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by SB Sarah | October 01, 2007 | Monday at 9:06 pm | 14 Comments

Bitchery reader Stephanie came out of lurkdom to send me a link to the man-tittiest fabric I have ever seen. Scroll down and pick your fave: Construction man-titty? Cowboy man-titty? Or Firefighter man-titty in beefcake-calendar pose? I have two things to say: one, what is the man-titty-less Pink Panther doing on this page? And two: never before in my life have I had this much of an urge to learn to quilt.

E. d’Trix sent me a link to a whole new LOL-subgenre: LOLBatman. I totally snorted soda up my nose at Batsecks.

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  1. Brianna said on 10.01.07 at 09:38 PM • [comment link]

    Wow, now that is some interesting fabric. While I do likes me some man-titty cowboy man looks a little young. And construction workers shorts man is obviously batting for the other team (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

    I’m bat-poopin! hehehehe classic.

  2. jocelynnesimone said on 10.01.07 at 09:46 PM • [comment link]

    Oh! These will make perfect Holiday aprons for all my friends.  Nothing better than some man-titty in the kitchen.  A little rick-rack and they are good to go. ;)

  3. Tina Anderson said on 10.01.07 at 10:14 PM • [comment link]

    LOL!  I love how Pink Panther is all the way at the bottom!  I guess Twinks need love too.

  4. Jenyfer Matthews said on 10.01.07 at 10:26 PM • [comment link]

    Okay, I am a quilter and I have to say this would be some very hard fabric to cut up!!

  5. Amelia "Fuckheady Bitchipants" Elias said on 10.01.07 at 10:27 PM • [comment link]

    The construction guy looks a bit malnourished… wow, what a man-titty-licious quilt that’d make!

  6. Stephanie said on 10.01.07 at 10:47 PM • [comment link]

    They seem to think that the Pink Panther is a Hunky & Handsome Guy.  Myself, I disagree, but if it were Kermit . . . ;)

  7. smartmensab-tch said on 10.01.07 at 10:58 PM • [comment link]

    The Delivery Men fabric made me wonder.  What is it with that UPS summer uniform?  Is it the color, or the cut, or what?  Hmm.  Must admit, I always notice male UPS drivers in that uniform.  In Dallas, they wear it for many months of the year.

    LOLBatman = hilarious!

  8. Amanda said on 10.01.07 at 11:28 PM • [comment link]

    Well at least it isn’t the dancing condom s on bright pink from the International Quilt Festival in Houston last year. That one was from Japan and actually quite scary. This fabric might just get you some odd looks but nobody will run screaming from it.

  9. Qadesh said on 10.02.07 at 12:05 AM • [comment link]

    While viewing the man-titty fabrics the first thing that popped into my brain was a vision of the Village People singing “YMCA”.  Thanks so much, now I won’t get it out of my brain.

    As for LOLBatman, too funny!

  10. Yvonne said on 10.02.07 at 12:56 AM • [comment link]

    Boy, you sure can find anything on the Inteweb!

  11. Darlene Marshall said on 10.02.07 at 12:58 AM • [comment link]

    Ooooh, time for a new comforter cover!  I think I’ll do the cowboys, ‘cause they’ll match the lasso over the headboard.

  12. Gwen said on 10.02.07 at 01:46 AM • [comment link]

    My favoritest aunt made me a pillowcase out of the fabric with the hunky cowboys on it.  Guess where I lay my head every night!

    You know the one - it has the pickups in the background.  Irony = spaminator word is drive38.

  13. Ann Bruce said on 10.02.07 at 02:27 AM • [comment link]

    I’m all about the firefighters.  Hey, these guys can carry you down 30 flights of stairs.  That’s great…stamina.  Yeah.

  14. Dragonette said on 10.02.07 at 06:15 PM • [comment link]

    i laughed out loud at the expression on Mr. Unsnapped-jeans-with-a-toolbelt’s face on the Heavy Equipment page. he’s all dee-de-deeee

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