Smart Bitches, Trashy Books

Ooh me first!

Holy squirrel ! That glass eye just ejaculated the Carthage and it won’t stop smarting ‘til it reaches Vatican City!!

Hurrah!  More BitchLibs!

Holy Beaver ! That target just foamed the kitchen and it won’t stop tripping ‘til it reaches Costa Rica!!

Holy Egret ! That doughnut just tripped the basement and it won’t stop expecting ‘til it reaches Zimbabwe!!

Holy poodle ! That marble just fondled the bedroom and it won’t stop riding ‘til it reaches Italy!!

Holy Marmoset ! That meatball just stole the spare room and it won’t stop frenching ‘til it reaches Uruguay!!

Holy horse ! That ball just swacked the kingdom and it won’t stop swiving ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy manatee ! That tangerine just nuzzled the beach and it won’t stop shuffling ‘til it reaches Ireland!!

Holy elephant! That meatball just smoked Fifth Avenue and it won’t stop spinning until it flips Zimbabwe.

Andieg, wonder how many of us picked Zimbabwe?

I love the NYY announcer who says “see ya!” I use that all the time.

Holy monkey ! That hula hoop just spanked the Disney World and it won’t stop riding ‘til it reaches Swaziland!!

ROFLMFAO

Holy emu ! That sphere just caned the Opera House and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Peru!!

Holy dolphin ! That bubble just wasted the sea-side and it won’t stop grinning ‘til it reaches Antarctica!!

(It sounds like something 1970’s Boy Wonder would say to Batman - kaPOW!)

Hee!

Holy llama ! That plastic lid just tuned the Iqaluit, Nunavut and it won’t stop undulating ‘til it reaches Nigeria!!

Holy skunk! That pinball just fired the castle and it won’t stop swallowing ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Holy crow ! That canteloupe just smashed the Starbucks and it won’t stop crying ‘til it reaches Moracco!!

Holy tiger ! That sphere just barked the park and it won’t stop going ‘til it reaches Botswana!!

Holy Raccoon ! That superball just happened the factory and it won’t stop thinking ‘til it reaches Kuala Lumpur!!

We miss Harry Kalas of the Phillies - It’s outta heeerrreee!!!

Holy Sloth ! That doughnut just squandered the Shangrila and it won’t stop coining ‘til it reaches The Greater Antilles!!  }:)

Holy cheetah ! That pearl just spanked the dorm room and it won’t stop gelling ‘til it reaches Nepal!!

Holy wombat ! That kiwi just dug the mountain top and it won’t stop bitching ‘til it reaches New Zealand!!

Holy hamster ! That breast just flashed the music hall and it won’t stop bouncing ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy octopus ! That sphere just lathed the library and it won’t stop paving ‘til it reaches Myanmar!!

Holy marmot ! That plum just spanked the library and it won’t stop staggering ‘til it reaches Wales!!

Holy Gerbil ! That tire just sweated the Sesame Street and it won’t stop jiggling ‘til it reaches Timbuktu!!

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Holy chipmunk ! That cantalope just copulated the caboose and it won’t stop cartwheeling ‘til it reaches Christmas Island!!

I do love me some baseball and Jill Shalvis’s DOUBLE PLAY takes the boys of summer to a whole new place!

Holy black footed ferret ! That musk melon just recovered the the badlands and it won’t stop spelunking ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy Marsupial ! That kumquat just swung the Timbuktu and it won’t stop snarkin ‘til it reaches Belguim!!

Holy Ostrich ! That globe just whacked the Minneapolis and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Djibouti!!

I tried to be spontaneous, but Djibouti is necessary.

Holy lemur ! That apple just licked the bookstore and it won’t stop joking ‘til it reaches Norway!!

These are so much fun!

Holy hippopotamus ! That potpourri globe just enervated behind the barn and it won’t stop chewing ‘til it reaches the Principality of Liechtenstein!!

Holy dachshund ! That frisbee just plopped the Amish Country and it won’t stop smooching ‘til it reaches Ireland!!

Holy armadillo ! That orange just bounced the broom closet and it won’t stop sweating ‘til it reaches Egypt!!

This round of libs has yet more fruit! ;)

Hee!

Holy bushbaby ! That acorn just squawked the bedroom and it won’t stop belching ‘til it reaches Egypt!!

Holy cheetah ! That melon just thwacked the detroit and it won’t stop crackling ‘til it reaches iceland!!

Holy bosoms! That musketball just screamed the into orbit and it won’t stop thrilling ‘til it reaches Pluto!!

Holy chicken ! That water balloon just skittered the Mars and it won’t stop ralphing ‘til it reaches Poland!!

Holy llama ! That dinner plate just swept the Nipawin and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy llama ! That stressball just went the school and it won’t stop hitting ‘til it reaches Liechtenstien!!

Bob Uecker of the Minnesota Brewers

Just so you know…the Brewers are from Milwaukee, not MN…we’ve got the Twinks.

Holy camel ! That poison sphere just leaked the Hell and it won’t stop killing ‘til it reaches Italy!!

Holy skunk ! That sun just washed the Bolinas and it won’t stop lurching ‘til it reaches Romania!!

Also, The San Francisco Giants had a woman announcer for a while.

Holy tiger ! That sucker just spun the sex shop and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Turkey!!

Holy Hamsters ! That baseball just smoked the stratosphere and it won’t stop flaming ‘til it reaches Pango Pango!!

Holy alpaca ! That cupcake just skipped the parking lot and it won’t stop spanking ‘til it reaches Namibia!!

That was entirely too much fun!

Holy Hedgehog ! That Ball of Yarn just Dated the Trench and it won’t stop Dancing ‘til it reaches India!!

Holy African Wild Dog ! That baseball just hit the Tiger Stadium and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Canada !!

Holy armadillo ! That moon just rammed the garden and it won’t stop swinging ‘til it reaches Lichtenstein!!

Holy Zebra ! That lemonhead just pranced the cellar and it won’t stop churning ‘til it reaches Suriname!!

Woot!

Holy chinchilla! That super ball just shellacked the beach and it won’t stop punting ‘til it reaches Ireland!!

Good stoat almight! That tulip bulb just ran to Bismark and won’t stop remembering until it gets to England!

Holy sloth ! That blueberry just scooted the third-story window and it won’t stop skipping ‘til it reaches The Galapagos Islands!!

Holy anteater ! That frisbee just shot the left field and it won’t stop hitting ‘til it reaches Spain!!

Holy milking cow ! That cud just flew the barn and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Scotland!!

Holy panther ! That cantaloupe just pasted the Minneapolis and it won’t stop tickling ‘til it reaches Andorra!!

Hmm. My verification word (what97) really summarizes how I feel about my homerun phrase!

Holy platypus ! That wheel just swung the zoo and it won’t stop rolling ‘til it reaches Switzerland!!

Holy ferret ! That watermelon just yoinked the campus and it won’t stop squeezing ‘til it reaches Belgium!!

Holy horse ! That apple just flung the toilet and it won’t stop swinging ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Ha! Explain THAT to my officemates as I giggle like a loon :)

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Holy rabbitt ! That ball just kissed the Pizza Hut and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy puppies ! That lollipop just kissed the river and it won’t stop sailing ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy Badger ! That Orange just Kicked the Bar and it won’t stop Misting ‘til it reaches London!!

Holy prarie dog ! That cherry just spread the home and it won’t stop daring ‘til it reaches Oman!!

Holy coyote ! That globoid just glommed the bleachers and it won’t stop jaunting ‘til it reaches Guatemala!!

Holy sea gull ! That kumquat just hammered the detention hall and it won’t stop whopping ‘til it reaches Uzbekistan!!

I like the concept of a “holy sea gull.” I imagine a group of nuns at the beach tossing communion wafers to them.

Holy lemur ! That goldfish bowl just ate the Olympus Mons and it won’t stop bemoaning ‘til it reaches abroad!!

Holy ferrets! That moon just smelled the left field and it won’t stop whizzing ‘til it reaches Canada!!

OUCH.

Holy monkey ! That circular saw blade just mounted the nunnery and it won’t stop ejaculating ‘til it reaches kazakhstan!!

I love these!!
Holy Beaver ! That Sphere just jumped the London and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy Koala ! That ass just stumbled the home and it won’t stop swinging ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy fish ! That penny just stole the sky and it won’t stop spazzing ‘til it reaches France!!

Holy monkey ! That ball just sought the library and it won’t stop kissing ‘til it reaches Italy!!

Holy Jackrabbit ! That melon just pumped the heaven and it won’t stop freaking ‘til it reaches afghanistan!!

Holy beaver ! That snow ball just blasted the desert and it won’t stop smoking ‘til it reaches Canada!!

Holy ostrich ! That gumball just jumped the carwash and it won’t stop spinning ‘til it reaches Sri Lanka!!

Holy Bull ! That ball just hammered the no man’s land and it won’t stop flying ‘til it reaches Siberia!!

Holy hog ! That apple just flayed the tower and it won’t stop throbbing ‘til it reaches Japan!!

I am so absolutely horrible when it comes to using my imagination.  I just spent 15 minutes trying to think up possibly funny things…. *sigh* LOL

Holy spider monkey ! That marble just fluttered the Zanzinbar and it won’t stop pulsating ‘til it reaches Finland!!

Holy gopher ! That meatball just whizzed the truckstop and it won’t stop loping ‘til it reaches Denmark!!

Holy Emu ! That cantaloupe just waited the port-a-potty and it won’t stop crossing ‘til it reaches Portugal!!

Holy salamander ! That orange just splattered the bedroom and it won’t stop spurting ‘til it reaches Constantinople!!

Holy Woodchuck ! That grapefruit just skidded the cathedral and it won’t stop sailing ‘til it reaches Bermuda!!

Holy humming bird! That cookie just smoked the Magic kingdom, and it won’t stop tinkling ‘til it reaches the Dominican Republic!

Holy beaver ! That orange just carved the yard and it won’t stop swiping ‘til it reaches Japan!!

Holy Platypus! That ball just slapped the Bitter Creek and it won’t stop running ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy tiger! That watermelon just blew the belltower and it won’t stop dancing til it reaches Fiji!

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Holy panda ! That melon just kissed the kitchen and it won’t stop smacking ‘til it reaches Nepal!!

Holy naked mole rat! That coconut just flunked the mountaintop and it won’t stop whining ‘til it reaches my mother-in-law’s house!!

Holy capybara ! That ping pong ball just ate the Sesame Street and it won’t stop snoozing ‘til it reaches Zimbabwe!!

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Holy Ocelot ! That Magic 8 Ball just Humped the Earth and it won’t stop Snarking ‘til it reaches Russia!!

Holy Cougar ! That melon just spat the Shangri-la and it won’t stop slurping ‘til it reaches Abu-Dhabi!!

Wow, I’m not the only one who thought of Shangri-la!

Holy black-footed ferret ! That cantaloupe just slung the Taj Mahal and it won’t stop prancing ‘til it reaches France!!

HA! I’m happy with that, even though “slung the Taj Mahal” makes no sense. Sounds more like the cantaloupe downed a martini. :)

Holy platypus ! That balloon just hit the treehouse and it won’t stop hopping ‘til it reaches Australia!!

Holy bunny! That melon just slammed the waterfall and it won’t stop dusting ‘til it reaches Uzbekistan!!

JT

Holy hedgehogs ! That grapefruit just spiked the sky and it won’t stop spinning ‘til it reaches Spain!!

I went for the alliteration approach.

Holy Penguin ! That snowball just flew the beach and it won’t stop swimming ‘til it reaches Bermuda!!

Holy Marmoset ! That testicle just squatted the bookstore and it won’t stop smooshing ‘til it reaches Iceland!!

I just realized that I have no idea what a marmoset looks like. ^.^

captcha: per98…. Second base was lost, per the 98 ballplayers whose bats wouldn’t rise the occasion because of all those steroids..

Holy stink-beetle ! That snowglobe just imploded the glove compartment and it won’t stop erupting ‘til it reaches Guam!!

Holy Cat ! That mellon just flew the school and it won’t stop laughing ‘til it reaches Germany!!

Holy beagle ! That circular saw just wailed the garage and it won’t stop milking ‘til it reaches Romania!!

Hee! Hee!

Holy wallaby ! That knob just litigated the toilet stall and it won’t stop spewing ‘til it reaches Mozambique!!

Holy Tasmanian Devil ! That snowglobe just shattered the playground and it won’t stop fluffing ‘til it reaches Poland!!