SB Tasty Snacks!

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Smart Bitches, Tasty Snacks!

Perfect snacks to go with all your romance reading!

ANNOUNCING SMART BITCHES, TASTY SNACKS!

We've done it! By harnessing the magnetic power of reading and snacks, with our new service, whenever you order a book through the site, you can join our snack box subscription, too! We can't explain exactly how we're doing it (we may have kidnapped some drones, maybe) but when you buy yourself a book, we'll match it with the perfect treat, customized to your specifications! When your book arrives, so will your tasty tidbits!

All our treats will be tailored to your tastes, and we're offering salty and sweet options, with additional choices for readers with allergies or food restrictions. Read on to choose your subscription level!

Standard Subscription

✔ Customized salty or sweet subscription box.

✔ Snacks will perfectly matched to the sub-genre you've chosen

✔ Your box will arrive within an hour of your book's delivery, and that goes for print and ebooks, too!

Premium Subscription

✔ Customized salty or sweet subscription box

✔ One-hour delivery after the arrival of your book

✔PLUS: treats for your pet, also customized for maximum deliciousness!

VIP Subscription

✔ One of the SBTB crew will arrive on your doorstep at least one time per year

✔ Redheadedgirl will make you historical food (medieval gingerbread and drinking chocolate, anyone?)

✔ Amanda will bring you cocktails

✔ Elyse arrives ready to knit

✔ Carrie comes ready with cookies and tales of history, swashbuckling piracy, historically awesome women, and how Byron was a complete dick

✔ Sarah will do a live podcast interview with you and your pets - fun for everyone!

Subscribe now!

(Space is limited, and our use of these drones we've, um, borrowed could become complicated)

We can't wait to help you find more excellent romance and most excellent snacks!

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