Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

Ooh me first!

Holy squirrel ! That glass eye just ejaculated the Carthage and it won’t stop smarting ‘til it reaches Vatican City!!

Hurrah!  More BitchLibs!

Holy Beaver ! That target just foamed the kitchen and it won’t stop tripping ‘til it reaches Costa Rica!!

Holy Egret ! That doughnut just tripped the basement and it won’t stop expecting ‘til it reaches Zimbabwe!!

Holy poodle ! That marble just fondled the bedroom and it won’t stop riding ‘til it reaches Italy!!

Holy Marmoset ! That meatball just stole the spare room and it won’t stop frenching ‘til it reaches Uruguay!!

Holy horse ! That ball just swacked the kingdom and it won’t stop swiving ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy manatee ! That tangerine just nuzzled the beach and it won’t stop shuffling ‘til it reaches Ireland!!

Holy elephant! That meatball just smoked Fifth Avenue and it won’t stop spinning until it flips Zimbabwe.

Andieg, wonder how many of us picked Zimbabwe?

I love the NYY announcer who says “see ya!” I use that all the time.

Holy monkey ! That hula hoop just spanked the Disney World and it won’t stop riding ‘til it reaches Swaziland!!

ROFLMFAO

Holy emu ! That sphere just caned the Opera House and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Peru!!

Holy dolphin ! That bubble just wasted the sea-side and it won’t stop grinning ‘til it reaches Antarctica!!

(It sounds like something 1970’s Boy Wonder would say to Batman - kaPOW!)

Hee!

Holy llama ! That plastic lid just tuned the Iqaluit, Nunavut and it won’t stop undulating ‘til it reaches Nigeria!!

Holy skunk! That pinball just fired the castle and it won’t stop swallowing ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Holy crow ! That canteloupe just smashed the Starbucks and it won’t stop crying ‘til it reaches Moracco!!

Holy tiger ! That sphere just barked the park and it won’t stop going ‘til it reaches Botswana!!

Holy Raccoon ! That superball just happened the factory and it won’t stop thinking ‘til it reaches Kuala Lumpur!!

We miss Harry Kalas of the Phillies - It’s outta heeerrreee!!!

Holy Sloth ! That doughnut just squandered the Shangrila and it won’t stop coining ‘til it reaches The Greater Antilles!!  }:)

Holy cheetah ! That pearl just spanked the dorm room and it won’t stop gelling ‘til it reaches Nepal!!

Holy wombat ! That kiwi just dug the mountain top and it won’t stop bitching ‘til it reaches New Zealand!!

Holy hamster ! That breast just flashed the music hall and it won’t stop bouncing ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy octopus ! That sphere just lathed the library and it won’t stop paving ‘til it reaches Myanmar!!

Holy marmot ! That plum just spanked the library and it won’t stop staggering ‘til it reaches Wales!!

Holy Gerbil ! That tire just sweated the Sesame Street and it won’t stop jiggling ‘til it reaches Timbuktu!!

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Holy chipmunk ! That cantalope just copulated the caboose and it won’t stop cartwheeling ‘til it reaches Christmas Island!!

I do love me some baseball and Jill Shalvis’s DOUBLE PLAY takes the boys of summer to a whole new place!

Holy black footed ferret ! That musk melon just recovered the the badlands and it won’t stop spelunking ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy Marsupial ! That kumquat just swung the Timbuktu and it won’t stop snarkin ‘til it reaches Belguim!!

Holy Ostrich ! That globe just whacked the Minneapolis and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Djibouti!!

I tried to be spontaneous, but Djibouti is necessary.

Holy lemur ! That apple just licked the bookstore and it won’t stop joking ‘til it reaches Norway!!

These are so much fun!

Holy hippopotamus ! That potpourri globe just enervated behind the barn and it won’t stop chewing ‘til it reaches the Principality of Liechtenstein!!

Holy dachshund ! That frisbee just plopped the Amish Country and it won’t stop smooching ‘til it reaches Ireland!!

Holy armadillo ! That orange just bounced the broom closet and it won’t stop sweating ‘til it reaches Egypt!!

This round of libs has yet more fruit! ;)

Hee!

Holy bushbaby ! That acorn just squawked the bedroom and it won’t stop belching ‘til it reaches Egypt!!

Holy cheetah ! That melon just thwacked the detroit and it won’t stop crackling ‘til it reaches iceland!!

Holy bosoms! That musketball just screamed the into orbit and it won’t stop thrilling ‘til it reaches Pluto!!

Holy chicken ! That water balloon just skittered the Mars and it won’t stop ralphing ‘til it reaches Poland!!

Holy llama ! That dinner plate just swept the Nipawin and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy llama ! That stressball just went the school and it won’t stop hitting ‘til it reaches Liechtenstien!!

Bob Uecker of the Minnesota Brewers

Just so you know…the Brewers are from Milwaukee, not MN…we’ve got the Twinks.

Holy camel ! That poison sphere just leaked the Hell and it won’t stop killing ‘til it reaches Italy!!

Holy skunk ! That sun just washed the Bolinas and it won’t stop lurching ‘til it reaches Romania!!

Also, The San Francisco Giants had a woman announcer for a while.

Holy tiger ! That sucker just spun the sex shop and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Turkey!!

Holy Hamsters ! That baseball just smoked the stratosphere and it won’t stop flaming ‘til it reaches Pango Pango!!

Holy alpaca ! That cupcake just skipped the parking lot and it won’t stop spanking ‘til it reaches Namibia!!

That was entirely too much fun!

Holy Hedgehog ! That Ball of Yarn just Dated the Trench and it won’t stop Dancing ‘til it reaches India!!

Holy African Wild Dog ! That baseball just hit the Tiger Stadium and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Canada !!

Holy armadillo ! That moon just rammed the garden and it won’t stop swinging ‘til it reaches Lichtenstein!!

Holy Zebra ! That lemonhead just pranced the cellar and it won’t stop churning ‘til it reaches Suriname!!

Woot!

Holy chinchilla! That super ball just shellacked the beach and it won’t stop punting ‘til it reaches Ireland!!

Good stoat almight! That tulip bulb just ran to Bismark and won’t stop remembering until it gets to England!

Holy sloth ! That blueberry just scooted the third-story window and it won’t stop skipping ‘til it reaches The Galapagos Islands!!

Holy anteater ! That frisbee just shot the left field and it won’t stop hitting ‘til it reaches Spain!!

Holy milking cow ! That cud just flew the barn and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Scotland!!

Holy panther ! That cantaloupe just pasted the Minneapolis and it won’t stop tickling ‘til it reaches Andorra!!

Hmm. My verification word (what97) really summarizes how I feel about my homerun phrase!

Holy platypus ! That wheel just swung the zoo and it won’t stop rolling ‘til it reaches Switzerland!!

Holy ferret ! That watermelon just yoinked the campus and it won’t stop squeezing ‘til it reaches Belgium!!

Holy horse ! That apple just flung the toilet and it won’t stop swinging ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Ha! Explain THAT to my officemates as I giggle like a loon :)

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Holy rabbitt ! That ball just kissed the Pizza Hut and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy puppies ! That lollipop just kissed the river and it won’t stop sailing ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy Badger ! That Orange just Kicked the Bar and it won’t stop Misting ‘til it reaches London!!

Holy prarie dog ! That cherry just spread the home and it won’t stop daring ‘til it reaches Oman!!

Holy coyote ! That globoid just glommed the bleachers and it won’t stop jaunting ‘til it reaches Guatemala!!

Holy sea gull ! That kumquat just hammered the detention hall and it won’t stop whopping ‘til it reaches Uzbekistan!!

I like the concept of a “holy sea gull.” I imagine a group of nuns at the beach tossing communion wafers to them.

Holy lemur ! That goldfish bowl just ate the Olympus Mons and it won’t stop bemoaning ‘til it reaches abroad!!

Holy ferrets! That moon just smelled the left field and it won’t stop whizzing ‘til it reaches Canada!!

OUCH.

Holy monkey ! That circular saw blade just mounted the nunnery and it won’t stop ejaculating ‘til it reaches kazakhstan!!

I love these!!
Holy Beaver ! That Sphere just jumped the London and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy Koala ! That ass just stumbled the home and it won’t stop swinging ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy fish ! That penny just stole the sky and it won’t stop spazzing ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy monkey ! That ball just sought the library and it won’t stop kissing ‘til it reaches Italy!!

Holy Jackrabbit ! That melon just pumped the heaven and it won’t stop freaking ‘til it reaches afghanistan!!

Holy beaver ! That snow ball just blasted the desert and it won’t stop smoking ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy ostrich ! That gumball just jumped the carwash and it won’t stop spinning ‘til it reaches Sri Lanka!!

Holy Bull ! That ball just hammered the no man’s land and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Siberia!!

Holy hog ! That apple just flayed the tower and it won’t stop throbbing ‘til it reaches Japan!!

I am so absolutely horrible when it comes to using my imagination.  I just spent 15 minutes trying to think up possibly funny things…. *sigh* LOL

Holy spider monkey ! That marble just fluttered the Zanzinbar and it won’t stop pulsating ‘til it reaches Finland!!

Holy gopher ! That meatball just whizzed the truckstop and it won’t stop loping ‘til it reaches Denmark!!

Holy Emu ! That cantaloupe just waited the port-a-potty and it won’t stop crossing ‘til it reaches Portugal!!

Holy salamander ! That orange just splattered the bedroom and it won’t stop spurting ‘til it reaches Constantinople!!

Holy Woodchuck ! That grapefruit just skidded the cathedral and it won’t stop sailing ‘til it reaches Bermuda!!

Holy humming bird! That cookie just smoked the Magic kingdom, and it won’t stop tinkling ‘til it reaches the Dominican Republic!

Holy beaver ! That orange just carved the yard and it won’t stop swiping ‘til it reaches Japan!!

Holy Platypus! That ball just slapped the Bitter Creek and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy tiger! That watermelon just blew the belltower and it won’t stop dancing til it reaches Fiji!

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Holy panda ! That melon just kissed the kitchen and it won’t stop smacking ‘til it reaches Nepal!!

Holy naked mole rat! That coconut just flunked the mountaintop and it won’t stop whining ‘til it reaches my mother-in-law’s house!!

Holy capybara ! That ping pong ball just ate the Sesame Street and it won’t stop snoozing ‘til it reaches Zimbabwe!!

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Holy Ocelot ! That Magic 8 Ball just Humped the Earth and it won’t stop Snarking ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy Cougar ! That melon just spat the Shangri-la and it won’t stop slurping ‘til it reaches Abu-Dhabi!!

Wow, I’m not the only one who thought of Shangri-la!

Holy black-footed ferret ! That cantaloupe just slung the Taj Mahal and it won’t stop prancing ‘til it reaches France!!

HA! I’m happy with that, even though “slung the Taj Mahal” makes no sense. Sounds more like the cantaloupe downed a martini. :)

Holy platypus ! That balloon just hit the treehouse and it won’t stop hopping ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Holy bunny! That melon just slammed the waterfall and it won’t stop dusting ‘til it reaches Uzbekistan!!

JT

Holy hedgehogs ! That grapefruit just spiked the sky and it won’t stop spinning ‘til it reaches Spain!!

I went for the alliteration approach.

Holy Penguin ! That snowball just flew the beach and it won’t stop swimming ‘til it reaches Bermuda!!

Holy Marmoset ! That testicle just squatted the bookstore and it won’t stop smooshing ‘til it reaches Iceland!!

I just realized that I have no idea what a marmoset looks like. ^.^

captcha: per98…. Second base was lost, per the 98 ballplayers whose bats wouldn’t rise the occasion because of all those steroids..

Holy stink-beetle ! That snowglobe just imploded the glove compartment and it won’t stop erupting ‘til it reaches Guam!!

Holy Cat ! That mellon just flew the school and it won’t stop laughing ‘til it reaches Germany!!

Holy beagle ! That circular saw just wailed the garage and it won’t stop milking ‘til it reaches Romania!!

Hee! Hee!

Holy wallaby ! That knob just litigated the toilet stall and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Mozambique!!

Holy Tasmanian Devil ! That snowglobe just shattered the playground and it won’t stop fluffing ‘til it reaches Poland!!

Holy Tasmanian Devil ! That coconut just swirled the toilet and it won’t stop swimming ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Holy lemur ! That marble just tapped the grand canyon and it won’t stop roaring ‘til it reaches Ukrane!!

Holy aardvark ! That gumball just kerfuffled the Mississippi and it won’t stop gyrating ‘til it reaches Guam!!

Holy kangaroo ! That orb just sprang the pen and it won’t stop screaming ‘til it reaches Djibouti!!

Holy rabbit ! That peach just blasted the house and it won’t stop whistling ‘til it reaches Spain!!

Holy gecko ! That marble just slalomed the lakeside and it won’t stop wobbling ‘til it reaches Scotland!!

Holy wombat! That egg just sweated the grocery store and it won’t stop blinding until it reaches Burkina Faso!!

Holy Bunny ! That bubble just shot the river’s edge and it won’t stop winging ‘til it reaches Peru!!

“walked24” - Oh there would sooooooo need to be a pitching change if you walked 24 players!

Holy possum! That grape just shot the cantina and it won’t stop smoking ‘til it reaches Argentina!!

Now, that was fun.

Holy puppy ! That pizza just smacked the San Francisco and it won’t stop smoking ‘til it reaches France!!

“Smacked the San Francisco”...that sounds vaguely dirty. As a native San Franciscan, I approve.

Holy Newt ! That can of Diet Coke just fired the University of Cincinnati and it won’t stop fleeing ‘til it reaches Estonia!!

Holy tree frog! That clay pigeon just roared the Kalamazoo and it won’t stop streaking ‘til it reaches Vanuatu.

This is an absolutely hilarious contest. Huge Cubs fan here and I remember Harry Caray “There’s a drive… Waaay back… It might be… It could be…It is! A home run!

hahaha…Holy bunny! That cookie just exploded the lake and it won’t stop splashing ‘til it reaches australia!!

Fun!

Holy hermit crab ! That snowglobe just drank the Kalamazoo and it won’t stop deafening ‘til it reaches Liberia!!

“Holy chinchilla ! That ring just ate the theater and it won’t stop looking ‘til it reaches Ottowa!!”

I might start watching more sports if they talk like this…

Holy Alpaca ! That Eye just worked the Arkansas and it won’t stop Loping ‘til it reaches Sri Lanka!!

That’s right—-I said loping!

Holy Kitty ! That Olive just drenched the hearth and it won’t stop pulsing ‘til it reaches India!!

Holy Cat ! That Orange just Hacked the Library and it won’t stop Reading ‘til it reaches Texas!!

Texas is too a foreign country!

Spam word: month22 22 days left this month, close but not quite.

Holy Wombat ! That Boob just Shook the Disney World and it won’t stop Laughing ‘til it reaches China!!

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Holy monkey ! That moon pie just mowed the mountain and it won’t stop moving ‘til it reaches Mogadishu!!

Holy Chihuahua ! That blueberry just sponged the Bangladesh and it won’t stop whinging ‘til it reaches Spain!!

Holy whale! That orange just walked the Tokyo and it won’t stop riding ‘til it reaches New Zealand!!

Holy pussycat ! That globe just mummified the Central Park and it won’t stop fornicating ‘til it reaches Canada!!

okay, that makes no sense….but I guess that’s the fun part :- )

Holy farting squirrels ! That cannonball just pooted over the hot dog stand and it won’t stop stinking ‘til it reaches Toledo!!

(now I get to read everyone else’s - didn’t want to cheat or ‘nuthin…)

Holy Zebra ! That balloon just galloped the back porch and it won’t stop sizzling ‘til it reaches China!!

@Ciar - Well, Zimbabwe is the best place, now, isn’t it?  =-)

Holy Pachyderm ! That paper plate just trashed the barn and it won’t stop dumping ‘til it reaches Tanzania!!

@SBSarah - yay! You stopped Swiper! We did it! Ariba!

Next entry:

Holy ROUSes ! That farm boy just swashbuckled the Fire Swamp and it won’t stop slashing ‘til it reaches the pirate ship “Revenge”!!

(Hmm, needs work)

Holy Humpback ! That disco ball just shined the tool shed and it won’t stop spinning ‘til it reaches Norway!!

Holy manatee ! That door knob just missed the mattress and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Saint Lucia!!

Stupid wonky internet connection won’t let me through! Take six…

Holy calamari! That matzoh ball just gefilted the sushi restaurant and it won’t stop kibitzing ‘til it reaches Israel!!

Holy Sheepdog ! That lollipop just flicked the internet and it won’t stop blogging ‘til it reaches Sardinia!!

These things are more addictive than meth on a bad day!

Holy porcupine! That pumpkin just passed out the Pickering Flea Market and it won’t stop pining ‘til it reaches Poland!!

Holy sloth ! That dust bunny just ululated the Ulan Bator and it won’t stop infinitive splitting ‘til it reaches Burkina Faso!!

Yes. That DOES sound a lot like baseball, doesn’t it? :)

Holy Panther ! That globe just mourned the ocean and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Ireland!!

I like it!

Holy naked mole rat ! That nut just stroked the downtown and it won’t stop laving ‘til it reaches Uganda!!

Holy seahorse ! That manhole cover just shined the stadium and it won’t stop leaping ‘til it reaches the Congo!!

Holy naked mole rat ! That spheroid just waltzed the wild blue yonder and it won’t stop dancing ‘til it reaches Lichtenstein!!

hee-hee…

Holy inchworm ! That peach just reached the Pitcairn Islands and it won’t stop rolling ‘til it reaches Palau!!

Holy Polar Bear ! That snowball just missed the governor’s house and it won’t stop rocketing ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Why yes, I am sick of the whole mess.

Holy Walrus ! That blowhole just puckered the aquarium and it won’t stop spurting ‘til it reaches Panama!!

Holy Norweigan Elkhound ! That spherical nodule just erupted the Shan-gri-la and it won’t stop fountaining ‘til it reaches Abu Dhabi!!

We LOVE your blog and decided to give you guys the Kreativ Blogger Award on our own blog:  Book ? Soulmates.

Keep up the awesome work!!

Holy Squid ! That UFO just ricocheted the Alamo and it won’t stop abuducting ‘til it reaches Kazakhstan!!

Holy liger ! That collar just licked the bed and it won’t stop smelling ‘til it reaches Costa Rica!!

Holy wallaby! That fried egg just collated the Dildo and it won’t stop exploding ‘til it reaches Madagascar!!

Er, just FYI, Dildo is a place in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. Um. Yes.

Holy platypus ! That testicle just defenestrated the black hole and it won’t stop pondering ‘til it reaches Spratly Islands!!

Hmmm…there’s something strangly metaphysical about that line.

So fun!!

Holy Kitten ! That marble just walked the Homer and it won’t stop dancing ‘til it reaches Greece!!

I’ve read 3 or 4 of Shalvis’ previous books and enjoyed them. Actually, I’ve been eyeing the two in the adverts on this site and meaning to pick them up, so…

Holy mole ! That doorknob just dozed the church and it won’t stop messing ‘til it reaches Costa Rica!!

“Holy mole” is definitely gonna be my new exclamation of choice. Love that.

Holy Wildebeest ! That mango just galloped the library and it won’t stop singing ‘til it reaches Uruguay!!

My favorite baseball catchphrase is Dave Niehaus with the Seattle Mariners.  “Get out the rye bread and mustard, grandma!  It’s Grand Salami Time!”

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Holy hedgehog ! That wheel of cheese just grew the Taj Majal and it won’t stop fishing ‘til it reaches Brazil!!

Holy Prothonary Warbler ! That olive just foraged the swamp and it won’t stop swimming ‘til it reaches West Indies!!

(yes, I see a whole bunch of birds flocking our way)

Holy Badger ! That ball just wanked the outside and it won’t stop speeding ‘til it reaches france!!
It almost makes sense.

Holy hedgehog ! That croquet ball just threw the Alabama and it won’t stop jumping ‘til it reaches Japan!!

Holy Fox ! That Orb just squeezed the glade and it won’t stop shining ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy Bubbles! That golf ball just knocked the Internet and it won’t stop Moonwalking ‘til it reaches Neverland!!

It’s a Jacko inspired baseball call ;)

Holy aardvark ! That globe just galvanized the Tokyo and it won’t stop shaking ‘til it reaches Madagascar!!

@Kathryn: I really like “knocked the internet” xD

Holy wombat ! That ball just parked the bed and it won’t stop petting ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Holy Baltimore Oriole ! That orange just pummelled the evergreen and it won’t stop singing ‘til it reaches Cuba!!

Holy Titmouse ! That dixie cup just burned the 7-11 and it won’t stop grinding ‘til it reaches Qatar!!

Holy Dickcissel ! That cheek just buzzed the desk and it won’t stop tingling ‘til it reaches Mexico!!

(can’t…stop…obsessed…sorry…)

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Holy Dragon ! That sliotar just zinged the Termolnfeckin and it won’t stop dancing ‘til it reaches abyssinia!!

Holy prairie dog ! That melon just socked the school-yard and it won’t stop sluicing ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy Zebra! That orb just dangled the Windsor Palace and it won’t stop taping ‘til it reaches Mozambique!!

I think I’ll use this at my next get together!

Holy ocelot ! That orb just occulted the Ohio and it won’t stop ostracizing ‘til it reaches the Ottoman Empire!!

Er, yes!

Holy Cassowary ! That globe just hit the mound and it won’t stop thrusting ‘til it reaches Fiji!

Holy duck-billed platypus ! That bowling ball just pontificated the New York City and it won’t stop sleeping ‘til it reaches Egypt!!

Holy duck ! That snowball just caught the sky and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Holy Welcome Swallow ! That jaw-breaker just topped the tunnel and it won’t stop colonizing ‘til it reaches New Zealand!!

(who knew bird names were such fertile ground?)

Holy hawk ! That bead just died the the backyard and it won’t stop singing ‘til it reaches Slobovia!!

Holy rhino ! That bowling ball just rammed the bedroom and it won’t stop howling ‘til it reaches scotland!!

Holy lemming ! That lemon just leapt the lexington and it won’t stop leaving ‘til it reaches luxembourg!!

Holy black-footed ferret ! That cantaloupe just elevated the New Orleans and it won’t stop explaining ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy tiger! That ball just gone the bed room and it won’t stop screwing ‘til it reaches Mexico!!

Holy sponge ! That moon pie just chewed the hidden underground laboratory and it won’t stop vacuuming ‘til it reaches Kyrgyzstan!!

Holy ring-tailed lemur ! That planet just leaped the mall and it won’t stop pleasing ‘til it reaches Saudi Arabia!!

Holy gopher ! That disk just tossed the green monster and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Timbuktu!!

Yes, I am a Red Sox fan!

Holy zebra ! That donut just thrilled the cave and it won’t stop sucking ‘til it reaches Philippines!!

Holy rabbit ! That knob just cleaned the hilltop and it won’t stop laving ‘til it reaches peru!!

Holy armadillo ! That head just honked the kitchen and it won’t stop honking ‘til it reaches Ulan Bator!!

Holy lemur ! That oatmeal raisin cookie just screwing the under the interstate and it won’t stop sucking ‘til it reaches The Death Star!!

(Birds in the afterlife)

Holy Bushtit ! That egg just whacked the pan and it won’t stop frying ‘til it reaches Hell!!

Holy Yellowhammer ! That orb just crashed the fjord and it won’t stop rolling ‘til it reaches Valhalla!!

Holy Badger! That orb just napped the Vegas and it won’t stop skipping till it reaches Tasmnia!

Holy Giraffe ! That planet just was the Boston and it won’t stop molting ‘til it reaches Croatia!!
Oh my! Lets try again…it’s got to be better than this!

Holy Kangaroo ! That tomato just has the bank and it won’t stop leaving ‘til it reaches Malta!!

Holy Beaver ! That globe just trotted the moon and it won’t stop whizzing ‘til it reaches Zimbabwe!!

Of course, my inner Grammar Nazi wants to correct this, but I’m forcing myself to leave it alone.  :) 

Gotta love Zimbabwe.

Holy wallaby ! That cantelope just opened the shed and it won’t stop shoveling ‘til it reaches Kyrgyzstan!!

Holy wombat ! That frisbee just lurked the hannover and it won’t stop loafing ‘til it reaches kazakstan!!

I’m not even going to try and figure that out.

Holy Mole ! That cantaloupe just spiked the roof and it won’t stop screaming ‘til it reaches Peru!!

Hilarious, and unintential use of the little clawed Mole (I bet a most reading heard “Mole -E” in their heads). Blame the cat for mole on the brain, and squirrel, starling, sparrow, rabbit, and snake.

Holy weasel ! That globe just spun the skyscraper and it won’t stop whizzing ‘til it reaches Siberia!!

Holy moose ! That cantaloupe just sprung the graveyard and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Belarus!!

“Holy badger ! That bowling ball just bashed the basement and it won’t stop bouncing ‘til it reaches Bohemia!! “

Holy Marmoset ! That cocktail olive just flagellated the cul-de-sac and it won’t stop vibrating ‘til it reaches Hong Kong!!

Actually, the Giants have a female announcer…
Holy Coyote! That marble just became the Fresno and it won’t stop walking ‘til it reaches Canada!!

This is just so irresistible

Holy platypus ! That meatball just trashed the Ulan Bator and it won’t stop rafting ‘til it reaches Fiji!!

Holy Fan-Tailed Berrypecker ! That frisbee just nailed the woods and it won’t stop screaming ‘til it reaches Papua New Guinea!!

I KNOW this is about baseball. But when I read the tag lines I was reminded of the late great Brian Johnston (cricket pundit). Whose classic clanger whilst announcing the names of the players was :-
“The batsman’s Holding , the bowler’s Willey”........Cue howls of laughter from the other commentators &  most of the BBC’s
listeners !

Holy tiger! That sun just flamed Texas and it won’t stop napping ‘til it reaches India!

Holy weasel ! That marble just wanted the kitchen and it won’t stop chattering ‘til it reaches kazakhstsan!!

Holy muskrat ! That charlie brown’s head just dinged the Sahara Desert and it won’t stop toasting ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy Sea Urchin ! That gumball just rode the bullpen and it won’t stop twitching ‘til it reaches Siberia!!