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HaBO: Dangerous Snowstorms on the Ranch

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This request is from Vere, who is looking for a contemporary romance she read awhile ago:

Hi, I love your site and I would like to ask if anyone remembers a book that I read a long time ago, around 2001, but was probably older, since I found it as a Word file on a refurbished computer from work, I think the girl that worked there before me was a fan of romance books and used to transcribe them to pass the time and to improve her English.

This is what I remember:

The female protagonist was a 28 yo woman from a big city that I think worked on a newspaper but she loved receiving newspapers from small towns and in one of these she founds a classified ad from a rancher looking for a wife, she answers, decides to meet the guy and the same day (or the next day) they marry, either way she was a virgin (at 28, no less!!) anyway they have sex and he uses lube since she wasn’t “ready” ( what about a little foreplay?) anyway he is brooding and she starts trying to adapt to ranch life, cooking from scratch, cleaning, and just turning a 50’s  housewife clichè.

I also remember they remain trapped at the ranch because a snowstorm but still he goes out because he has to feed the cattle, and she ties a rope around her waist and the other end to the door and goes looking for him.

I think he was having money troubles and she was to help him but he is too macho to accept, she gets pregnant and  because a misunderstanding the[y] separate and she goes to live on top of the bar of the small town near the ranch. It was a contemporary book because he drove a truck.

I really hope someone will remember the book. I have really fond memories of this book because I had a lot of dead time at work and I pretended to be working on a Word document while reading a romance.

Hopefully someone will recognize it and sorry for any mistakes I might have made since English is not my first language.

The rope-around-the-waist thing seems really familiar, but I can’t picture a scene or a name to go with it. Do you recognize this one?

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  1. Kara says:

    I have no idea about this book, but the only place I remember the rope around the waist thing is one of the Laura Ingalls Wilder books. There’s a blizzard, and in order to get out to the barn and back, someone ties a rope around their waist and goes out into the snow.

  2. vickyinsb says:

    Sounds like Duncan’s Bride by Linda Howard

  3. azteclady says:

    Linda Howard’s Duncan’s Bride first of two books–hero is Resse Duncan, heroine is Madelyn Patterson. Second is Loving Evangeline, hero Robert Cannon (Maddy’s stepbrother and only family) and Evangeline/Evie Shaw.

    Both favorites of mine, how did you guess?

  4. Erica H says:

    I think it is Duncan’s Bride by Linda Howard. I think all the pieces fit this story.

  5. azteclady says:

    Dangit, vickyinsb, I wanted to be first to guess (which is why the typo–it’s Reese, not Resse).

  6. vickyinsb says:

    @azreclady Heh! I haven’t ever gotten one first before!!

  7. azteclady says:

    @vickieinsb: Well, you sure did this time! 😛

  8. olivia says:

    Pretty sure I’ve never read the Linda Howard, but I know the rope trick sounds familiar, so I think it might not be too uncommon. I think it was used in a western historical romance.

  9. DonnaMarie says:

    Again, totally knew the answer two sentences in and am totally scooped by the rest of the Bitchery.

  10. Vere says:

    It is duncan’s bride, thank you all, you are amazing! I have been looking for this book for over 10 years. I am so happy.

  11. Vere says:

    Thanks vickyinsb and thank azteclady I had no idea that there was a second book, am searching for them on amazon.it right now!!

  12. Samantha Ryan says:

    This book is by Linda Howard it is Duncan’s Bride and it is an oldie from 1998

  13. vickyinsb says:

    @vere I am a huge Linda Howard fan and loved Duncan’s Bride, however I really really hated the hero in Loving Evangeline. Like hated with the fire of a thousand suns. She should have kicked him to the curb IMO.

  14. Susan says:

    @vickyinsb: Me, too! Hatedhatedhated the “hero” in Loving Evangeline. He’s right up there with Rome Matthews, Rhydon Baines, Cord Blackstone, Nikolas Constantinos, and Brett Rutland in Linda Howard’s Douchebag Hall of Fame. (Did I miss one?) 🙂

  15. Karin says:

    I knew this one after reading just a few sentences. Duncan’s Bride is a keeper for me. There’s also a funny scene where she has tries to catch a live chicken in the yard, to make a fried chicken dinner. Love the heroine because she doesn’t put up with his crap. She moves out and gets a job as a diner waitress.

  16. vickyinsb says:

    @susan Webb Tallant(Shades of Twilight)was also pretty much of an douchcanoe as I recall. Hmm. Seems to be a pattern!

  17. Shelda says:

    Whee! So fun to see the mystery solved. I knew immediately that I read this years ago, but I hadn’t a clue what it was.

  18. Diana says:

    I sooo remembered reading this book when you mentioned rope around the waist!
    Wasn’t there also some mild abuse going on?

  19. Michelle says:

    I knew this was Duncan’s Bride from “Dangerous snowstorms on Ranch” . One of my favorites.

  20. Diane/Anonym2857 says:

    What Michelle said. ;o)

  21. Vere says:

    @vickyinsb @susan you guys were so right, the hero of loving Evangeline is just an awful manipulative jerk, I wanted to kick him on the babymaker!

  22. Malvina says:

    Duncan’s Bride by Linda Howard. I’ve read it a million times. I know that book!

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