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Bejazzled and Beefy Winners!
by SB Sarah | March 19, 2010 | Friday at 5:25 pm | 9 CommentsOh, dear, oh, dear, I’m late too announce the winner of the Bejazzled and Beswimsuited title contest.
So, without sparkly ado, here are the honorable mentions:
Megs for Crotching Sparkle, Not-So-Hidden Wang.
Cara McKenna’s The German Sausage Merchant’s Shimmering Hairless Bride.
The Romantic Suspense genre could do with a influx of more titles like Andrea’s: Snatching Diamonds could have some outstanding sparkly cover imagery!
Bibiophile’s two entries: The Dick and the Diamond and Mining Mons Veneris.
Becky totally made me snort with Vajizzled.
But the completely over-the-edge, over-the-top, jewel-worthy winner: XandraG for The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong.
Way to go, XandraG! .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) with your address and let me know your preferred bookstore so that you can claim yer winnings!
And a sparkly, turgid day to all of you!
Filed: General Bitching, Go Ahead, Win Some Shit
Tagged: wtfery, romance, models, make the burning stop, glittery hoohah, free stuff, dick, bookstore, awesomesauce
Tabithaz said on 03.19.10 at 05:38 PM • [comment link]
Congratulations, XandraG! These were all so hilarious—totally made me snort (not very attractively, I might add).
Spamword: built75. If only all guys were at that age . . .
Cara McKenna / Meg Maguire said on 03.19.10 at 06:25 PM • [comment link]
Oh snap—I was positive Meagan’s “Foreskindiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Vag” was going to whup us all.
PK said on 03.19.10 at 07:31 PM • [comment link]
Congratulations to all the winners. It was a unsafe for keyboard reading from beginning to end.
Brooks*belle said on 03.19.10 at 07:45 PM • [comment link]
Congrats to the winners! =)
And to all the participants. I got writer’s block big time on that one.
London said on 03.19.10 at 09:20 PM • [comment link]
Yes!! I love The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong!
Wait, that sounds wrong….
Oh well—congrats XandraG!
ghn said on 03.19.10 at 10:11 PM • [comment link]
I can hardly believe Sarah was able to pick only one. There were just so _many_ entries with monitor-spraying potential here!
Like Care McKenna I thought Meagan’s _Foreskindiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Vag_ was a strong contender. And like Sarah, I , too, thought that _The Dick and the Diamond_ and _Mining Mons Veneris_ were brilliant.
But so was the winner. I can’t quibble about _The Bedazzlement of Duke Peepingdong_1
Ann Stephens said on 03.19.10 at 11:02 PM • [comment link]
Hysterical! I’d like to thank the participants and the winners all, for providing me with Diet-Coke-in-my-sinuses laughs. I really needed that today :)
kathy said on 03.19.10 at 11:55 PM • [comment link]
I agree, I loved them all. You guys rock.
GoShawdy said on 03.21.10 at 03:52 PM • [comment link]
Snatch Diamonds?
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