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A belated Personal Ad Contest

by Candy | August 12, 2006 | Saturday at 2:44 am | 14 Comments

Whoops, almost forgot to post a personal ad contest today. Hanyway, you know the Recipe to Awesomeness: Title + Author + Heroine’s Name = Smart Bitch Title, wheeyay.


Full mooooon, you saw me standing alooooone…

Time-travelling hottie with terminal disease who looks uncannily like ancestor would like to boink hostile great-great-great-many-greats grandfather in ancestral chateau located in France. Misunderstandings involving nuns and assorted narrow escapes a plus; knowing somebody who knows how to rig up a medieval centrifuge will come in useful, too. Trust me on this.

Filed: Guess That Lonely Heart!

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moonhart said on 08.12.06 at 03:38 AM

A Once and Future Love by Anne Kelleher?

moonhart

Stef said on 08.12.06 at 06:50 AM

Well, hell, I haven’t got the foggiest idea.

Drat!  Foiled again!

CindyS said on 08.12.06 at 10:53 AM

Dammit!  Another week as a peasant.

CindyS

Caro said on 08.12.06 at 05:01 PM

No idea, but I’m real curious.

Gehayi said on 08.12.06 at 11:39 PM

A Perfect Love by Sandra Landry.

Zzedar said on 08.13.06 at 02:07 AM

Nadine Du Monte, A Perfect Love, Sandra Landry.

Gehayi said on 08.13.06 at 03:14 AM

Oh, were we supposed to mention the name of the heroine too? I didn’t know that.

Candy said on 08.13.06 at 06:12 AM

Alas, no to all the answers so far.

Here’s a hint:

The book was published in 1993, and the author hasn’t published any romances (that I know of, anyway) since 1999.

CindyS said on 08.13.06 at 07:29 AM

Adrienne de Beaufort Across Time by Nina Beaumont

Wild, wild guess after some googling and amazon trolling.  That’s right, I don’t have a life.

That’s my first guess.

CindyS

Tara Marie said on 08.13.06 at 06:26 PM

How about Celine Fontaine in Shelley Thacker’s Forever His.

Candy said on 08.13.06 at 08:19 PM

YAY! Tara Marie finally got it! Woo!

What happened to Shelly Thacker, anyway? Her books were always just a bit over-the-top, but I enjoyed ‘em, by and large.

Gehayi said on 08.13.06 at 10:59 PM

According to http://www.shellythacker.com/ she’s, writing a non-fiction book called Moms-In-Waiting.

Tara Marie said on 08.14.06 at 01:16 AM

Yeah!!  Finally got one.

Carrie Lofty said on 08.14.06 at 04:22 AM

Congrats!  No offense, but I hope you get something more crap than a baroness.  I want to lord over someone other than the peasants.  More mojitos, ladies - hop to it! 

lovelysalome,
Baroness Huntinne-Muffine

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