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Caption That Bedsheet Cover: The Winners
by SB Sarah | May 19, 2010 | Wednesday at 2:21 pm | 12 CommentsOh, the fun of a Caption That Cover when the cover is so completely barmy.
Here, have another look:
Ahh. Nothing like some sweet, busty WTFery in the morning, right?
So, without further ado, the honorable mentions in our cover captioning contest. The entries ranged from…
The domestic:
Kathy: “Now look, this is how we hang the sheets at my mother’s house. Are you watching? See, it’s just that easy.”
Laurie: This is the way we wash the sheets (wash the sheets, wash the sheets), this is the way we wash the sheets, so early in the morning.
The silly:
Lisa Law: Look out your window at your man. Now look at me. Now look at your man’s nipple. Now look at mine…”
Snidley Whiplash: I couldn’t help but notice, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes
Ruby Duvall:
Hello, ladies. Look at my hand, now back at my chest, now back at my hand, NOW BACK AT MY PECS. Where are you? You’re in a hot air balloon, with the man your man could smell like!!!
The breasty:
Brianna: ‘Hello, I am your lactation consultant for today. Let me show you how to get your baby to latch on.’
Teshara: “Suckle here, my dear. It’s alright. I have a modesty cover…”
and The disgusting:
Chance: Hey Baby, ever heard of a dutch oven? no? excellent.
Elysabeth: Behold, the world’s most over dramatic dutch oven.
But the winner for simplicity and wit is Jen for “Jason failed to pitch a tent twice that night.”
HAAA!
Congrats Jen, and well done, you among the honorable mentions. Jen, please email me at sarahATsmartbitchestrashybooksDOTcom with the bookstore of your choice so I can arrange your prize.
And big mad props to author Alexis Harrington, who told us that during a book signing many attendees thought he’d written the book. So maybe that’s what the sheet is for? The original manuscript was written on cotton-poly?
Now - who has a yen to wash the bedsheets today?
Filed: Caption This Cover, Covers Gone Wild! (Non-Snoop Dogg Edition), General Bitching
Tagged: wtfery, ladies, contest, alexis harrington
Cara McKenna / Meg Maguire said on 05.19.10 at 03:12 PM • [comment link]
Ha, fantastic—that’s my daily dose of juvenility taken care of, and how! Well done, Jen.
Barb said on 05.19.10 at 04:46 PM • [comment link]
Aww—you didn’t give any of the vampire themes an honorable mention!
Congrats to Jen! Her caption certainly rocked.
Kelly S. said on 05.19.10 at 04:47 PM • [comment link]
Okay, I had to follow the link to understand the who wrote the book sentence. I had looked at the cover and thought, if Alexis Harrington hadn’t written the book who had? Now I understand that the people thought the model had written the book. So, sad.
sugar said on 05.19.10 at 05:46 PM • [comment link]
Those are awesome!
Brooks*belle said on 05.19.10 at 08:15 PM • [comment link]
I loved reading the entries—the bitchery is rather clever!
And always glad for the reminder that a daily dose of silliness is a good thing. =)
teshara said on 05.20.10 at 12:02 AM • [comment link]
:D Later that night I was thinking ‘Bet you thought mantitty was for form not function’ but it was too late. :P
Jen = brilliant
Shae said on 05.20.10 at 05:00 PM • [comment link]
Congrats to the winners! This was a lot of fun!
jennifer armintrout said on 05.20.10 at 05:26 PM • [comment link]
There was one about a magician that was pretty funny, too. This was one of the better caption contests in a while, I think!
Miri said on 05.20.10 at 05:55 PM • [comment link]
So funny! It looked to me as if he was trying to dispose of the body. It’s a CSI episode teaser!
tasha said on 05.20.10 at 08:11 PM • [comment link]
so maybe i’m completely out of the loop, but—- what is a dutch oven exactly? the only dutch oven i know of doesn’t place it in the disgusting category.
Sally said on 05.21.10 at 06:29 AM • [comment link]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)
I had to look it up, too. ^_^;;
Tasha said on 05.21.10 at 03:36 PM • [comment link]
oh okay… thanks!
my little brother is the king of the dutch oven then, and now the cover quotes are more hilarious.
Jen’s quote was great, but I thought this one took the cake:
“Now look, this is how we hang the sheets at my mother’s house. Are you watching? See, it’s just that easy.”
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