Breaking Out

Bitchin' Blog Posts

by SB Sarah | by SB Sarah | June 20, 2008 | Friday at 4:38 pm | 26 Comments

And thus it came to pass that coming out became a fad, and who am I if not to jump on the fad wagon?

Seems Jane has come out, and in doing so has forced my hands. Both of them. The evil ones that type out the nefarious blog that is Smart Bitches. Or Dear Bitches, depending on which day in April it is.

I’m not actually named Sarah.

My name is Jane Litte. I am a Doctor of Arts and Letters, which makes my full name Jane Litte, D.Litt. I’m a giant sock puppet with big button eyes, though they are really, really cute, especially when I blink them and ask for more ice cream. I’m not an attorney, but I play one on tv. I’m a MacArthur Genius Grant recipient, a double major in Nefarious Plotting and Underhanded Evil with an emphasis on Absurd Malarkey, and a JD/PhD/MD/DO/DA combined degree in Utter Insanity.

And I really like me some romance novels.

By the time July rolls around, we aim to have so many identities that our panel will be the show of the century. Come on down. And hi, Jane! Way to go! Nice to re-meet you again!

Filed: General Bitching, The Link-O-Lator

Tagged: dear author

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Jane said on 06.20.08 at 04:50 PM • [link]

If I respond to you, does that mean I am breaking the fourth dimension. What is the intergalatic implications of a sock puppet greeting the sock puppet’s alter self.
SB Sarah said on 06.20.08 at 04:58 PM • [link]

My head just exploded. Ow.
Cheyenne McCray said on 06.20.08 at 05:45 PM • [link]

Because I met you at RT I can confirm the giant sock puppet with big cute eyes. The rest we didn’t get into.
LeaF said on 06.20.08 at 06:08 PM • [link]

Okay, Not sure what to say, I’m very new but have been enjoying the repartee this blog. But, I think I’m intimidated - not sure though?

Is this equivalent to a Bitch war between blogs?

Well, congratulations (I guess) to the sock puppet et. al.

Oh, and I’m not actually named leaf….
Mel-O-Drama said on 06.20.08 at 06:13 PM • [link]

I think the Quantam Leap begins when a sock puppet meets its alter.
LeaF said on 06.20.08 at 06:18 PM • [link]

I think the Quantam Leap begins when a sock puppet meets its alter.

Would that be a glove puppet?
SB Sarah said on 06.20.08 at 06:19 PM • [link]

I’m batting my big beady eyes in your direction, Chey!

And no worries, LeaF. No Bitch war. We love Jane.
LeaF said on 06.20.08 at 06:32 PM • [link]

Good to hear - lol.
Jaci Burton said on 06.20.08 at 08:07 PM • [link]

I have, in fact, met both Jane and Sarah. And Candy. All at one time. And none of them looked at all like socks.

Hmmmm…....
Kalen Hughes said on 06.20.08 at 10:34 PM • [link]

How did I miss Jane? Bitch knows I spent enough time with Sarah and Candy in Dallas . . .
Gennita Low said on 06.21.08 at 01:55 AM • [link]

I’m so going to attend this puppet panel at RWA. I’ll wear a giant ass sock on my head as a fashion statement. Not at the signing, Nora! I’ll behave….

;-)
katiebabs said on 06.21.08 at 03:01 AM • [link]

Jane has big button eyes?!
K. Anne said on 06.21.08 at 04:05 AM • [link]

I think the Quantam Leap begins when a sock puppet meets its alter.

Would that be a glove puppet?

Glove Puppet Love… Sounds like an erotica.
ev said on 06.21.08 at 04:21 AM • [link]

Really, what’s in a name. Seriously, it doesn’t change who you are fundementally and some people might just have a problem reconciling your job persona and this one. There are enough idiots out there that would equate one with the other. I mean, really, can you be a “serious AG” and still read romance??? Gasp! The Horror!!

end of sarcasm.

or not.
Mary Lynn said on 06.21.08 at 04:40 AM • [link]

*gasp* THUD.
Melanie said on 06.21.08 at 10:44 AM • [link]

Hi
Um Sarah, I don’t get it. What am I missing? There is more than one Jane, besides those at Dear Author? Could you break it down for the slow girl with glasses in the back, please?
Nora Roberts said on 06.21.08 at 11:59 AM • [link]

No, this is the real truth:

I am actually Jane. I am all the Janes, Jaynes, Janets, Janines and Jericos. And Sarah. And Candy when I want to be.

Plus, I’m half the posters on this blog, and numerous others.

I have many socks and go by many names.

How else do you think I write all those books?
ev said on 06.21.08 at 02:16 PM • [link]

And I always wondered if multiple personality disorder was real or not.

:runs and jumps in the truck and heads on vacation!!:
Jill Myles said on 06.21.08 at 09:53 PM • [link]

I think I would die of the love if someone wore a sock puppet to the panel.
SB Sarah said on 06.22.08 at 03:51 AM • [link]

Now I have to find a sock puppet. Just as soon as I pick myself up off the floor from full-body guffaw at Nora’s comment. OMG. WHEEEEZE.
katiebabs said on 06.22.08 at 03:56 AM • [link]

Can I have my own Roarke sock puppet? Sell them at RWA and you will make a killing!
Better yet can I have a Jane and Sarah one also?
Jane said on 06.22.08 at 04:07 AM • [link]

If you were to a be a sock puppet, would you be Roarke or Eve? I’m thinking Roarke so I could buy all the Eves I wanted.
katiebabs said on 06.22.08 at 04:13 AM • [link]

Can I be the cat? What’s his name? He has Roarke and Eve. :D
I am thinking I should go to the craft store and make some hand puppets to bring to RWA.
ev said on 06.22.08 at 03:47 PM • [link]

Galahad. And no Mr. Prickly Britches puppets.

I wanna Roarke one. Life size. Please????
LeaF said on 06.22.08 at 05:23 PM • [link]

Okay, I think I will put a bid in for Lamb Chop - the ultimate sock puppet from days of yore, since Shari is no longer requiring his services….

But come to think of it, Lamb Chop is likely kept in the Smithsonian or somewhere else of great importance. So an imitation Lamb Chop would be just as cool…. And, since there is no way (unfortunately) for me to attend the Conference (because I am a Canuck and live a long way away) I’d be very happy to lend my Lamb Chop out…
Mary Stella said on 06.23.08 at 07:48 PM • [link]

So, which name goes on the tent card for the panel? Actually, what will it say on your name tag? First line: Sarah. Second Line: Smart Bitch? I can’t wait to see that at RWA.

It will come close to equalling when I worked for the Atlantic City Convention Bureau and the video convention came to town. Oh, the name tags we made up for the porn stars to wear with their frothy, lacy, crotchless Bo Peep outfits.

Sarah, I look forward to that panel.