Bitchin' Blog Posts
May 21, 2012 | Monday at 2:51 am | 10 Comments
Beguiling the Beauty is a late Victorian era romance that meets my geek criteria because of its use of science, specifically the study of fossils and the rise of evolutionary biology. My husband is an evolutionary biologist, so needless to say I was thrilled when I found out that Sherry Thomas' new book has an evolutionary biologist hero. I'm a huge Sherry Thomas fan and this book did not disappoint. In fact, it is by far my favorite book of hers, in no small part because it features the line, "Thank you for dinner. And thank you for the pleasure of the tetrapodichnites".
I'm trying to avoid gratuitous spoilers, but if you are super spoiler-phobic, you should stop reading this review and just start reading the book. It's great and you'll love it. For the rest of you, MILD SPOILERS AHEAD:
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May 19, 2012 | Saturday at 1:12 am | 29 Comments
I'm going to do two things I rarely do. One, I'm going to write a review for a book a few hours after I finished it. Two, I'm going to post a review for a book that has been appearing in digital and paper format slowly - and I hope it is available at your preferred retailer when this review goes live. I also hope this review inspires a few libraries to add this author to their collection, as I really liked this book.
This book was originally published in Sweden (and thus, in Swedish) in 2005 under the name Små citroner gula, which means "Small yellow lemon," if Babelfish isn't steering me wrong. It was translated into several languages, and is now available (somewhat) in the US.
Let's start with the one sad thing about this book. Tthe US cover is so horribly, terribly, no good, very bad awful.
There are no cupcakes in this book that I remember. Are cupcakes a waning fad in other countries the way they are here? Little overpriced cakes from specialty shops that individually cost as much as a dozen regular old still-delicious…
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May 18, 2012 | Friday at 10:10 am | 6 Comments
Via Maria Popova and Brainpickings comes this marvelous piece of NSFW grammar rap:
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I hope your weekend is wonderful for you and yours!
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May 18, 2012 | Friday at 7:54 am | 13 Comments
Should I infict the clown cover upon you another time? Yes, I think I shall:
She's got pigtails and a considering expression on her face.
He's, well, if you have a clown phobia, he's the most terrifying ever. If you don't have a clown phobia, he's still kind of terrifying.
So who wins the caption that cover HORROR EDITION?
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May 18, 2012 | Friday at 2:31 am | 19 Comments
I saw this on Ceilidhann's Twitter and it made me grin in a wonderfully silly way. This is the cast of Broadway's Anything Goes doing their version of One Direction:
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It is a sad fact that I don't love musicals, so much of Broadway is lost on me, but I love Anything Goes, and I want to see it just because this cast looks like they are having SUCH a good time.
I hope your weekend is full of all the things that make you want to sing and dance.
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May 17, 2012 | Thursday at 2:38 pm | 7 Comments
Sad news today: via Twitter, Monica Jackson's daughter Amethyst announced that Ms. Jackson passed away yesterday. Amethyst said her death was due to complications from surgery.
Jackson wrote on her blog last month that her health had taken a turn for the worse and that she'd be offline for awhile as a result. Jackson was the author of several African American romances, and had self published several new books.
I'm terribly sad to hear this news. Monica Jackson was one of the most outspoken people I've ever met online. She was not afraid to challenge anyone and anything she disagreed with. She was fearless. When I was drafting a chapter in Beyond Heaving Bosoms, trying to explain the obstacles African American authors faced in romance succinctly, trying to do justice to the topic when the topic could easily have been a book in and of itself, I asked if Monica would be willing to talk to me. She gave me her phone number, and in that conversation, I typed so fast I am amazed I could read my notes. I didn't always agree with Monica, but…
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May 17, 2012 | Thursday at 10:32 am | 10 Comments
Howdy folks who watched WPIX 11 news this morning and saw me give a very (very) quick run down of a list of erotic romance that might appeal to those of you who liked 50 Shades of Grey. If you'd like to watch the clip, PIX11 has it on their site now.
They asked for a selection of books that might appeal to readers who found 50 Shades erotic and compelling, so if you're looking to go book shopping, here's some shortcuts and shopping links for the books I mentioned this morning:
Bared to You is an erotic novel that has been called "the heir to 50 Shades." It's erotic romance, emotionally intense, and features the innocent heroine and the dominating and charismatic hero - only in this book, both characters are strong. There's a lot of emotional and physical drama, and it's engrossing. Seriously, save yourself a few hours to read this book. Jane from DearAuthor.com says she "might go out on a limb and guarantee that if you liked 50 Shades, Sylvia Day’s Bared to You will please you."
You can…
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May 17, 2012 | Thursday at 2:59 am | 86 Comments
I received the following book rant from Nali, and it's totally over The Top and back down the other side of The Top and climbing back up again. But this time - there is book rant challenge! I challenge you to guess which book this is? I'll give you a hint: it was published in the late 70s, and when I read this, I remembered reading it, and remembered the highfalutin' hilarity therein. Hang on, folks. It's wild.
I am so glad I found your site this week. The timing, it was Serendipitous, falling into place with the convenient ease and grace of a pregnant amnesiac stumbling into the exact worse assumptions on the part of the nearest hot man. Because, otherwise, I would RIGHT THIS MOMENT be interrupting Mr. Man's weekend-gaming-relaxation-time to rant and scream about the complete and utter, aneurysm-bursting RIDICULOUSNESS of the book I picked up at the thrift store today. Since that would mean he had to take his headphones out, and they are the only things drowning out the fact that the cat is in heat…
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May 16, 2012 | Wednesday at 11:25 am | 24 Comments
As the Washington Post reported, romance author Adele Dubois received a "notice of copyright infringement" from Google, which then removed a post from the Romance Books R Us blog based on the entry "ADELE + EXITOS."
The e-mail from Google stated, “Blogger has been notified, according to the terms of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA), that certain content in your blog is alleged to infringe upon the copyrights of others.” The e-mail lists the copyright owner as Sony, the copyright work description as “Adele + Exitos” and the “location of the infringing material” as the post by Dubois, which was removed by Google Blogger.
Who instigated the complaint remains a mystery. A “sworn statement” at the end of Google’s e-mail simply says “[private]” under the signature. The statement says, “I am the copyright owner or am authorized to act on behalf of the owner of an exclusive right that is allegedly infringed.”
Adele the singer has a recording contract with Columbia Records, which is owned by Sony Music Entertainment. Although names cannot be copyrighted, they can be trademarked. And Adele is trademarked, according to the Trademark Electronic Search System.
I contacted Dubois, she explained…
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May 16, 2012 | Wednesday at 2:35 am | 144 Comments
I apologize in advance for this cover, as I know you're all going to scream. I tweeted it last week and people were hollering at me on Twitter for hours afterward. Nightmares, twitches and phobias, all awakened by a single romance cover.
It's so awful, I'm going to put a second silly cover beneath it to help sooth your ravaged psyche. You ready?
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May 15, 2012 | Tuesday at 2:56 pm | 16 Comments
It's May! My peonies are blooming, the air is flush with good smells and yellow dust, and my blue car is now a strange shade of pollen-coated green.
It's also time for the Brenda Novak Auction, which has raised over $1.3 million dollars for a cure for juvenile diabetes. The auction is going on all month - and there are a lot of really neat things to bid on. Let's go shopping!
In the Once in a Lifetime Experiences category, there's a two night stay at the Ritz Carlton in Lake Tahoe, and as I write this, the high bid is $165. WHAT? There's 15 days left, but hey, bid early bid often. There's also a 2 night stay at the Grand Palms Hotel in Pembroke Pines, Florida, and the high bid is $50 as of this moment. Hey? What's that over there? Nothing to see here about hotel stays.
There are also cruises, trips to Europe, and an African safari up for bidding. Good gravy.
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May 15, 2012 | Tuesday at 12:35 am | 21 Comments
If you loved Sarah's post entitled, "Where is the Hymen?" you will love Bonk.
In Bonk (which for months I've been referring to accidentally as Boink, God knows what that says about me) Mary Roach takes on the subject of what scientists do and don't know about sex, and how they know it. I apologize for the over-abundance of long quotes here, but they are the best way to convey the flavor of the book. Also, I'm being self-indulgent. I read most of this book in a hospital cafeteria (Mom had a hip replacement - she's all better now). Anyway, there I was, cackling madly over the cafeteria food, with no one to say, "Hey, you gotta hear this!" to. I certainly wasn't going to read these passages to my mother (although given the pain medication she was getting at the time, I doubt she would have been offended). Here's an excerpt I'm fond of from the chapter, "The Prescription-Strength Vibrator: Masturbating For Health":
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May 14, 2012 | Monday at 2:04 pm | 72 Comments
WTFery of the morning, as reported by Dianna Dilworth on GalleyCat: Brevard County Public Libraries in Florida have pulled their 19 copies of 50 Shades of Grey from the shelves.
Why?
HuffPo has a quote from Don Walker, a spokesman for the library, who said, "it's semi-porgnographic." The HuffPo article indicated that several other libraries in Florida had refused to purchase copies, but Brevard bought 19, then took them out of circulation, sending notices to the 200 or so people on a waiting list.
Library services director Cathy Schweinsberg told Florida Today: Nobody asked us to take it off the shelves. But we bought some copies before we realized what it was. We looked at it, because it’s been called ‘mommy porn’ and ‘soft porn.’ We don’t collect porn.”
Brevard County Public Libraries don't collect porn. But since there's no established definition of what porn is, particularly for a library, I took a closer look at their collection to ascertain the items within their collection that I knew included sexually explicit…
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May 14, 2012 | Monday at 11:47 am | 20 Comments
Heads up: the Nora Roberts series about the MacKade brothers is $2.99 digitally for a limited time, along with a few other Roberts novels:
The Fall of Shane MacKade by Nora Roberts * $2.99 * A | BN | K | S | ARe The Return of Rafe MacKade by Nora Roberts * $2.99 * A | BN | K | S | ARe The Heart of Devin MacKade by Nora Roberts * $2.99 * A | BN | K | S | ARe The Pride of Jared MacKade by Nora Roberts * $2.99 * A | BN | K | S | ARe (SBTB Grade: B) Spellbound by Nora Roberts * $2.99 * A | BN | K | S | (Short Story) Unfinished Business by Nora Roberts * $2.99 * A | BN | K | S | ARe Bear Meets Girl by Shirley Laurenston * $3.99 * A | BN | K | S | ARe Reforming Lord Ragsdale by Carla Kelly * $2.99 * A | BN | K | S |
This series is described as Bewitched meets Murder, She Wrote and I am SO curious…
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May 14, 2012 | Monday at 9:08 am | 30 Comments
I started this book last Saturday morning while my kids were at swim lessons, and I was in a dark, humid, and loud indoor pool on uncomfortable bleachers.
I did not notice any of those things once I started reading. This book is amazing: confident and clever, funny and touching, and wonderfully done.
This book is a simultaneous story - Mayberry's Harlequin Blaze, Hot Island Nights ( A | BN | K | S | ARe ), takes place at the same time with two separate characters. Is there a name for that style of storytelling? I know Twin of Ice and Twin of Fire and the Julia Quinn duo Mr Cavendish I Presume and The Lost Duke of Wyndham employ the same method. What's it called, dovetailed stories? Hinged stories? Entwined stories? I am sure it has a proper name but darned if I can find it. Anyway.
The story opens with Violet at a formal event with…
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