scribbles madly in scientific notebook*

The Mating:  Skipping all that smaltzy romance crap and going straight to the electric blue dutch oven. 

Bonus Wolf caption:  Dude, I think you got some on me.  Not cool.

“John, this is an intervention. You’ve gone a little too far with this whole lighting-your-farts-on-fire thing.”

No woman (or beast) can resist my Aurora Boreal-Ass.

Vin sneered at the wolf.  “Pull my finger?  Look what happens when I *flex*.”

Narcissus in Flames.

Unfortunately, the sex machine was burning oil.  More unfortunately, the engine seized up, and Vin had to see both a doctor and a mechanic.  Most unfortunately, Eliza, the sexy redheaded nurse, bathed Vin’s brow, gave him comfort while he regained his formidable strength, tempted him with her air of knowing innocence… and then ran off with Moon Eyes.
A woman had finally come between the cyborg and his werewolf brother.

I am sad to say I struggled with this one…not my best work.  I apologize for “stinking up the place.”

“The Fire Down Below:

Knowing he did not have a match to dispel the haze of his foul ass-wind, he kindled it with his smoldering gaze, inadvertently setting the woodland creatures ablaze with it.”

“Man-Daddy’s problem used to frighten me, but now I like it. Keeps den warm!”

spam word ball23: there may have been 23 hairs on his balls, but not after that burnout!!

Greek Fire; The Man Ass that Blows Back

Um, yeah, what is he looking at? “You’ve got me so hot my blue balls are bursting into flame.” She will be a virgin at the altar, by damn. The Flaming A@@h@les Virgin Bride.  It’s a romance for beginners.

Don’t it make his brown eye blue…

Please, please, please tell me I’m not the only one who initially misread Jewels of Ursus as Jewels of Uranus!

Baby, that ain’t no wolf breath you’re sniffin’

dead64-I’ll be dead 64 years before that cover is erased from my brain

Okay, so this doesn’t really count because I’m totally ripping it off from this site, but…

“It only burns when I pee.”

1)  Stephan found that thanks to his Mexican food diet, no matter how much a woman enjoyed his company, the first romantic spark was instantly fatal.

2)  “Hey, you spend 10,000 years in a tiny lamp, and you’re gonna have a little something built up.”

3)  Joan’s experience with the Create-Your-Own-Genie kit failed to meet her expectations; in addition to the noxious fumes he emitted, her djinn came with a mismatched head and torso.

4)  “I know that was a bad one, honey, but… Honey?

Man:  “Um…  The wolf did it.”

Wolf:  “Awroo??”

5)  You see what I have to put up with?  Get out while you can.

“toasted buns, anyone?”

“Only YOU can prevent farts fires.”

“Y’know, I don’t like it any more than you do, Fenris, but it’s called ‘The Mating’ and we should both be good for animal husbandry badges after this one. Still bros?”

I wish I could take credit for this, but my friend, Dusty, came up with this caption and told me to use it when I gigglesnorted Diet Coke on my monitor.

And my entry…which almost sucks as much as the Buns of Blue Fire:

Wolf: What has been seen cannot be unseen…and not even the blue fires of Assland will burn away the sight.

After that one, Elwood, you can find your OWN damn eyebrows.

wolf: don’t look at me!

looks like he is contemplating his penis

Is this the prurient sequel to ‘Feet of Flame’?

Or, “Goodness gracious! Great… oh, wait.”

“Do you have explosive blue flatulence or are you just happy to see me?” the wolf said to the naked guy.

Wolf: I told her not to pull his finger, but does anyone listen to the talking wolf?  Noooooooo…

I need to stop looking at screens. I read the green on as The Last Uranus…
@CHH thank god, I thought I was alone.

larger 79… The blue assflame is larger than 79 crown fires.

Yes, this is Silver’s Dusty, with one more, because this one’s just too awful for only one caption.

“The wolf knew of the volatile, incendiary passions she inspired in Don Vesuvio. She had, however, hoped for them to find another course of egress from his young, supple body. This would be a difficult Mating, indeed.”

From the song “Eternal Flame”.

“And is this burning An Eternal Flame?”

Ate the wrong Chili. Waaaaaaaay Wrong.

“Damn, my wife overdid the spices on the chili again!”

“Your love is deep inside me, burning, burning… Like an unquenchable fire, burning, burning…”

“Why you shouldn’t flame people over the internet when you have gas…”

“Dave decided to give up on fire-eating when the problems started to manifest…”

Ass-powered rocket!

Oh Lord, that first cover makes me giggle. Lol. Bring a whole new meaning to lighting a fire under someone’s butt.  That’s sure to get him the girl!

Or to quote a song with some of my own adlibbing:

Good God, those hot ballz of fire!

:P

Hey, this blue stuff totally makes my junk look big!

Any Arrested Development fans out there?

How about: The Newest Look for NeverNudes!

Attack of the werefart!

How about

Fanny by Gaslight?

Oh man, this is such a fun comp. Laughing myself silly over the comments, and the covers. This is a whole new genre. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart. Or the heart of my bottom?
OK, I’ll stop now.

Oooh, how ‘bout “Rocket Man” or “Loves Enduring Flame” or “Burning Love” or “Light of My Life” or “I’m Burning for You”

1. “Come on baby, light my fire.”

2.  Wolf, looking at camera.  “Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?”

“Burning sulfur, hot and stinky - signs of a REAL MAN (tm) fart”

Kieron didn’t realize that when Marlena said she used Blue Flame for her tramp stamp she was talking about a tattoo parlor…

‘The Whiff of Caribou Stew’

The funniest thing about that cover is the look on the wolf’s face: total disdain. Hilarious. That and the fact that the guy is either looking down in embarrassment or is staring at his junk.

Caption:

“When bad gas happens to good people.”

“Pft.”
“Woof.”
“Pffffft.”
“Wooofff!”
“Pfffffffffffttttttt!”
“Grrrrrrr….woof!”
“PTHBBBBBBFFFFT!”
” *yipe*! “

OMG did anyone look at these covers before they became public?

Giving new meaning to the term “so gay he’s flaming…”

Oh man, that cover is full of LOLness.

Wolf- “So THAT’s where the Aurora borealis comes from?!”
Man- “Well, hot air rises…”
or
The Blue Flames of Assiniboine
or
The Mating: They were so hot, they went blue.
or
His Flatulence was only the Beginning of the [Rear]End.

Must. Stop. Giggling.

Aeyron, king of the blue dragon clan, knew that his only hope of producing offspring was to mate outside his own species. The inability to control his flames from escaping every time he became aroused in human form put a real kink in his plans. Until he met Wendy, a pyromaniac werewolf with a love of all things blue.

Blue Angels (Book 1 in the Crepitation Annals)
Synopsis: Bruce Boombum, Alpha of the Blue Angel Pack, searches for his mate.  Whifney Windemere, daughter of Bruce’s most silent, but deadly foe, alone ignites his mystical blue fires. Between them rages an inferno of desire fed by dangerous flatulence.

(aside, this is inspired by an old Dr. Demento broadcast: http://randsesotericotr.podbean.com/2008/05/14/the-great-crepitation-contest-of-1946/)

“Splendor in the gas.”

“Splendor in the gas.”

of should that be

“Splendor in the ass.”

This does give new meaning to the term “alphole,” doesn’t it?

Sorry, last one….

Whitney, My Love

Damn autocorrect! Whiffney, My Love

“The BlueBell Flame curse doomed Lucius to be a lone wolf…until his voluptuous human mate smothered his buns with love.”

You know the classic “Werewolves of London” song?

In my youth, I thought he was singing “Werewolf Thunder.”

My mistaken song title fits this much, much better. But you have to sing it..

ba bum, ba bum, werewolf thunder, ba bum, ba bum, ahhoooooooooooooo

my attempts…

man: *admiring himself* “Damn I’m hot”
wolf: *sniggers* “Yeah, so hot your @$$ is on fire”
man: “ooh I like that ‘I’m so hot my @$$ on fire!’...wait are you trying to hit on me cos you know I err don’t really swing that way…”
wolf: *rolls eyes* “No Dude, your @$$ IS on fire. Disturbingly so. You may want to do something about it.”
man: “My wha…” *slowly turns around, eyes grows bigger, then after the initial shock wears off…* “Sweet…I’m so hot my @$$ IS on fire”
wolf: *gives up and exits stage left*

OR

Wolf: “Kids, remember - this is why you should wait until you are 30 before choosing your personal super power”

OR

He had never understood the phrase “a burning love”, until now. The passion, ignited deep within him, could no longer be contained. It exploded from his hot lil @ss, releasing an all consuming blue flame that made him burn - burn for love.

Unfortunately, I have nothing amusing to add, but I’m reminded of an exchange from the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 episode “The Final Sacrifice”; the bad guy gets shot in the ass and bursts into flame, which prompts the robots to ruminate on whether or not this reaction is true of all humans who get shot in the butt.

Based on these covers, I would say it is.

And he finally understood why he always got stuck being the caboose when playing train as a child.

1.  It had been a perfectly good caribou, the wolf reflected—but there was no way he’d touch it now, after the human’s horribly misguided attempt to roast the animal.

2.  “Patience, children.  Sgt. Whiplash cannot possibly melt the layer of ice surrounding his feet with these feeble blue flames; we can eat as soon as he exhausts his reserves.”

3.  The photographer sighed.  “When I said I wanted to re-enact ‘The Cremation of Sam McGee’, this was NOT what I had in mind.”

4.  “The Northern lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see,
    Was the night in the pond by Camp DuMond
    Joe Fraser defrosted me.”

Blue Smoke or Fruit Basket- your choice!

Ring of Fire

Where There’s Smoke- There’s Slowly Decomposing Smurfs In My Digestive Tract.

The Flame And The Shower

Business in the front; Farting out my rear

Passion’s Wind

“Well, it’s working and I know I’m supposed to go to the doctor if it lasts for more than four hours, but I don’t remember the commercials ever mentioning anything like this as a side effect…is it sexy at least?”

Wolf:  Its arson.  Arrest him.  Please.

WOLF:  Flaming blue farts indicate Love-ma-own-junk-itis. This is a serious disease which affects 1 in 3 naked men in the woods during winter. Seek medical attention immediately.

Oh Wolfie… I just gotta sing it!
“I’m going back someday, gonna stay Blew by you”
[with so many apologies to Roy Orbison!]

1. York Peppermint Patties really do give you that cooling sensation all day!
2. So if I turn my left leg out a little…..ahhhhh…...release the methane…
3. Wolf: I thought the idea of ice fishing sounded crazy. I had no idea this was how humans melted ice.

Revenge of the Blue Burrito
The Morning after Blue Curacao
Blue Ball…em…arsed

Real Alpholes let it out.

Burn After Reading.

Turn Around Bright Ass.

Wow, it’s just the opposite of “Fucking her ass. Saving her life,” isn’t it?  “Plug his ass, save my life,” the wolf is silently begging.

Where There’s Smoke- There’s Slowly Decomposing Smurfs In My Digestive Tract.

So damn funny. I am laughing so much it hurts.

When anal bleaching goes wrong

Wolf: “And humans think wolves are gross for regurgitating food to feed our pups?”

Might as well make a profit while I can. Mineral right are for sale. Barnett Shale has nothing on me!

Wizard Kinnar knew something had gone seriously wrong with his sky-clad ritual when his ass gas froze blue.

He so Blue Smokin’ Hot that no girls will no know whether they are coming or being burned into a crisp!

There is nothing cold about this encounter…

Would the flames of his lunch keep them forever apart??

Men Are From Arse, Women Are From Venus

GI Blues (AKA Gastrointestinal Tract Blues)

Unashamedly borrowing from “South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut”:  ASSES OF FIRE. 

Apparently the underpants gnomes have had many successful raids. Because I see no underpants. Anywhere.

The passion begins with the fire below.

“I feel a slight burn coming from my rear”.

The Best GAss is Natural

No.1 - someone else knew about Sam McGee besides my dad. Amazing.
No.2 I’m in tears after reading this display of comet wit - with long tail flaming…
No. 3 - entry: “Blue Angel’s The Afterburn”

Flames shoot high, Flames shoot high, Flames shoot high…

Propane

I have nothing new to add, but want to put in a big vote for the “Aurora Boreal-Ass” entry. That’s downright perfect and will make me laugh all day, every time I think of it.

EXTREME Jock Itch; for the man who wants to be EXTREME in every aspect of his life.

He knew when he went to Alpha Centauri the chicks would be different, but he didn’t expect this kind of thing would happen as a result of cunnilinus with a Na’vi.

cunnilingus.  dur.

captcha34 because it’s likely that I’ll misspell something 34 out of 35 times.

“Fire in the hole!”

or

Wolf: “Get a load of this f*ckin guy!”

“He never expected to find that lighting his farts on fire would have such spectacular results”

Roses are red
My ass-flames are blue
I light my farts
To try to impress you.

It worked in high school
My date for the prom
I captured her heart
With my blue ass-bomb

I’ve burned all my clothes off
I’m risking my life
I’ll burn this forest down
If it will make you my wife.

LOL @ “Behold my butthurt”
and “Don’t it turn that brown eye blue”

Man (singing): I’m a rocket maaaaan, burning out my fuse out here alone!
Wolf: Alone? Dude. I’m right here.

Stephenie Meyer felt that sparkling vampires weren’t quite enough, so she decided that all werewolves fart methane.

“Little did the naked man know, but the wolf he considered his animal companion was really a female shapeshifter, and she was not impressed. Her brothers regularly cracked blue flame, and his was barely a 2.4 on the family scale.”

or

“The Burning Blue Gas That Shakes the Bare Ass”
(Didn’t want to, but I had to.)

As I mentioned previously, “Alpha dogs don’t sniff each other’s butts”.

“Oh,Wolfie,I should have listened to you about ordering that smurf salad….”

1. “When I bite into a york peppermint patty…”
2. Mentos: the fresh fart.
3. Wolf studied the delicious figure before her, perplexed by his desire to demonstrate the awkwardly impressive skill of blowing lake water out his ass. For the life of her though, she could not erase the image of how he got it in there in the first place.

The gasman doth cometh too much, methinks.

The Mating: Could his “nocturnal emissions” melt the ice around her heart?

Wolf: “Kids, remember - this is why you should wait until you are 30 before choosing your personal super power”

FTW!

@Cheryl -lovely poem!

A Silent Wind Beneath:

In a land of immortal hungers and passions it lurks in the night, the Society of the Silent Wind. This group of assassins is silence but deadly. Creeping up on you until it blows your pants off and there is nothing left. At the moment that you think you are safe they come up as a deadly wind in the night.

*In rare instances, men reported burning of the loins. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the Mating, to other factors such as naked man ass, or to a combination of these. If you experience sudden fire coming out of your ass and a sudden appearance of a random wolf, stop the Mating and call a doctor right away.

It took a lot to create the right kind of atmosphere, from hiring a wolf trainer to eating blue food coloring tablets for weeks.  But when it all comes together, the results are explosive!

The Blue Brotherhood
A series of the Scent

Coming from behind is the enemy you do not expect. Creeping through the sheets and over the mountains come the sect of immortal hunters The Blue Brotherhood. Like a gentle caress their powers of persuasion and lingering scent can overpower even the greatest of us in time. Be prepared.

Gabriel knew things would never be the same now that the unmistakable signs of his royal heritage had *erupted* at last: the blue flames of epic propulsion gave him the speed of no ordinary man, the Shimmering Glacier Lake had finally thawed, and the wolf princess Grayta had arrived to claim him as Master and Mate.

Cheryl: That becomes even funnier when you imagine it to the tune of the Aqua song. :)

“Diarrhea can feel like a fire raging inside you. Our new Wolf Balm can help with this embarrassing condition.”

“Smurf cuisine may produce intestinal distress in humans.”

“Trust me, dragons are the next big thing in paranormal romance heroes. I’ve got this scene in mind for when the heroine sees his true nature, it’s kind of based on the sparkling scene in Twilight….”

Im not into these flamey butt ebook covers.  Could one even get away with that in a book store? I really miss the classy ones with ghost arms and faces drawn too close to bare man titty.

haha my word was effects62, effect 62 must be blue butt gass.

“I call this look ‘Blue Steel.’”

He had a headache, so she gave him an assburn.

Hey folks, this is why Dragons should never use the “little blue pill.”

(He really does look like he’s contemplating his junk…)

An Elvis theme:

Blue Havarti (Who Cut the Cheese?)

Blue Christmass

Blue Suede Poos

Wolf: “Don’t look at me, man. I used Beano. And I’m upwind.”

Oh man, I’m never using jet fuel for lube again.

Congratulations. I just spit my lunch all over my monitor just seconds before the CEO walked in. And I haven’t even gotten to the comments yet.

I was inspired to add another entry by a line in a book I was reading last night…

” he was so aroused he was leaking” bahahahaha

- The Last Airbiscuit: Four women. One flaming blue ass.

- Abandoned by the family that would one day need him
Raised by a pack of wolves that would give him a reason to live
He was the only one who had the power to control the Flaming Blue Ass
Would it be enough to save the world?

- Nothing and no one anywhere was going to stand between them ever again, not even his flaming blue ass.

- How could Angelique know what blue danger lurked beneath his perfect skin or that she was about to unleash a fiery passion in his backside she might not be able to control?

Man: I’m practicing to learn how to blow lightning bolts out my ass like my hero William Wallace.—Wait, I think I have it on the wrong setting…

Provided 39: This blog has provided at least 39 minutes of absolute hilariousness!

Silent But Deadly

“What the hell’s going on down there?”

Wolf in the Fold

Dreaded warlord Invernus Azul had a reputation for being cold, aloof, a lone wolf. No one suspected the blazing inferno of passion that lurked just beneath the smurfass.

Cursed with extremely hot ass powers, Blue Flames of Naked Man Ass cuts himself off from the world because no one can handle his heat. After many years of isolation, Blue Flames begins to believe he will never escape his cerulean loneliness. Can Blue Flames’ mate find him before he succumbs to combustion?  Does his mate exist? Why is a wolf standing there?  Unable to find answers, Blue Flames can only stand in the waters and ponder the size of his penis. Little does he know that the only thing he needs to find love and happiness (and a good rimming) is a fire extinguisher.

“Hello ladies! This is the ass your ass could flame like…”

...and I totally missed out a Very Important Pronoun!

*laughs*

“Hello ladies! This is the ass your man’s ass could flame like…”

Although, I suppose that even in a veritable avalanche of smart bitches, it’s not impossible that some of their men might be asses…

Hello there.  Does your man’s ass flame blue like mine?  No!  Do you wish it could? Yes!  Try new Old Spice Methane!

Smells like Teen Spirit

Smoke on the water,fire coming out my #ss

Yea, and the LORD spoke to Moses through the flames, “I am the LORD GOD your father—Oh, sh!t, I meant burning BUSH, not burning TUSH. Sorry about that.”

Hank Hill had done his best as Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane to teach Joseph Gribble how not to set things on fire, but, well… boy ain’t right.

Smurfass wins the prize and this is a bit much:  behind44.

And the wolf says, “Whoa!!”

LOL.  Good thing I’m alone in the office right now.  So unbecoming to laugh out loud in a library!

Here are my two….

WOLF: What’s wrong with your aura?

      and

Looking down at his junk: Damn.  Antibiotics aren’t going to cut it this time.

Magical mystery tour in the rear - you’ve seen green, you’ve seen red next stop on this ass ride ... purple.

@Trudy

[quote"Don’t it make his brown eye blue…

Bwah hah hah! Brilliant. I’m sure Crystal Gale would totally be impressed!

Imagine what’s going on in front… if you dare.

“under43” - Under forty-three individual little blue flames, he felt quite warm, really.

He wouldn’t have worn the Three Wolf Moon shirt if he’d realized the Amazon reviewers meant it literally when they said how much it increases a man’s hotness. He tore it off and threw it in the lake, but it was already too late as blue flames shot out of his ass.

(Some of these suggestions have literally had me LOLing!)

Man: “Sing with me now - Shot thru the butt and you’re to blame! You give love a bad name!”

Wolf: “Sigh, no more blue martinis for you.”

He showed her the beauty of gas vs. electric…

Elena Goodtail was the last of her kind—a werewolf with a gift for fine gourmet cooking. But when her restaurant’s electric stoves can’t cut the mustard, she has only two options: go out of business, or ask Rhett Hotwynd for help.

She made him howl at the full moon…

Rhett is reluctant at first to rekindle an old flame, but how could he say no to Elena? Her long canines and minimal shedding stir his loins into an inferno. Still he suspects she may only love him for the pure blue heat of his nether-fires, which can sear a tuna steak to perfection in minutes. But can they save the Three Wolf Moon Bistro… or will the heat send them out of the kitchen for good?

The new gaslight district: from red to blue, from female to male, from him to you; a whole new brothel for everyone’s pleasure and pain!

or

You aren’t getting me pregnant. I am NOT going to have a flaming blue vagina or a** to go with all those labor pains!

Blue flame from the ass, that is a new one. For some reason the Beavis and Butthead quote came to mind while I read this- I can just see one of them with the blue flames as well.

“I am the Great Cornholio! FIRE!”

I know bad, but I couldn’t help myself.

and to give credit to my husband when he saw this: “damn, that’s a bad case of anal herpes”

Blue Ass Shining in the Plain

Darn!  Just got the email about the post!  Hate it when I have computer problems.  I really could have used this laugh last night.
I can’t stop looking at that poor wolf.  So here it goes:  “Dude, I told you not to eat that strange glowing burrito.  Maybe, next time you’ll listen to me.”