If It’s Tuesday…

This is a friendly reminder that, despite the passage of many years, despite it being out of print, If It's Tuesday, There Must Be Dildos. 

If it's Tuesday There Must be Dildos - computer generated dude with a goofy grin looking down at a woman whose neck is rotated more than 180 degrees


You may now go about your day. 

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  1. 1
    Lostshadows says:

    That cover is both hilarious and will be the source of my nightmares all week.

  2. 2

    I think plastic-man broke plastic-woman’s neck. Probably with a dildo.

  3. 3
    SB Sarah says:

    Wait… maybe she IS the dildo. OMG.

  4. 4
    jimthered says:

    I’m waiting for the sequel DILDOS: NOT JUST FOR TUESDAYS ANYMORE.

  5. 5
    Fran says:

    I think she’s actually an unfriendly succubus, and he’s so anticipating more sexy times that he overlooked her neck’s process of demonstrating a 360 degree angle.

  6. 6

    Am I the only one whose mind went straight to The Sims when they saw that cover?  I was never into that game, but these people (?) look like they came right out of it.

  7. 7
    donna marie says:

    I feel like that character in Roxanne. I want to look away but I can’t. And now I’m staring.

  8. 8
    Mag says:

    Her neck has its own mouth.  Scary.

  9. 9
    Sarita says:

    @jimthered, you made my day :)

    Dildo Tuesday: because when even if your too horny to wait for the exorcist, you still probably want an arms distance. Demon STDs are no joke.

  10. 10
    AndieG says:

    I’m not sure what’s more disturbing,  the title or the absolutely terrifying robot/Barbie/pod people couple on the cover.

  11. 11
    Todd says:

    Well, he certainly turned her head.

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