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by SB Sarah | by SB Sarah | November 30, 2008 | Sunday at 4:26 am | 48 CommentsYou will never look at flan the same way again.
The comments, too, are gold. Spoogetastic gold.
[Thanks to Elf for the link.]
Filed: But...that's not really about romance novels, General Bitching
Tagged: wacky science, make the burning stop, food
Annmarie said on 11.30.08 at 05:03 AM • [link]
I saw that a few days ago. It is hilarious…in an omg this is totally disgusting sort of way.
Sandra D said on 11.30.08 at 05:33 AM • [link]
Nnnooooooooo, I love flan! That’s just all sorts of wrong, can you imagine serving that to your mother? “This is delicious dear, what’s your secret?” “Fresh eggs and oh yeah a cup of Bob’s semen. I used Fred’s in the salad dressing, I find it just blends better with the savoury flavours.”
Shiloh Walker said on 11.30.08 at 05:49 AM • [link]
Oh, now that is so very wrong.
amy lane said on 11.30.08 at 05:54 AM • [link]
Yeah… how WOULD you introduce that one to company?
“Hey, this flan is great—I’d LOVE the recipe!”
“Well first go give your husband a blow job, and then techniques vary, but…”
*shudder*
Many many levels of wrong.
ev said on 11.30.08 at 05:56 AM • [link]
No, no, no, no!!! Flan is my absolutely favorite dessert and I wil never be able to look at it again without wondering.
I hate shit like that.
spamword- car58 where are you????
Joanna S. said on 11.30.08 at 06:34 AM • [link]
*screams into an uncaring universe*
NOOOOOOOOOO!! WHHHHYYYYY?!
Or, on second thought, I must show this to my boyfriend immediately - he may want it as a stocking stuffer (hur.)
Alisha Rai said on 11.30.08 at 06:48 AM • [link]
I closed the window down when I read what the description bar said. Then I went and clicked on the link again, damn curiousity. Ewwwww. Now, can I really buy it?
My favorite comment: “I’ve worked in MacDonald’s and Pizza Hut and I’ve been doing this for years.” Well, that will certainly help my current dieting efforts.
Yumiko said on 11.30.08 at 07:39 AM • [link]
R-really? Really internet? You ACTUALLY went there? I… I just…. no words.
And oh my god, the comments. I am both extremely disgusted and highly amused.
Troutqueen said on 11.30.08 at 08:16 AM • [link]
The urge to use this as a stocking stuffer with a batch of fresh-baked brownies and no explanation is amazing…
BUT EWWWW!
Elf said on 11.30.08 at 08:32 AM • [link]
Y’all are welcome - lol!
As soon as I got done literally spraying my monitor with Sprite (and then cleaning it off), I knew I had to share it with the fine folks here. I mean, what’s more romantic than cooking with your significant other (as long as he has the means, of course). *snorffle*
Huggles!
eaeaea said on 11.30.08 at 10:18 AM • [link]
The comments below are just priceless. You can’t help but keep reading…
Cabiria said on 11.30.08 at 10:26 AM • [link]
Between this and the testicle cookbook on Boing-Boing, I think the internet is trying to tell me something…
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/11/29/the-gonad-gourmet.html
BrutallyHonestBabes said on 11.30.08 at 10:36 AM • [link]
This is nothing new - sea men have been doing this for years!
Joanne said on 11.30.08 at 02:37 PM • [link]
Ahahahaha that is genius. And it seems you can actually buy the book!
Ashwinder said on 11.30.08 at 04:14 PM • [link]
Now I’ve got a Monty Python earworm. Thanks, um, I think.
Silver James said on 11.30.08 at 05:14 PM • [link]
I. Want. This. Book. (And not even so I can burn it. *bwahahaha*) My best friend soooo needs this in his stocking at Christmas. His wife may want to kill me but….
All semi-joking aside, that is just so wrong on so many levels! Glad the coffee is still dripping. No chance of a keyboard/monitor accident.
Rainbow Tea said on 11.30.08 at 05:33 PM • [link]
Gotta say I’m not surprised. Then I’ve got to say I’ve got a fit of the giggles.
I can actually understand why it exists, and why people would actually eat… er, that. But seriously, if I go to someone’s house and they offer me something to eat and that book is on the coffee table for all to see…
Tina M. said on 11.30.08 at 05:58 PM • [link]
See, men CAN help out in the kitchen!
Erica said on 11.30.08 at 06:49 PM • [link]
Ahh just in time for the holidays too. Wonder if putting it on the coffee table can keep the in-laws away.
Shavedlongcock said on 11.30.08 at 07:41 PM • [link]
What about people on low salt diets? LOL
Karibelle said on 11.30.08 at 08:10 PM • [link]
Ew ew ew ew ew!
E said on 11.30.08 at 08:17 PM • [link]
As a person with an extreme phobia, I can only say I wish I never clicked the link. Just the thought of it makes my stomach burns.
ms bookjunkie said on 11.30.08 at 08:50 PM • [link]
What Karibelle said. With a few more ew’s thrown in.
Elizabeth Wadsworth said on 11.30.08 at 09:49 PM • [link]
I’m all for recycling, but isn’t this carrying it to extremes? On the other hand, it doesn’t strike me as any more disgusting than the new mothers (and apparently Tom Cruise as well) who are into eating the placenta after childbirth. And I suppose the cooking process would eliminate any concerns about STDs. My computer wouldn’t let me read the whole article—are there actually supposed to be health benefits to eating semen? Or is it just for the shock value?
lovecow2000 said on 11.30.08 at 10:45 PM • [link]
I feel so soiled… It was like the Twilight books once you start reading you can’t stop.
Taylor Reynolds said on 11.30.08 at 11:12 PM • [link]
My favorite quote from what is listed in the book, “...frozen semen can be mixed with syrup and shaved ice to make yummy ice cones.” Yummy? Seriously? That’s the adjective you choose to describe it??? And the book reminds you that if you prefer fresh semen in your recipe, please remove the pan from heat before ejaculating in it.
Chrissy said on 11.30.08 at 11:47 PM • [link]
*?*
...
*!*
StephanieL said on 12.01.08 at 12:40 AM • [link]
That is just wrong on all levels. It is amazing what people will do.. My favorite is the guy who supplemented pig sperm. Just when you think it can’t get an worse someone inevitably finds a new level of nasty!
rebyj said on 12.01.08 at 02:01 AM • [link]
I spewed coke all over my monitor laughing so hard over that comment LOL
Tina M. said on 12.01.08 at 02:36 AM • [link]
And you thought you had to worry about what they might put into your food at a restaurant or fast food place.
annfes said on 12.01.08 at 03:10 AM • [link]
I mean, didja REALLY have to?
Debra said on 12.01.08 at 03:44 AM • [link]
Semen! It’s not just for breakfast anymore!
I just read the description to my dh, and he left the room he terror. I couldn’t finish my omelette with the glorious cheese oozing out.
Ha ha - comes94 - Must be the semen cookbook equivalent of Baskin Robbins
xssa annella said on 12.01.08 at 04:58 AM • [link]
i foudn the comment -i feed this tro my family- to be highly disturbing. are they really feeding this to their childern? is daddy sitting there with a big grin on his face, “hey kids. i helped cook today. why are you gagging, honey? kids? honey?”
okay, i think it’s disgusting. maybe if this was for two people, in love, some small thing it might be okay. and if anyone was sneaking this into someone else’s food- you wouldn’t want to eat ground maggots, or types of feces, or liver, or anything you thought was gross no matter how healhty it might be. that’s just wrong.
overall, i just thought gross. gag. ick.
J.C. Wilder said on 12.01.08 at 05:03 AM • [link]
Guh - I think I threw up in my throat….
EJ McKenna said on 12.01.08 at 06:14 AM • [link]
It’s a whole world of wrong.
Health-department-closes-down-your-restaurant interesting?
Hep-C interesting? (or does cooking it destroy any viruses, bacteria and fungus?)
Pass-the-sick-bag interesting?
Mary Lynn said on 12.01.08 at 06:19 AM • [link]
Oh No…. Flan is lost to me forever! *urp*
Ocy said on 12.01.08 at 08:34 AM • [link]
You know, just the other day I was thinking we could use a new coffee table book…
spamword: stop64 Yes, there are 64 reasons to stop cooking with semen. Most of which end in “ew.”
ashley said on 12.01.08 at 04:11 PM • [link]
you can look at some of the pictures too! check out the oysters. that’s the dirtiest looking thing I’ve ever seen. At least the recipes only require you do use about a tablespoon of semen or so but still…. Anyway, I can see why this may be kinda cute between two lovers but please, no feed to the children.
Suze said on 12.01.08 at 06:11 PM • [link]
Heh. So I was laughing my butt off reading this last night, and the homophobic, gun-totin’ roomie came home and asked me what was up. Read some key passages to him. He said, “That better have been written by a chick!”
Upon my confirmation that it was, indeed, written by a man, he required that I surrender the computer so that he could surf gun porn to soothe his damaged psyche.
Esri Rose said on 12.01.08 at 07:18 PM • [link]
Who says semen is “nutritious,” apart from this nut?
Bleah!!
JaneyD said on 12.01.08 at 08:09 PM • [link]
:runs around room screaming:
EW-EW-EW-EW-EW-EW-EW-EW-EWWWWW!
Babs said on 12.01.08 at 10:07 PM • [link]
Oh man, I never liked flan…but this takes it to whole new level.
Bleh.
EmmyS said on 12.02.08 at 01:18 AM • [link]
Snowballs!
Amelia "Fuckheady Bitchipants" Elias said on 12.02.08 at 02:50 AM • [link]
That is just fucking WRONG. And I mean that in every possible way.
Flo said on 12.02.08 at 03:07 AM • [link]
What if you get an asparagus batch? WHAT THEN?????
Melissa said on 12.03.08 at 06:18 AM • [link]
I was doing so well at controlling my ‘ewwws’ and giggles until I saw this, EmmyS! Best joke this /year/!
maygirl said on 12.04.08 at 02:06 AM • [link]
i am completely icked out. to the extent that i had to share it with all my friends on facebook.
who cares about the flan! it’s the concept that is wigs me out.
spamword: known99. i should have known that there is still more in the world that can gross me out.
morriganscrow said on 12.04.08 at 12:55 PM • [link]
To add to the squick/lulz, I present the following links for your collective ...umm…enjoyment.
http://beta.yudu.com/item/details/13884/Sample-Version—-The-Testicle-Cookbook
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqvA5IyfSSQ
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