Time for another HaBO, because if it's Tuesday it must be… a few things, actually.
This HaBO request is from Mary, who writes:
I am looking for a book I read about…8? years ago, when I first started reading romance and was a lot less discerning.
I got it at the library so it definitely could have been an older book. It was a Scottish romance, and the heroine was redheaded (I know that is not at all helpful). The cover had her running through some green hills in a red plaid dress. I think.
I think it was your fairly typical Scottish romance with the possibly English heroine refusing to have anything to do with the Highlander hero because she was better than him or she thought he was a jerk or something.
BUT then it started getting crazysauce because she was kidnapped by the hero's mortal enemy who kept her as a prisoner in his Scottish highland castle. The part that stuck with me was this:
1) The villain keeps the heroine tied to his giant four poster bed.
2) Instead of actually raping her with his own discostick, he used a dildo that was made in the exact image of said discostick. I don't remember why-maybe he was unable to get it up for her, maybe he didn't want his “seed” in her. But yeah.
3) The hero eventually rescues her and she was super grateful so then all the trauma was over and they had magical sexytimes.
A lot of the exact details are gone, but hopefully at least someone remembers this? I dunno, I can't be the only one scarred by out-of-nowhere dildo raping. I kind of just want to read it and see if it is still as insanely weird as I remember, or if it is just very cliched. Thank you so much!
Wow. Either everyone will remember this book or everyone will say, “I don't know what it is BUT I MUST READ IT.” Anyone recognize this book?