Penis Museum! From Gry, our Norwegian Friday Videos Correspondent, comes this trailer for a documentary. Or, dic-umentary. Featuring all the best of America. Or, one American, anyway.
I hope your weekend is unforgettable. And if you want to watch this documentary to make it more unforgettable, you can stream it online. Enjoy!
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I just . . . I can’t . . . WHAT?
This is solid proof that men do indeed think with their dicks.
Hah! And I can’t believe no one saw this and said “What a bunch of dicks…”
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I’ve got nothing.
I love that I already knew about this. haha.
I prefer Cynthia Plaster Caster’s less clinical, more artistic way of preserving penises for posterity: http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/flash/home.html
Last winter a friend and I wandered into an antiques/consignment store in Columbus, Ohio. They had those big locked glass cases full of interesting and/or valuable small stuff. One case held a collection of the kind of stuff that amateur naturalists used to accumulate: cases of butterflies, a mounted rat skeleton, snake skins, that kind of thing. The exhibits and their labels were interesting enough that we spend time looking and reading, working our way up the shelves. Up on the top shelf was a little jar of what looked a little like those bamboo skewers that some restaurants put in sandwiches: same color, some of them were straight, some kind of twisted, but they had this little bulb on the top. The part of the label I could see said “Great for cocktail stirrers!” My friend was tall enough to read the rest of the label—they were raccoon penis bones. Every woman who hears this story says “Ewww!”, every guy says
“cool!”
Fun fact! There’s an awesome YouTube channel called Sexplanations, and on it Dr. Lindsey Doe took a trip to the Icelandic Phallological Museum, and there’s a whole video of awesomeness on it!
If everyone had a penis like Elmo the American penis, they would probably be too busy enjoying it to bother with wars and violence. Make love, not war. And if your penis is too small? You may as well make war.
I like my penises attached to a living person, just saying. But, hurrah for science.
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