This is a friendly reminder that, despite the passage of many years, despite it being out of print, If It's Tuesday, There Must Be Dildos.
You may now go about your day.
This is a friendly reminder that, despite the passage of many years, despite it being out of print, If It's Tuesday, There Must Be Dildos.
You may now go about your day.
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That cover is both hilarious and will be the source of my nightmares all week.
I think plastic-man broke plastic-woman’s neck. Probably with a dildo.
Wait… maybe she IS the dildo. OMG.
I’m waiting for the sequel DILDOS: NOT JUST FOR TUESDAYS ANYMORE.
I think she’s actually an unfriendly succubus, and he’s so anticipating more sexy times that he overlooked her neck’s process of demonstrating a 360 degree angle.
Am I the only one whose mind went straight to The Sims when they saw that cover? I was never into that game, but these people (?) look like they came right out of it.
I feel like that character in Roxanne. I want to look away but I can’t. And now I’m staring.
Her neck has its own mouth. Scary.
@jimthered, you made my day 🙂
Dildo Tuesday: because when even if your too horny to wait for the exorcist, you still probably want an arms distance. Demon STDs are no joke.
I’m not sure what’s more disturbing, the title or the absolutely terrifying robot/Barbie/pod people couple on the cover.
Well, he certainly turned her head.