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With the help of reader input and technological magic, we've come up with our own exclusive wearable technology, designed especially for romance readers.
With the help of reader input and technological magic, we've come up with our own exclusive wearable technology, designed especially for romance readers.
In addition to features like telling the time and alerting you to new email messages, the SBTB to go! has specially designed enhancements that help you make the most of your reading time.
Every device will arrive preloaded with subscriptions to lending libraries such as Scribd and Kindle Select. Plus, as an added bonus, your local library's digital collections will already be connected and accessible.
In addition to an onboard pedometer, SBTB to go! measures pages read and calories burned while reading
You’ll receive audible or vibration alerts when a book on your wish list goes on sale
Access to an onboard reader screen with customizable text sizes
Cloud access to all your books with the touch of a finger
The voices of top narrators Lorelei King and Renee Raudman are included to alert you to daily tasks, such as announcing new messages, calendar reminders, phone calls, and book sales. They can also be the voice of the onboard GPS and will read selected audiobooks as a free enhancement.
A selection of exclusive GPS navigation voices, including Tom Hiddleston, Richard Armitage, Idris Elba, Terrence Howard, Shah Rukh Khan, Colin Firth, Scarlett Johansson, Linda Belcher’s sister Gail, Alex O’Loughlin, Eva Green, Antonio Banderas, Kyra Sedgwick, Julia Roberts, Djimon Hounsou, Pinky Pie, and many, many, many more!
A 10% discount at Starbucks, TrueValue Hardware stores, and Dunkin' Donuts
50% off snack subscriptions to vendors such as the Mythical Chocolate of the Week Club
Optional monthly voice chats with participating authors and librarians - like a private book club on your wrist!
And One More Thing®:
The Premium SBTB To Go! device includes the ability to Freeze Time.
Yes. That’s right. Freeze Time and read as long as you wish. Want to read all night AND get eight hours of sleep? Need to finish your book but also get to work on time? Feel like avoiding the unavoidable gathering?
Now you can. Freeze Time works whenever you want to read. There really will be more hours in the day, just for you. (International maritime rules may apply.)